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Quiting EVE, so you can have my toons!!!! ALL SOLD

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Jane Saunders
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#61 - 2013-07-13 21:05:14 UTC
I applaud your moral fiber,

However, Sage Beyda has struck me as a striking young and strong pilot. These lonely winters have taken its toll and i miss the human touch of another. I will afford her the same offer i gave to Robert.

:)
Ginger Schnap
Kingdom Of Salt
#62 - 2013-07-13 21:06:35 UTC
You see, Sage is the reason I keep my immortality in EvE. Her high cheek bones and her shy ways are such a turn on. The first time we met, she was so passionate about her desire to train to be the most lethal Domi pilot the Guristas had ever engaged. She's been so dedicated in her training for Sentries that she often lays next to me and beats herself up for not buckling down and studying for her BS V exam. I think she does it just so I'll console her with kisses and caress the back of her head., right where the transfer port meets her spine. She's so manipulative... I just always tell myself that that is why she's such a good Commander. Ask her... no... I mean REALLY ask her. She needs you, but wants me. I'm sorry... that's just the way it is. The mind can't tell the heart what to do.
BruCe86
Fractal Industries
Pan-Intergalatic Business Community
#63 - 2013-07-13 21:08:47 UTC
Robert Saint wrote:


Well how can I say not to Princess and his/her crew of misfits.

YOU WIN "Korneeleeus Kontrapshun" Please send the character 1 ISK and evemail me the account name. I will transfer him ASAP.

PS.. he was my first toon in EVE, I sold him and then bought him back for double... .. funny game.


Today you have dealt a mighty blow to the millipede infestation, may your rod remain ever rigid and your hair never lose it's lustre!


Robert Saint
The Grumpy Dogs
#64 - 2013-07-13 21:11:19 UTC
BruCe86 wrote:
I need Korneeleeus Kontrapshun to join the cause to stamp out the millipede uprising in the shanty towns of Caldari Prime. He will be well treated and supplied with the finest protective clothing we can steal from passing traders and either a rusty knife or TWO sharp sticks (we may have run out of knives), and all the millipede meat he can eat.

Training will be provided by our longest serving veteran - a hulk of a man, he's a one-eyed former lowsec pirate called Princess (apparently his parents wanted a girl, the last person to ask why he didn't change his name is still decorating the walls of our clubhouse). He communicates mostly through grunts and headbutts, owing to him losing his tongue to a marauding pack of millipedes who ambushed his platoon and slaughtered everyone. Princess was tortured for days by the millipedes but finally managed to escape and fight his way to safety by seducing one of his guards and disabling him with a falcon punch to the anus, before fashioning a disguise from the guard's remains and quietly slipping from the millipede stronghold.

Princess still wears his millipede-head codpiece to this day. Needless to say - not a man to be trifled with.

I can assure you Korneeleeus will find new purpose with us and lead a rewarding life from here on in, leaving behind the cold emptiness of space and the leftover pod goo that always gets stuck between your buttcheeks (don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about)





We are currently processing this transfer. The character being transferred will remain on your account until the process is complete, but will not be playable during this time.

Character Name: Korneeleeus Kontrapshun

Will be completed after: 7/14/2013 7:10:03 AM

all done here... enjoy my first toon. and kill something with him.
Jane Saunders
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#65 - 2013-07-13 21:11:44 UTC
I actually havent smiled so much in a long time. I like this.

Lets hope everyone who needs a toon gets one, and If i dont then its all good
Neijas
Alatus Space Endeavour
#66 - 2013-07-13 21:11:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Neijas
Robert Saint wrote:
Neijas wrote:
I'd like to purchase 1 &/or 4 :)

ISK transfered



Thanks for posting, but it's a bit more complicated then that... read back the first post and if you're still interested... Post for a toon that hasn't been sold and tell me why you want it.

Peace


Oh, I am sorry!

Here we go with 4.. because I never had a cynabal, but always got kited and killed by them. I'd really like to fly one & learn how it works, to finally also "artillery kite". Nothing else I can say :( Sorry I didn't make up a fancy story.. just telling the truth.
Really just want to learn how to PvP w/ a cyna and this is my chance! :)
Yilar Eistiras
State War Academy
Caldari State
#67 - 2013-07-13 21:15:35 UTC
I would buyout any of those characters for the 1 isk. Of course the one I would prefer is http://eveboard.com/pilot/Korneeleeus_Kontrapshun

A story:

In the darkest depths of space, a young pilot prepares to warp to another abandoned wreck yard. Entering the destination, the ships lights flash green indicating a good warp lock and all systems go. She punches the enter warp button and sits back as the pseudo motion of the warp tunnel begins.

