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help need lads /lasses mods please dont move this to oope for 24 hrs

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Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#21 - 2013-07-12 18:17:05 UTC
You're probably much better off going to a forum or discussion group about Citrix or sysadmin things than posting this on a game's forums.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Lucretia DeWinter
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2013-07-12 18:55:20 UTC
jason hill wrote:
I have no clue what the key elements of the platform I'm supposed to be supporting are and I want to fake it.
(essentially)

Man, this is a really big problem.

I'll try and help you as much as I can:

BE HONEST.

Don't try and bullshit people that you know what you're talking about. It will be immediately obvious that you know cack all about Citrix and will make you look like a nobber.

An unemployed nobber.

Sit down and dazzle them with you other skills such as your time management, team leadership, work life balance, conflict resolution.

If they want somebody with management experience and skills, they may well be willing to have you learn Citrix (be willing to do so - perhaps even investigate some courses and accreditation you could do)

If they want somebody with in depth knowledge of the platform, sorry, that's not you and you'll only make yourself less employable by being fired for being a nobber.


TL:DR - be honest and show off your skills convincing them of what you said: you have your team who know their stuff and you're the guy to manage them.

Good luck.
Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2013-07-12 21:06:56 UTC
Proactive enough to hit the EVE forums with this question?

I'd hire you in a second.






















For janitorial/custodial work.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#24 - 2013-07-12 23:35:17 UTC  |  Edited by: jason hill
chaps ok .. I get the message please let this one die.. thanks for the input
Multor Kaston
Doomheim
#25 - 2013-07-14 13:47:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Multor Kaston
Private Pineapple wrote:
And from your condescending, ignorant response to Feer Truelight's correct reply to your post, I doubt no one will help you.
Are you serious?
If you're gonna call someone out for being condescending, call out the first person who did it. Not the second who's fighting fire with fire. P
Multor Kaston
Doomheim
#26 - 2013-07-14 13:48:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Multor Kaston
Double post
ISD Cura Ursus
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#27 - 2013-07-14 14:00:29 UTC
Thread moved to OOPE.

Everyone that is being rude, stop.
Thumper's Mom's rule needs to be reiterated here, "If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all."

ISD Cura Ursus

Lieutenant Commander

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#28 - 2013-07-14 14:13:37 UTC
Welcome to OOPE my friend.

Enjoy your stay here.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#29 - 2013-07-14 15:04:20 UTC
What are these pluebians doing in the Glorious Peoples Republic of Out of Pod Experience?

Also, heres some help on the subject.

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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-07-14 23:15:10 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
What are these pluebians doing in the Glorious Peoples Republic of Out of Pod Experience?

Also, heres some help on the subject.

Missed it by that much...

Glorious
Republic of
Out of
Pod
Experience

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Rotten Tuna
VSP Corp.
#31 - 2013-07-15 11:02:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Rotten Tuna
If you're serious, I'd suggest looking into Global Knowledge and taking one of their citrix bootcamps.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#32 - 2013-07-15 16:11:22 UTC
Citrix:
-Widely used by "work from home" people in the U.S.
-People curse at Citrix a lot.
-The Citrix app for end users is called GoToMyPC.
-The IT guys in the office tend to spend a lot of time assisting people connecting with Citrix from home. Not that Citrix is that complicated, but you know how end users are....
-Moving files around between your local PC and the remote PC you're Citrix-connect to is a pain. As a work-around, I tend to just email the files.
-When you get back to your office PC, all of your MS Office user settings are scrambled. ("Dammit, my Outlook email preview window is on the bottom now, not the right!")


Come on guys, don't troll OP. He's trying to land a job, FFS.
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