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Nuts Butts and EuroSluts 21
Valerius Anthar Nuts Butts and EuroSluts Likes received: 21	#81 - 2013-07-11 21:35:23 UTC The weird thing about Eve is I can never tell the difference between poorly constructed RP or trolling. But I guess there's no reason you can't combine the two. Perhaps it's Poe's Law in action.

Josef Djugashvilis

Likes received: 3,578

#82 - 2013-07-11 21:37:30 UTC

La Nariz wrote:

BiscuitMonsterr wrote:

La Nariz wrote:

If you're tired of the new order the solution isn't a petition, thread or vitriol. The solution is to organize and do something about them. Or to not be AFK so you can vote the next time there is an election for "The Saviour of Highsec."

No, the solution is to move somewhere they're not, which is pretty much everywhere since there's not really that many of them, despite their tedious vocality in the C&P roleplaying forum, and then completely forget they exist. I was worried when I first started playing, but I've never seen one.

That is only a delaying tactic eventually they will be huge and cover all of highsec.

I thought you guys were too busy being stomped by TEST to have time to post in here.

This is not a signature.

Absalom. 43
ImmutableDark Absalom. Likes received: 43	#83 - 2013-07-11 21:55:08 UTC The New Order use meta-hacks to undermine the authority of CONCORD to instathwack people being bads in high sec. High sec truly belongs to the afk miner they bring the most joy to all in this featureless crap game where there is nothing to do. All hail the high sec miner without which we would not have... shrugs

Perkone Caldari State 7
Isaak Artorius Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 7	#84 - 2013-07-11 21:58:51 UTC Ajar Arjar wrote: ...So either play how I want you to play or STFU. I put into words what you think. It's got nothing to do with age. Uhm, when did the "sandbox" turn into box of kitty litter? I am for sale! 74M SP Tengu/Industrial/R&D Pilot!

BiscuitMonsterr

University of Caille

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 18

#85 - 2013-07-11 22:29:22 UTC | Edited by: BiscuitMonsterr

Ajar Arjar wrote:

I am one of the hidden Knights of the Order.

I don't care if your story is true or false.
I don't care what you like or don't like.
I don't care if you have a permit or not.
I don't care if you petition me.
I don't care if you sing or cry.
I don't care if it's your last ISK.
I don't care if you started yesterday.
I don't care if it's fair.
I don't care if its ethical.
I just keep pulling the trigger.

I can't stop looking at this execrable poem. It's so bad.

I'm starting to think it might be an unintentional masterpiece.

Edit: it's the last line that does it. After all the 'I don't care's, the 'I just keep pulling the trigger' just cracks me up. I can't keep a straight face.

sarcasum

HOW to PEG SAFETY

Likes received: 1

#86 - 2013-07-12 13:21:07 UTC

Plastic Psycho wrote:

sarcasum wrote:

Plastic Psycho wrote:

[quote=Ace Uoweme]
Guess what corp he started in?

A mining corp.

I guess that'd mean he knows what he's talking about then, wouldn't it ? [quote]

Ummmmm..... NO it wouldnt.

Really? How do you figure - A person who was a miner in a mining corp would NOT have knowledge of mining and just how dreary it is?

Can I have some of whatever you've been smoking?

LMAO... I was in a hospital once. Does that mean I know how to be a doctor? I also was in the military for a while does that mean I know how to be a general? Being a miner or ceo or pvper doesn’t make you good or expert or even knowlegable about the subject.

People can and will be bad at anything, much like your posting and thought process and my spelling and grammer.
Big smile


sarcasum HOW to PEG SAFETY Likes received: 1	#87 - 2013-07-12 13:25:23 UTC Tinker Vuld wrote: This New Order sounds interesting, where can I find more information about the honourable work they are doing? You know this alt toon is very similar to your erotica scaming toon right?

sarcasum

HOW to PEG SAFETY

Likes received: 1

#88 - 2013-07-12 13:29:07 UTC

Hessian Arcturus wrote:

Zane Lowe wrote:

Hessian Arcturus wrote:

New order, lol dont make me laugh three of them from New Order Logistics where sat off the station in Jouvoulen (A noob starter system) scaming in local stating that to play this game you gad to pay them 5 million in hisec fees and another 10 million if you wanted to mine. Then they were bumping noobs less than a day old off the undock. When I undocked in a Ferox, locked and took one of them into Hull in one shot they docked rather sharpishsly. And soon left system when CCP turned up and told them to get the hell out or risk being banned.

Funny thing is, none of this is probably true. Shooting someone in hisec would result in a ferox lossmail to Concord, which I don't see, and CCP has stated that bumping is a bannable offense. Most likely the story was probably that you got bumped, cried about it, yellowboxed some people and then ran away.

Really? Oh alright then, I must have been concorded, but I think I would have know about that don't you think? And considering that you CAN shoot pilots that have -5 security status or lower.
Of the three pilots in question, 2 had a sec status of -9.something and one had a sec status of -7.3 so low and be hold, no concord. Sucks to have your theory demolished in front of you doesn't it? Lol

LOL get em tiger.

Ace Uoweme

Republic Military School

Minmatar Republic

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#89 - 2013-07-12 13:31:40 UTC

Xen Solarus wrote:

The New Order fools are just the same as a bunch of school bullies, the only way they're not going to hassle you at lunchtime is to pay them, and we know where that leads.

Because crime in EvE has little consequences.

If criminals can "get away" with it (with the usual excuse that it's a "sandbox", meanwhile it's the mechanics itself that allows it) you will get the babies that play criminals.

I don't want babies as criminals. I want to see Al Capones and Godfathers, not some common hustler on the street. Someone who is arch evil and has the rep to prove it. Classic good vs evil gameplay.

