These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Victory Tally Vs the New Order
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#41 - 2013-07-19 16:25:51 UTC
Starkiller Lothlorien wrote:

So adding 18mil to tally on OP. Considering researching location of New Order to go look for them, sit in belts swishing bottom like Raquel Welsh during heyday. Maybe Knights wake up take hands out of underpants put on mouse and keyboard and play Eve then.

Now hearing posts in the voice of Latka Gravas. Which is cracking me up.

Comedy gold. +1
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#42 - 2013-07-19 18:21:50 UTC
Shared belt with New Order's aspirational bots today. Maybe. Maybe just other miners, hard to tell difference tbh.

No convo, subtle bumping.

Just the ice and the 'we love Russia' youtube medleys.

It gets lonely out there.

One time heard noise, thought finally my Knight would come.

Minimised fullscreen drunken Russisn homeless man trying not fall down, span cam, but no.

Was just text from soup lady. Soup waiting. Ate soup watching Russian man fall down.

Watching ice melt like watching paint dry. Hurry up, New Order.

BadSeamus
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-07-19 19:56:41 UTC
" look at thread again without poo in eyes:"

I love this guy already. Carry on sticking it to the New Order my good man.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#44 - 2013-07-19 20:06:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Nexus Day wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I feel like im only getting every other word.

Try moving to an area with better reception and post again.

Try reading it drunk. Sort of reads like poetry.

Yeah, it's kind of stream of consciousness, like James Joyce or Jack Kerouac. If either of them were writing about mining and dodging bump-bers, they'd write this way.
Helios Aquiness
Perkone
Caldari State
#45 - 2013-07-19 20:09:20 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfExXGMX2JM
Carebear? Im a brony, motherf***er.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#46 - 2013-07-19 20:32:03 UTC
Starkiller Lothlorien wrote:
Dear General Discussion, Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot!

Starkiller Lothlorien.


Now there's an email worth answering! Some ants toot. Tee-hee!
Q 5
999 HOLDINGS LLC
#47 - 2013-07-20 02:22:24 UTC
Sheesh, and people complain about my English.

I could never be drunk or drugged enough to even comprehend what the op is trying to express.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Snuggle Society.
#48 - 2013-07-20 05:57:21 UTC
Starkiller Lothlorien wrote:
Decided to take stock of all victories against the New Order.

New Order not belong single Corp, dodge about like ferrets in bag. Difficult target, clever tactic.

Tsun Tsu learn like Matlock. Copy. I stay in noob corp, mine with gay abandon, keep eye on the prize, record ganks by New Order.
Take steps to achieve victory in pvp encounters with agents, wannabes, knights etc.

Tank it up, spa. Use jump clone, no implants. D-Scan like Janus, finger on the button ready to scarper.

Full load, warp to station, unload, I win!

Ramp it up, veld and etc boring, profits low. Go for losec, higher ISK, worth the risk.

So here we are. Small start, all good so far. First report first 2 weeks. Incl.

Week 2
New Order ganks: zero ISK shiplosses
Ore sold: 38.7m ISK

Keep calm and Carry On Mining.

Running Total:
New Order ganks: zero ISK shiplosses
Ore sold: 105.9m ISK

Edit: losec ninja mining trips unfair to New Order who only gank in hisec. Losec profits removed from totals to not be cheater.


You are just a treat sir Cool

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#49 - 2013-07-20 22:40:04 UTC
Am starting to think might be invincible. Was mining in ice belt, sleepy after soup lunch.
Set timer on clock to 17 minutes, lay down. On sofa.

Woke up 2 hours later. No gank. Belt all gone. Bots all gone.

Took garbage out to see if invincibility theory true.

Still here.

Nothing but space. And me. No Order.
Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#50 - 2013-07-20 23:12:08 UTC
You could always up the ante so to speak and mine in Halaima, their home system...just to really be a pain in their ass Big smile

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.
Bloody Wench
#51 - 2013-07-21 12:34:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Bloody Wench
Starkiller Lothlorien wrote:
Mined AFK all daylong with 17minute naps and funny cats on youtube till attack of screaming abdabs occurred and had to log out.



I don't know what's going on here, but for me screaming abdabs = explosive diarrhea.

If you read it out loud it has a rhythmical quality all its own.



Naps, soup, funny russians, poo in eyes, taking out the garbage...sounds like null-bloc politics.

[u]**Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote: **[/u]  CCP should not only make local delayed in highsec, but they should also require one be undocked to use it. Then, even the local spammers have some skin in the game. Support a High Resolution Texture Pack
Cain Alcari
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#52 - 2013-07-21 19:41:50 UTC
You know.. If you read this in Mass Effects Mordin Solus' voice, it's like it could almost be his journal.
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#53 - 2013-07-25 00:30:58 UTC
Ok, now Nearly narcoleptic with boredom and lack of gank (not even bumped) so tomorrow going to New Halibaba for flashing wares. Jambo315 please be at home.
Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2013-07-25 00:39:29 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:
Starkiller Lothlorien wrote:
I stay in noob corp, mine with gay abandon, keep eye on the prize

I lost it at this part.


Homophobic? What do you have against the gay abadon?

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#55 - 2013-07-25 14:00:14 UTC
I'm grabbing a chair, setting myself down with a scotch, ready to enjoy more of this thread. Lol
Maximillian German
Task Force Coalition
#56 - 2013-07-25 14:36:54 UTC
Jambo315 FTW
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#57 - 2013-07-27 22:29:28 UTC
Had wait day longer due to play Pandemic. Good times. 2 win against Big 4 led by Sunburn, 1 lose to Blue balls and Dirty Knees.

Back on today, suit on, reet to Halibaba to find the New Order. Hello Jambo315?

On arrival, all quiet on all fronts. Local quiet as churchmouse even though like party time with over 40 locals. First belt non-compliant ret, barenaked bio, no permit, no say hihi back when convod. AFK for sure. Hello Jambo315?

Same story second belt. Onky Mack this time. Halibaba home system NO, no? Where are they? Maybe they miners?

Parked in belt, monitor off, sofa looked good, watched Argo. Good Ben Affleck movie like Escape From New york only no eyepatch, more Iranians.

Still no NO. Nono like mantra now. Badface :(

Hello Jambo315. Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes.
I can see it in your smile.
You're all I've ever wanted.
And my arms are open wide.
You know just what to say.
And you know just what to do.
And I want to tell you so much.
I love soup.

No mine in Halibaba yet. Wanted pure bot simulation. No want Jambo315 mistake me compliant miner, leavealone. No good. Where is NO? Please hurry up.
DSpite Culhach
#58 - 2013-07-28 01:03:27 UTC
Q 5 wrote:
Sheesh, and people complain about my English.

I could never be drunk or drugged enough to even comprehend what the op is trying to express.


He has spelling mistakes in his typing, which means it hasn't gone through a translator program, and if you go back through his posts history, his initial posts have proper english.
Not drunk or from another country, he just trying to type like a wiseass.

I apparently have no idea what I'm doing.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2013-07-28 02:36:06 UTC
Maybe he's doing some Role Play and this is nothing more than a fantasy.

Anyway, it was entertaining to say the least. Still good to hear about The New Order getting punked, even if it's not true.



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#60 - 2013-07-28 07:51:18 UTC
No prank, I don't RP. Jambo315 and rest of band don't, not fair if I do, what?

Gimme the future and I post screenshots. Have to wait as going to lake with mum. Fishing like mining on Eve.

Approach to lake. Activate line. AFK.

No gank there either.