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Where have all the forum trolls gone?

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#41 - 2013-07-17 09:32:33 UTC
LIKE EVERYTHING!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Burl en Daire
M.O.M.S. Corp
#42 - 2013-07-17 09:59:02 UTC
Skill Training Online wrote:
There was a time in EVE when the forums were filled with entertainment and trolling, I myself once tried to take over this role, but I just seem to lack the talent.

Has CCP finally banned all the funny trolls?

Are we doomed with a deluge of " CCP Product. is DYING " threads?

What happened to GD?

Did the trolls simply migrate north for the summer?

Will they be back when it is bone chillingly cold to warm our hearts?





Try the DUST514 forums, they are alive and doing well there.

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. Hunter S. Thompson
Jamie Dallocort
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-07-17 13:54:38 UTC
I see trolling as a form of showing off/bullying, and both are the lowest form of attention seeking.

I would personally like to see a tv show "To catch a troll" - A team of 'Normal, non-geeky anti Trollers' hunt down Trollers who sit laughing at their own troll posts from the comfort and safeness of their parents house/basement/or run down single bedroom flat (obviously stereotyping a tiny bit here).

Once the target has been identified - slap them with a fish, pull their pants down to their ankles (both genders as they are not sexist) and parade them down the street making them yell "I am an unfunny mong".

....or some sort of similar concept.

I realise there will be a troll who will say something original along the lines of "yo mad brah!?", or "someone got trolled"...

If that makes your pastey chest feel a little bigger, or gives you a raging semi on, then feel free :)



Remember - Its easy to feel big in your own little tiny world, but in this big wide real world...you are just a tiny person.......unless your obese.
Andrea Griffin
#44 - 2013-07-17 14:18:38 UTC
One of them started this terrible thread.

CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer.
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#45 - 2013-07-17 14:19:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Jill Xelitras
Personally, I stopped posting to the eve-o forums after I comitted suicide. Being dead is a serious impediment to the creative process required to come up with any thoughts worthy of writing down.

If you ask why I'm able to express myself now ... you're either a nitpicker or you somehow don't believe in either afterlife, resurection, karma, role-playing, vampires, zombies and other totally valid explanations.

Anyway.

I'm awaiting at least one like by Mizhir as promised. Big smile

edit: Thanks Mizhir. I knew I could count on you.

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#46 - 2013-07-17 16:16:57 UTC
Jill Xelitras wrote:
Being dead is a serious impediment to the creative process required to come up with any thoughts worthy of writing down.


I call fake. We all know trolls don't do that.
Zaxix
State War Academy
Caldari State
#47 - 2013-07-17 16:34:42 UTC
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Bokononist

 
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#48 - 2013-07-17 17:30:48 UTC
Wat?

People are tired....
GD is destined to go the way of CAOD.....10 posts a day, all poor attempts at PR damage control.....Lol

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#49 - 2013-07-17 17:37:02 UTC
Mr Kidd wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
Skill Training Online wrote:
There was a time in EVE when the forums were filled with entertainment and trolling, I myself once tried to take over this role, but I just seem to lack the talent.

Has CCP finally banned all the funny trolls?

Are we doomed with a deluge of " CCP Product. is DYING " threads?

What happened to GD?

Did the trolls simply migrate north for the summer?

Will they be back when it is bone chillingly cold to warm our hearts?




The Mintchip threads lured them all to their doom.


As a troll, I've no problem with Mintchip. She's a cute babe so what's not to like. Besides, if I was Hilmar I would have hired her too ;)


Indeed.

Also ex forum bad horrible terrible troll signing in, I think but I'm not sure yet...

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Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#50 - 2013-07-17 17:39:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Miilla
"They haven't gone away you know"


Famous words by an ex-terrorist and minister of UK parliment.
Iskander Phoenix
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2013-07-18 02:54:44 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Mr Kidd wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
Skill Training Online wrote:
There was a time in EVE when the forums were filled with entertainment and trolling, I myself once tried to take over this role, but I just seem to lack the talent.

Has CCP finally banned all the funny trolls?

Are we doomed with a deluge of " CCP Product. is DYING " threads?

What happened to GD?

Did the trolls simply migrate north for the summer?

Will they be back when it is bone chillingly cold to warm our hearts?




The Mintchip threads lured them all to their doom.


As a troll, I've no problem with Mintchip. She's a cute babe so what's not to like. Besides, if I was Hilmar I would have hired her too ;)


Indeed.

Also ex forum bad horrible terrible troll signing in, I think but I'm not sure yet...



There seems to be a lot of talk/hate towards this mintchip person? What happened there/what did they do?
Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
#52 - 2013-07-18 03:14:56 UTC
Some people (cough cough) might be more subtle trolls by using veiled insults and choosing to use hot-button words within otherwise rationale and well meaning arguments.

Then again, we should be ashamed of spending so much time on internet forums when we could be doing something healthy for our minds and bodies.

.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2013-07-18 06:28:17 UTC
sorry house burned down. i'm back now.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
#54 - 2013-07-18 08:08:43 UTC
they probably have grown up

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#55 - 2013-07-18 08:11:27 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
sorry house burned down. i'm back now.

That's horribly ineffective. You should try to burn up instead — make the flow of heat work for you.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#56 - 2013-07-18 15:22:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Sergeant Acht Scultz
Iskander Phoenix wrote:
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Mr Kidd wrote:
Malcanis wrote:
Skill Training Online wrote:
There was a time in EVE when the forums were filled with entertainment and trolling, I myself once tried to take over this role, but I just seem to lack the talent.

Has CCP finally banned all the funny trolls?

Are we doomed with a deluge of " CCP Product. is DYING " threads?

What happened to GD?

Did the trolls simply migrate north for the summer?

Will they be back when it is bone chillingly cold to warm our hearts?




The Mintchip threads lured them all to their doom.


As a troll, I've no problem with Mintchip. She's a cute babe so what's not to like. Besides, if I was Hilmar I would have hired her too ;)


Indeed.

Also ex forum bad horrible terrible troll signing in, I think but I'm not sure yet...



There seems to be a lot of talk/hate towards this mintchip person? What happened there/what did they do?



Bad mouths will always be bad mouths be it in life or in forums games or whatever place you see them and of course, the protections of their anonymous faceless uninteresting internet persons makes them open their crap hole harder.

The positive thing on those is that at least they're so easy to spot you have no trouble blocking them and feel free of reading their crap.
Some comments in this very same thread deserve a nice ban warning to bring those idiots minds back to some reality but welp, I'm not forum mod.

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ISD Tyrozan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#57 - 2013-07-19 02:46:25 UTC
Trolling is prohibited. Therefore the topic is being locked.

Forum rule 5. Trolling is prohibited.

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