New Order is but some wash ups that folks see in other games who turn evil because it's easier (because it is, just throw out morals/ethics and not having a conscience...bingo...instant criminal. Add easy ways to escape punishment, and we even have a broken bounty system that mocks all this).

_"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." _ ~George Orwell

Plastic Psycho

Necro-Economics

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#90 - 2013-07-12 13:33:04 UTC

sarcasum wrote:

Like being bad at making analogies? 'Cause buddy, you're the king of being bad at that.
All hail the king, baby.
Twisted

sarcasum

HOW to PEG SAFETY

Likes received: 1

#91 - 2013-07-12 13:38:34 UTC

Plastic Psycho wrote:

sarcasum wrote:

Like being bad at making analogies? 'Cause buddy, you're the king of being bad at that.
All hail the king, baby.
Twisted

Sorry if I hurt your epeen, but I am also bad at apologies. Roll

sarcasum

HOW to PEG SAFETY

Likes received: 1

#92 - 2013-07-12 13:48:39 UTC

BiscuitMonsterr wrote:

Erotica 1 wrote:

Long live The New Order.

One day when all illegal miners have been vanquished, you can tell your grandchildren "I was there during the dark times. I witnessed the Saviour of High Sec rise up and save us all."

Mark my words, The New Order will continue to flourish bringing light to the darkness. This movement will outlast any individual.

Dear God almighty, will someone give us some RP-based emergent gameplay that's actually worth reading about? This is utterly pathetic. You lot are ganking miners. It's barely above Jita scammers. James is the 'saviour' of the toddler's sandpit, nothing else.

CCP must be laughing their asses off.

No offense but CCP laughs every time we pay em. I never understood why people would pay money to these guys... all it does is fund thier effort to harass others and yourself later down the road.

In my mind they are nothing more than an online cult like Jonestown. You new order guys stay away from that Kool-aide now you hear?

Multor Kaston

Doomheim

Likes received: 38

#93 - 2013-07-12 13:57:45 UTC | Edited by: Multor Kaston

I really don't think anyone actually believes anymore that The New Order is doing this to help hi-sec, lol.
If you take a read through their forum, it's quite obvious they are simply a collection of trolls who get their kicks out of bothering people who don't want to be bothered.
It surprises me to still see posts conveying shock that they were bumped/ganked while not AFK and without any bots.
If everyone jumped banded together and agreed to ignore them / dock up every single time, they'd inevitably get bored and find something else to do with their time.

Tinker Vuld

Brutor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 62

#94 - 2013-07-12 14:17:09 UTC

sarcasum wrote:

Tinker Vuld wrote:

This New Order sounds interesting, where can I find more information about the honourable work they are doing?

You know this alt toon is very similar to your erotica scaming toon right?

Oh my! Thank you for your lovely compliment. If only it were true I could afford to send you a little in game gift, alas I am near enough to broke so I hope my thanks will do.

www.minerbumping.com - study it, live it, breathe it, for The Code shall set you free.

Ajar Arjar

Doomheim

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#95 - 2013-07-12 14:44:09 UTC

BiscuitMonsterr wrote:

Ajar Arjar wrote:

It's not a poem; it's a catechism.

Plastic Psycho

Necro-Economics

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#96 - 2013-07-12 15:22:35 UTC | Edited by: Plastic Psycho

sarcasum wrote:

Plastic Psycho wrote:

sarcasum wrote:

Like being bad at making analogies? 'Cause buddy, you're the king of being bad at that.
All hail the king, baby.
Twisted

Sorry if I hurt your epeen, but I am also bad at apologies. Roll

Wow. Your sense of potence is vastly over-developed. Big smile

I like you - you're funny. Please - try again. I can't wait to see your next response.

Multor Kaston wrote:

If everyone jumped banded together and agreed to ignore them / dock up every single time, they'd inevitably get bored and find something else to do with their time.

Possibly true. Also: Never going to happen.

BiscuitMonsterr

University of Caille

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 18

#97 - 2013-07-12 19:21:29 UTC

Ajar Arjar wrote:

BiscuitMonsterr wrote:

Ajar Arjar wrote:

It's not a poem; it's a catechism.

You just keep on pulling on your trigger, lad. Careful you don't suffer from chafing, though.


Ajar Arjar Doomheim Likes received: 5	#98 - 2013-07-12 20:00:32 UTC BiscuitMonsterr wrote: You just keep on pulling on your trigger, lad. Careful you don't suffer from chafing, though. You sure do spend a lot of time thinking about my ****. I guess that's only natural for a butthurt miner.

Tippia

Sunshine and Lollipops

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#99 - 2013-07-12 20:09:13 UTC

Ace Uoweme wrote:

Because crime in EvE has little consequences.

Crime in EVE has massive consequences. It's just that the people who are supposed to deliver those consequences choose not to and instead complain about this choice of theirs. It's the sandbox way: player decisions drive the events that unfold

Quote:

If criminals can "get away" with it (with the usual excuse that it's a "sandbox", meanwhile it's the mechanics itself that allows it)

It's not an excuse — it's the specific and desired result of the mechanics. It's the reason the mechanics are the way they are: so that players can get away with things. The reason they get away with it is because the victims choose to let them off the hook rather than use the many tools at their disposal to get even.

HellrisCorp 61
Fairren HellrisCorp Likes received: 61	#100 - 2013-07-13 03:33:39 UTC Krixtal Icefluxor wrote: Welp, if people would stop creating threads about them that give them even further publicity................... At least it didn't open with a 42 paragraph monstrosity of a post. That's a refreshing change.