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EvE Offline - The new standard
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Regan Rotineque
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-07-07 03:08:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Regan Rotineque
Ya know before the implementation of the new "launcher" I can only remember once that EvE was not available to log into.

Now...i get this regularly - and tonite again - I am getting the "EvE Oflline" message from the launcher.

And before you tell me its my ISP.....I am able to connect to the forum....SWTOR....my ipad....email and I have 100mb cable service.

CCP please get this fixed...its damn annoying.


After 15min i got the log in screen........
Isaac Collins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-07-07 03:13:24 UTC
Try being patient for more then 2 minutes. Difficult concept, I'm aware.
Tixam Quri
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-07-07 04:27:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Tixam Quri
Isaac Collins wrote:
Try being patient for more then 2 minutes. Difficult concept, I'm aware.


OP clearly stated "after 15 minutes". Difficult concept?

My apologies, you just seem like a D ick

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Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
#4 - 2013-07-07 04:44:55 UTC
OP should perhaps try to sacrifice a black goat on a new moon or something equally significant.

His launcher is possessed & bad juju!

Alternatively he could join the many other victims in the (felt) 1000+ other launcher threads.

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Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#5 - 2013-07-07 04:55:43 UTC
Our launcher threads will blot out the Sun!
Arisidana
Amadari Traders
#6 - 2013-07-07 04:57:02 UTC
EVE has a launcher? Shocked
calaretu
Honestly We didnt know
#7 - 2013-07-07 05:07:34 UTC
eve/bin/exefile.exe

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#8 - 2013-07-07 05:24:24 UTC
Try to log in anyways? The launcher is known to be buggy.

How did you Veterans start?
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-07-07 09:06:14 UTC
Did you actually try to log in, or did you just see 'Offline' & not investigate further?

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-07-07 10:26:28 UTC
These launcher threads always go places, this one in on the good road too.

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Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#11 - 2013-07-07 10:34:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Vaerah Vahrokha
You guys don't get it!

The New Und Improved Launcher is an expansion to the game:


- Challenging mini game whose prize is being able to enter the real game.

- Skill check: EvE has to stay true to its Learning Curve Legend, all players must prove they are worthy of entering The Sandbox.

From old time Rites Of Initiation we got our own Rite Of Initialization Lol

- Patience check: we know EvE is different, everyone forges his path and it may take a long time.

The Einstein Design(tm) Grand EvE Launcher helps players understand that EvE is not a lowly, instant gratification MMO.
EvE has to be endured, patience exercised like a mantra till the players find their psychological climax.

Only then, you are a True and Tested EvE Player. Hardened by years of relentless exercise, sleepless nights (before skill queue existed P) and now a Paragon in the Trials Of True Patience.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-07-07 10:41:01 UTC
Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:
You guys don't get it!

The New Und Improved Launcher is an expansion to the game:


- Challenging mini game whose prize is being able to enter the real game.

- Skill check: EvE has to stay true to its Learning Curve Legend, all players must prove they are worthy of entering The Sandbox.

From old time Rites Of Initiation we got our own Rite Of Initialization Lol

- Patience check: we know EvE is different, everyone forges his path and it may take a long time.

The Einstein Design(tm) Grand EvE Launcher helps players understand that EvE is not a lowly, instant gratification MMO.
EvE has to be endured, patience exercised like a mantra till the players find their psychological climax.

Only then, you are a True and Tested EvE Player. Hardened by years of relentless exercise, sleepless nights (before skill queue existed P) and now a Paragon in the Trials Of True Patience.


Yeah I hear that people used to get up in the middle of the night to change skills. I never bothered with that as sleep is more important to me. Even these days a character will be training nothing for several days before I bother to log in & fix it.

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Tyrton
Imbecile MIiss Managment and Disasters
Intergalactic Interstellar Interns
#13 - 2013-07-07 11:34:32 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:
You guys don't get it!

The New Und Improved Launcher is an expansion to the game:


- Challenging mini game whose prize is being able to enter the real game.

- Skill check: EvE has to stay true to its Learning Curve Legend, all players must prove they are worthy of entering The Sandbox.

From old time Rites Of Initiation we got our own Rite Of Initialization Lol

- Patience check: we know EvE is different, everyone forges his path and it may take a long time.

The Einstein Design(tm) Grand EvE Launcher helps players understand that EvE is not a lowly, instant gratification MMO.
EvE has to be endured, patience exercised like a mantra till the players find their psychological climax.

Only then, you are a True and Tested EvE Player. Hardened by years of relentless exercise, sleepless nights (before skill queue existed P) and now a Paragon in the Trials Of True Patience.


Yeah I hear that people used to get up in the middle of the night to change skills. I never bothered with that as sleep is more important to me. Even these days a character will be training nothing for several days before I bother to log in & fix it.



That was me ... I am much better now!