Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Who are we?

The Church of Awesome is a corp of 'special people' we worship a God that is eternally good ... at ... EVE. The EVE angels spoke HIS name and it was PWN, we aspire to be like him in all ways. We recognise being a noob, being ignorrant of the game mechanics, mining and excessive mission running as sinful ways of life. We being an ultruistic good natured corp strive to help those that turn away from sin, see the light and recognise our God how to become better at EVE live a life of pvp fun. However, those infidels, those that transgress our God and sin at every turn, THE GALLENTE, shall be put to death, this battle is eternal, none are to survive. The church is a rapidly growing organisation.

Why Us?

1. Low sec is the most dangerous place in EVE (FW is especially dangerous you've got spies, awoxers, russians, pirates and opposing militia members) you don't want to be hanging around with inexperienced corps filled with "care bears". You might think that this would be a rare in the caldari militia but is epecially prevalent. Public fleets are lead by horrible FC's who have laughable doctrines and feed the Gallente ships. Our experienced players have been pvping for a number of years, live in low sec, are well connected with good FCs with good doctrines and know what they are doing. You will get into good fleets and you will feel good because when you fight you will be on the winning side.

2. You will laugh and have a fun positive social experience with people who have horrible personalities. We are not an anal corp and we'll tell it to you straight. We are a casual corporation that doesn't take EVE too seriously and we are focused on having a good time in EVE. This means that we don't attract the absolute top players in EVE that want everything (we can't field caps yet) but we do have a lot considering our corps size (not allowed to discuss because it is secret info shhh trust me we do have a lot of stuff).

3. We are at your level. The church is a corporation you can commit to. Your character is a work in progress and so is the church. There are things we'd like to achieve in FW that we're not able to do yet because we simply don't have the number of skilled pilots we need that's why we need pilots like you.

How do I apply?

We don't let just anyone in the corp you must pass the test!

TRIAL OF INSIGHT

The easiest way to get into the corporation is to write a poem or a bit of prose that glorifies our fake God or that is about some aspect of EVE. What will happen is that the high priests(directors) that are on will vote on whether your writings were good enough to get into the corp. If it's good enough bam you're in the corp.

SUCCESSFUL TRIAL OF INSIGHT EXAMPLE
Riven Erata's Haiku

Alone in the World
I see a light before me
The Church of Awesome

FAIL AND IT'S THE TRIAL OF FIRE NOOB

You must battle to get into the corp and risk the death of one of your eve ships against the infamous badger of doom(you will win). If you're a noob you can use any ship you want to battle my badger. If you're an old player I'm going to use a badger mk II/badger and you have to use a ship of my choosing probably a t1 frig/noobship (they should kill a badger mk II/badger every time).

SUCCESSFUL TRIAL OF FIRE EXAMPLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2PqOErxFCk

FAIL AND IT'S THE TRIAL OF DEVOTION

You have to sing on teamspeak. If you've pissed me off somehow (very likely) I get to choose the song and if you sing you'll get in the corp.

ADDITIONAL

We may also be expanding into the EU and US timezones.