She slumps back into her chair to think to her self. It has been a long few weeks. The transfer of her consciousness was a jarring one. It took her many days to stop feeling nauseous every time she opened her eyes. The memory of the tunnel as she was transferred, the tearing as her consciousness left her old body, the painful awakening in her new clone still give her nightmares. She was so excited when she got her chance to leave her home world of Onuse III, her family giving up everything for the chance for one of them to go out among the stars and to become a demi-god, to get the greatest opportunity. Now...she is does not know why she was so looking forward to being among the stars. The cold, harsh reality of space. The danger faced every time she left a station. The sheer loneliness of flying. A universe that looked so incredible planet side became much darker when she was in it.

A warning light flashed on her control board inside her pod. This was not her normal exiting warp light, this was real danger. Pirates. She triggered the all ship alarm and sent an announcement to the crew captain. Time to prepare for evasive maneuvers and see if they can plot an exit course out of the grid before they are nothing but a frozen hunks of biomass. With a final jerk, the ship drops out of warp into a mass of Gurista battle cruisers. She fired up the ship's microwarp drive and immediately rolled to starboard to try to pull the ship on a wide loop around the pirate ships, hoping to avoid their guns. A call came over the comm system,

"Cormorant Class Destroyer Pride of Onuse, shut down your engines and prepare to be boarded or we will blast you into nothing more than a bitter memory!"

Gritting her teeth, she slapped her palm against close com button and launched the ship at full speed into a dizzying curve around the pirates. Even as the destroyer started to accelerate, she heard the target lock warning and saw on the external visual incoming missiles. She opened an on board com channel to the whole ship,

"All hands, prepare for impact. Be ready to evacuate on my order."

All she received in response was a short, tense message from the crew captain saying,

"With you to the end."

She fought back a tear. A crew as green as she was. Getting out among the stars for the first time. Crewers barely out of their academy training, dreaming of riches and glory. All they will find is a harsh death in the silent vacuum of space. No more time for emotions, time to try to save their lives.

With a short counter thrust, she spun the ship to port, changing from a loop to a straight outbound course. She hoped to outdistance the range of the warp disruptors on the pirate battle cruisers and soak up their firepower so they could run. The range counter on the incoming missiles quickly ticked down. 10kms...5...1...

They missiles hit the rear shields like a tsunami. The ship bucked upwards as the first volley impact on the shield, then slid to the starboard as the trailing missiles collapsed the small shield and impacted on the hull. Armor plates vaporized instantly, freezing into blobs on metal in space. She saw more than one compartment burst outward, venting atmosphere and crew members into space. Warning lights flashed all across the pod's display. Port engineering, hull breach, 75% causalities, port shield emitter, hull breach sealed by emergency damage control systems, 50% causalities. Injuries all across the ship as systems overloaded and blew inwards. Some pod pilots may not care about their crews, some may care less who lives or dies. Not her. 80 lives aboard that she was responsible for. Some dead and the rest would be soon if she could not get them out.

She pulled all emergency power from sensors and fed them into the warp drives to try to boost what was lost in the initial attack. A warning light switched from red to yellow as the ship finally outdistanced the warp disruptors from the pirates. She flicked in an emergency jump course to the nearest planet and hit the warp button. A red light flashed on the display, indicating drives were not in total alignment. She tensed, the next volley of missiles were sure to end the ship. Shields were gone and what was left of the weak armor plates couldn't hold up to the next volley. She sat helplessly watching the alignment light, hoping, and praying to anything she could think of that they could make it. It was taking too long, their looping course had moved them too far off the exit vector. The proximity alarm flashed as the lethal volley closed into the ship. The ship jolted downwards as an early missile impacted on the top of the hull, cracking the structure of the ship. She closed her eyes knowing that the next strike would end the ship and the pirates would not let her pod escape. At that exact moment, the frantic alarm of the alignment indicator went off. Reflexively she punched the warp button and was rewarded with the momentary feeling of the ship stopping as it entered warp. The ship flashed forward, the missiles fizzling out just behind the ship as it accelerated into the warp tunnel.

