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MY DEMANDS

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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-07-13 11:56:01 UTC
I have at this point lost over 15 minutes of playing time due to EVE's extra down time which I can only contribute to negligence on there part.

I am demanding I be reimbursed for this 15 minutes as well as the previous downtime's all in the last few years combined.. and multiplied x 2 for pain and suffering.

I am also requesting a 2013 Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Spyder fully equipped and painted with one of those shiny blue shells with the glitter in it.

I am also requesting CCP to get certain people to apologize to me on twitter. ( I will provide information later)


If all these demands are not met its - 1 customer and even though I never pay with cash for my account, I always plex... - 1 plex buyer hurts your ingame economy.



Sincerely Yummy aka. Amanda Bynes
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#2 - 2013-07-13 12:10:35 UTC
I wonder if they'll fall for it.

Oh god.
Sex Slave Girl
Absolute Order XVIII
Absolute Will
#3 - 2013-07-13 12:16:28 UTC
I demand bigger implants and no clothes
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-07-13 12:17:35 UTC
Blocked in Jita, blocked on the forum. Have a nice day.
This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.  Without me, my signature is useless. Without my signature, I am useless
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-07-13 12:18:55 UTC
Sex Slave Girl wrote:
I demand bigger implants and no clothes


/me interlocks fingers and prays

Please CCP.....please...

Don't ban me, bro!
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#6 - 2013-07-13 12:24:27 UTC
Ya dammit, were is our free stuff. OUTRAGEOUS that you make us wait an extra 15 minutes! And my Lamborghini better be a dark shade of purple and slave girl better not have any clothes by the end of today... preferably in the Lamborghini Evil

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#7 - 2013-07-13 12:40:19 UTC
I demand they invent contact lenses that automatically eliminate sleep goo from my eyes.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#8 - 2013-07-13 14:34:49 UTC
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
I have at this point lost over 15 minutes of playing time due to EVE's extra down time which I can only contribute to negligence on there part.

I am demanding I be reimbursed for this 15 minutes as well as the previous downtime's all in the last few years combined.. and multiplied x 2 for pain and suffering.

I am also requesting a 2013 Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Spyder fully equipped and painted with one of those shiny blue shells with the glitter in it.

I am also requesting CCP to get certain people to apologize to me on twitter. ( I will provide information later)


If all these demands are not met its - 1 customer and even though I never pay with cash for my account, I always plex... - 1 plex buyer hurts your ingame economy.



Sincerely Yummy aka. Amanda Bynes

I can offer you a Twitter apology, where should I send it?

Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @CCP_Explorer
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#9 - 2013-07-13 14:39:54 UTC
CCP Explorer wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
I have at this point lost over 15 minutes of playing time due to EVE's extra down time which I can only contribute to negligence on there part.

I am demanding I be reimbursed for this 15 minutes as well as the previous downtime's all in the last few years combined.. and multiplied x 2 for pain and suffering.

I am also requesting a 2013 Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Spyder fully equipped and painted with one of those shiny blue shells with the glitter in it.

I am also requesting CCP to get certain people to apologize to me on twitter. ( I will provide information later)


If all these demands are not met its - 1 customer and even though I never pay with cash for my account, I always plex... - 1 plex buyer hurts your ingame economy.



Sincerely Yummy aka. Amanda Bynes

I can offer you a Twitter apology, where should I send it?



Jita local.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#10 - 2013-07-13 14:53:06 UTC
" shiny blue shells with the glitter in it."

I want one of these, what are these
Xavier Higdon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-07-13 14:56:31 UTC
CCP Explorer wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
I have at this point lost over 15 minutes of playing time due to EVE's extra down time which I can only contribute to negligence on there part.

I am demanding I be reimbursed for this 15 minutes as well as the previous downtime's all in the last few years combined.. and multiplied x 2 for pain and suffering.

I am also requesting a 2013 Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Spyder fully equipped and painted with one of those shiny blue shells with the glitter in it.

I am also requesting CCP to get certain people to apologize to me on twitter. ( I will provide information later)


If all these demands are not met its - 1 customer and even though I never pay with cash for my account, I always plex... - 1 plex buyer hurts your ingame economy.



Sincerely Yummy aka. Amanda Bynes

I can offer you a Twitter apology, where should I send it?


And people try to say CCP doesn't listen anymore.
Linna Baresi
#12 - 2013-07-13 14:59:43 UTC
I demand the summary execution of all who do cruel and unusual things to the English language....

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Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-07-13 15:20:00 UTC
Linna Baresi wrote:
I demand the summary execution of all who do cruel and unusual things to the English language....

We'd all die. Everyone slips up at least once in a while. Even the English Teachers.
Caltharian
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-07-13 15:27:16 UTC
And the world would rapidly run out of Americans!!
Sarmatiko
#15 - 2013-07-13 16:16:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Sarmatiko
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
I have at this point lost over 15 minutes of playing time due to EVE's extra down time which I can only contribute to negligence on there part.

I am demanding I be reimbursed for this 15 minutes as well as the previous downtime's all in the last few years combined.. and multiplied x 2 for pain and suffering.

I am also requesting a 2013 Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Spyder fully equipped and painted with one of those shiny blue shells with the glitter in it.

I am also requesting CCP to get certain people to apologize to me on twitter. ( I will provide information later)


If all these demands are not met its - 1 customer and even though I never pay with cash for my account, I always plex... - 1 plex buyer hurts your ingame economy


Your demands will be satisfied. Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Spyder, letter with apologies from all CCP employees, code for lifetime EVE subscription and one briefcase with gold (as complimentary gift) awaits you on the top of Hekla mountain, Iceland.
You should come over and don't forget slippery shoes (that's an ancient climbing tradition).
Templar Knightsbane
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-07-13 17:02:54 UTC
Dons the ballet shoes and books a flight to Iceland Attention
Jimmy Morane
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-07-13 17:08:21 UTC
Every Saturday....it needs to be fed attention.

Do not feed it.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#18 - 2013-07-13 17:20:01 UTC
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
Sincerely Yummy aka. Amanda Bynes

That, in itself is a banable offence.

...
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-07-13 17:34:39 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
Sincerely Yummy aka. Amanda Bynes

That, in itself is a banable offence.


Ban! Ban! Ban!

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#20 - 2013-07-13 17:42:29 UTC
Came here expecting
Quote:
Love in my Tummy



Left dissapoint.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
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