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=Lets show BIO here guys=
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North Vladimir
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-07-24 06:49:27 UTC
There large universe had lots of funny text and photoes in ploits` BIO
Some are jokes life philosophy and arrogance combat declaration
some are beautiful or intimidatory photoes( eg human skeleton)

Okay now, Lets show that what made you impressive information in yours or other`s BIO here
come on guysTwisted
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#2 - 2013-07-24 06:51:51 UTC
....or you could just click on my bio.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
North Vladimir
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-07-24 06:54:07 UTC  |  Edited by: North Vladimir
Erotica 1 wrote:
....or you could just click on my bio.


Sure ,I will logn in game
you can also copy then paste here


I saw, you are rich
Gravemind GER
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-07-24 07:22:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Gravemind GER
Quote:
[10:29:00] Chribba I was going to post a screenshot but it would make no sense since it's just epeen of my db server speed :P
[10:29:44] Chribba so I'll just post a penis picture instead, ok?
[10:29:47] Gravemind GER ok
[10:30:00] Chribba lol was waiting for the first pilot to say - sure do it
[10:30:02] Chribba homo

Valera Kitaec > фьукшсфты - умшд
Valera Kitaec > americans - evil
Gravemind GER > i like russian girls
Valera Kitaec > you don see them in really
Gravemind GER > i have a good girlfriend, she is from russia.. she looks hawt
Valera Kitaec > she is wonderfool
Gravemind GER > well, she is dumb like a piece of bread
Gravemind GER > but she looks good
Valera Kitaec > you lie
Valera Kitaec > europian and americans girl is dumb and ugly


Not emptyquoting
Fal Dara
Vortex Command Corporation
Power Legion
#5 - 2013-07-24 07:42:14 UTC
Quote:
Be the shoe.

I know my pictures is hot. Yes, i know it looks like i'm not wearing anyhting but a clear plastic shell, but in truth, i'm always wearing pants. Some tight jeans that have slits for pocket openings. I've been told that these pants make my ass look like an old chinese guy. Which is cool, to me, anyway--who would want their ass to look like an apple bottom--you seen how lumpy and ugly the bottom of an apple is? It's not something i want my ass to look like, so, i go for the old chiense guy look. If you want to see them, please, support WIS/ambulation.

And pray, i say, that all i really am wearing is a clear plastic shell. We all need a reason to log on. This is mine.

06:26:28 Combat Your group of Scourge Fury Heavy Missile hits Gist War General, doing 2880.3damage.

Sanphesta > if the truth takes too long-try lying

[07:36:15] Stroven Estemaire > and has a trank


That would be mine.

the shoe is a link to the dominix.. because, its the shoe. be it.

The long ramble in the middle is from when we had the old avatar pics, and gallente women wore clear plastic shells, and nothing else (mine had a slightl blue tint, to go with my blue hair). I think they should bring that back. No, we didnt have bras either.

the scourge is from the tengu, pre-nerf.

sanphesta is one of the most brilliant ... non-troll trolls i have ever met in eve. he speaks great truth.

and a trank is ... a tank, and a train. only a real gallante understands its use. Twisted
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2013-07-24 07:45:16 UTC
North Vladimir wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
....or you could just click on my bio.


Sure ,I will logn in game
you can also copy then paste here


I saw, you are rich


omg just click on the portrait...

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7 - 2013-07-24 07:56:45 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
North Vladimir wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
....or you could just click on my bio.


Sure ,I will logn in game
you can also copy then paste here


I saw, you are rich


omg just click on the portrait...


LOL I like yours!

There's another one I really like, but I'd rather share it in private. Remind me.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#8 - 2013-07-24 08:24:43 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
....or you could just click on my bio.


Yet another poorly hidden forum attempt by the scam-scum!

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  
Lady Naween
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-07-24 08:43:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Lady Naween
Xen Solarus wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
....or you could just click on my bio.


Yet another poorly hidden forum attempt by the scam-scum!


she actually doesnt scam, its just people that cant read the rules

btw I must give a shout out for the lovely song in my bio
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#10 - 2013-07-24 09:41:09 UTC
Mine has a swear word. Shocked

Yeeee! 
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-07-24 09:48:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Complex Potential
Mine has innuendo Shocked Unfortunately, the link is invisible on Eve Gate so you need to be in game to get the full effect.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-07-24 10:12:48 UTC
CCP Eterne didn't like mine, it's not ASCII anymore but it's still block, no fcks were given.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
North Vladimir
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-07-24 10:28:07 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
....or you could just click on my bio.



How much you got ?
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-07-24 10:52:31 UTC
You can see anyones bio by clicking on their forum portrait.

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#15 - 2013-07-24 11:51:28 UTC
you do know that EVE Gate shows you characters' bios, right?

and while we're at it, check out mine Cool
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#16 - 2013-07-24 19:26:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
Arduemont wrote:
This is Eve, where the strongest eat the weak and the naive. People flock into space to get their share of all the glory, but after many months you come to realise there are levels of power in this universe that you will never be able to achieve. No matter how long you live, and how experienced you get, death can come for you at any time regardless of how high you climb or how big of a ship or fleet you can field. Some will never come to grips with this.

You may work your bones to dust to keep a small corporation together, and stuggle to keep finances in shape. Mean-while there are corperations that have thousands of employees and seem to be able to print ISK and ships or can gather fleets skilled enough to destroy all life when they move through your system.

01:16:34 Combat Group of 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II strikes Ba'al Djinn [WVII]SSL(Thanatos) for 9739 damage

For your termination of Ferfax we have paid you 6,869,872.41 ISK from their bounty pool.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#17 - 2013-07-24 19:39:23 UTC
I would, but it seems someone already took a bio on this thread.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#18 - 2013-07-24 19:42:39 UTC
The 1st time I glanced at the screen and saw the title, I thought it read "=Lets show BO here guys=".

BO? Body Odor? Is it time for fanfest again?
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#19 - 2013-07-24 19:47:44 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Eugene Kerner wrote:
North Vladimir wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
....or you could just click on my bio.


Sure ,I will logn in game
you can also copy then paste here


I saw, you are rich


omg just click on the portrait...


LOL I like yours!

There's another one I really like, but I'd rather share it in private. Remind me.


That joke looks oddly familiar...

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#20 - 2013-07-24 19:53:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Kijo Rikki
Aha!

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1379536#post1379536

Glad it made your day, and your bio! Big smile

EDIT: Also, mine is sort of boring, and broke if you try to look at it on the forums

Quote:
24 Hours a Day. 365 Days a Week.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
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