Warfare & Tactics

By some mercy of our glorious, mighty and EVEipotent God you may have learned that part of the recruitment process of The Church of Awesome is the TRIAL OF FIRE. If an applicant fails to meet the high standards of the trial of insight, for which there are great rewards, he must then face the trial of fire. The applicant must brave certain death by challenging the Badger of Doom, he faces oblivion, there is no escape.

[The Rite of The Badger of Doom]
[High Priest - Reads]
O Glorious Badger of Doom,
You shall be victorious,
O'er this so humbled sinner,
Too mute to speak words of reverence,
Suffice to please our great God,
He surely is guilty of a crime,
Of the highest order worthy of death,
O Mighty Badger of Doom,
Righteous is your single turret,
It strikes at the heart of the noob,
Purifying him with every volley,
Cleanse this noob till pure of his ship.
His weapons are primitive they mock the lord.
Scoop them up in your mighty cargohold
They shall aid our bursary
Destroy your adversary
O Glorious Badger of Doom

Amen.

[Sinner - Sings]

{Chorus}x3
Mighty Badger of Doom
You may mace my face
But I shall still keep pace
Mighty Badger of Doom
Though my death may loom
I shall rise from my tomb
Mighty Badger of Doom

{Verse 1}
Mid slots of four
You I adore
A great hold
And e'ver so bold
Three thousand ehp
YOU ARE THE KEY

{Verse 2}
Low slots of two
You know I love you
Three medium rigs
Like heavenly figs
No room for a neut
But you are a Beaut.

[The High Priest Declares]
Should The Unrighteous Sinner Be Victorious
He is redeemed and has truly earned his place among us.

Fin.

So the question is what is the perfect Badger fit? Assume All V skills. I have two fits that I use...

[Badger, Badger of Doom 1]
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Damage Control II

J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I
X5 Prototype Engine Enervator
'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I
Experimental 10MN Afterburner I

Light Ion Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S

Medium Particle Dispersion Augmentor I
Medium Particle Dispersion Augmentor I

[Badger, badger of doom]
Micro Auxiliary Power Core II
Damage Control II

J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I
X5 Prototype Engine Enervator
Medium Ancillary Shield Booster, Cap Booster 50
Experimental 10MN Afterburner I

Small Focused Pulse Laser II, Conflagration S

Medium Energy Burst Aerator I
Medium Energy Burst Aerator I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2PqOErxFCk

TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.


I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.

Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.


It seems he has found his calling in Eve.

Can I join you guys for a day so I can shoot the OP?

Good point Tao.

But how will find out more about the QCATs capital ship building operations from our corp?

Yes! As you know, we have a history of recruiting Caldari into our corp :)

The passive mammoth would tank your pathetic badger for ever.

Actually, can't wait to see what battle badgers change to after the Industrial Tiercide goes through. The missile launchers look awesome. And drones?!?! zomg.

Though, the Prowler remains the ultimate kiting industrial for nanofleets. You don't even really need a point, just bump your foes and they can't warp out, buahahaha!