She slumped in her pod. She had saved what was left of the ship, they had survived, but at great cost. She knew that next time the whole crew might be dead and her with them. She knew she couldn't handle the loneliness anymore. She needed help, she needed protection.

To fight these pirates again, what she needed was a friend.



Thanks for reading, hoping you choose me!
Charles Edwards Baring-Young
Infernal Creations
Federal Krab Office
#68 - 2013-07-13 21:16:22 UTC
i would take sage or tratori i have mailed u my story
Neijas
Alatus Space Endeavour
#69 - 2013-07-13 21:17:10 UTC
Mate! Awesome story! I have to say.. kinda deserves the character!
Tibus Massani
Tactical Worldwide Operations
Semper Fidelis Coalition
#70 - 2013-07-13 21:17:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Tibus Massani
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Tratari 1 ISK
He's got a good base, and I can turn him into a really good missioner if given the chance. I don't mind the work, and it'd allow me to relive my early days in this great game. Also, Kornelius and Robert were both taken before I could even type this.
Robert Saint
The Grumpy Dogs
#71 - 2013-07-13 21:18:46 UTC
Charles Edwards Baring-Young wrote:
damn i guess my atmept to get kornelius was not good enough maybe i can win sage though i offer 1 isk as i have stated i really hope i get this character if i do not get it i think i may stop playign eve i messed up and already spent 50$ on this game yet not getting anywere i just need someway of makeing isk within the game



Based on our email conversation..

YOU WON
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Sage_Beyda

Send her 1 ISK and send me the account name to transfer her to.

Charles Edwards Baring-Young
Infernal Creations
Federal Krab Office
#72 - 2013-07-13 21:21:12 UTC
Robert Saint wrote:
Charles Edwards Baring-Young wrote:
damn i guess my atmept to get kornelius was not good enough maybe i can win sage though i offer 1 isk as i have stated i really hope i get this character if i do not get it i think i may stop playign eve i messed up and already spent 50$ on this game yet not getting anywere i just need someway of makeing isk within the game



Based on our email conversation..

YOU WON
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Sage_Beyda

Send her 1 ISK and send me the account name to transfer her to.


awsome man this is great news and i am happy she will be well cared for
Robert Saint
The Grumpy Dogs
#73 - 2013-07-13 21:25:46 UTC
Yilar Eistiras wrote:


To fight these pirates again, what she needed was a friend.



Thanks for reading, hoping you choose me!



I love the story, but I had already sold him.
Robert Saint
The Grumpy Dogs
#74 - 2013-07-13 21:28:46 UTC
NoobTuka wrote:
robbert did u see my post i knwo there have been alot
i am really hoping for a character



You won TRATARI
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Tratari

Send the character 1 isk and me the account information and I will transfer him ASAP..

Enjoy, he's a good level 3 mission runner with strong ICE skills.

Robert Saint
The Grumpy Dogs
#75 - 2013-07-13 21:29:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Robert Saint
Only RAVEN Left.... she very pretty.

She also has level 4 mission agents for both Gallente and Mini factions.... if you need a way in those areas.
Jane Saunders
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#76 - 2013-07-13 21:31:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Jane Saunders
She is very pretty, I really need a companion! :D

I love her long time :)
Charles Edwards Baring-Young
Infernal Creations
Federal Krab Office
#77 - 2013-07-13 21:31:32 UTC
isk sent robert
NoobTuka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#78 - 2013-07-13 21:32:20 UTC
isk sent and account name thanks man this is awsome and will really help
Robert Saint
The Grumpy Dogs
#79 - 2013-07-13 21:32:46 UTC
Jane Saunders wrote:
She is very pretty, I really need a companion! :D



Fine... you WIN because you are so persistent. ....

Send her 1 isk and send me the account information and I will transfer ASAP.

Jane Saunders
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#80 - 2013-07-13 21:33:21 UTC
Robert Saint wrote:
Jane Saunders wrote:
She is very pretty, I really need a companion! :D



Fine... you WIN because you are so persistent. ....

Send her 1 isk and send me the account information and I will transfer ASAP.




Determined, and lonely :)