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Tobseia
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-07-05 21:42:30 UTC
I Commander Ricardo Tobseia

Desire reality meet us head on. View our worlds, my growth to Demi God, Tobseia human once something else later. Life in Eve has become more than a quest for existence, but survival of will, intelligence, skills and bravery. The movie will place me in history. I am one of few in a million that have made it back.

Eve The movie will become my Epic journey back home to Earth. Recreating the Gate home.....
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#2 - 2013-07-05 21:48:37 UTC
So you missed the memo about the TV show huh?

The Drake is a Lie
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2013-07-05 22:27:13 UTC
How does one make a movie about someone without a corp....or a face...

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#4 - 2013-07-06 00:05:34 UTC
I'm Kulto baggins,

And I must destroy the donut holder.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Spurty
#5 - 2013-07-06 00:14:52 UTC
I AM SPURTICUS!

The rest of my story, will cost you.

Fortunately, I accept goon tears and there's oceans of those out there.

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2013-07-06 00:18:48 UTC
I think the story of Unsuccessful at Everything's rise to power and the building of his Amamake volcano lair would be a better story.

They never tell good stories from the villains perspective... this is their opportunity. Season 1 cliffhanger: Is CCP Eterne able to escape being hung upside down over a pool of ill-tempered sea bass? Does Unsuccessful's minion walnut army succeed in taking Jita 4-4? Who is the mother of Unsuccessful's child? Will his second in command betray him?

To be continued... (dramatic music).


As long as it isn't put on FOX, it has a chance to be the greatest scifi show ever.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-07-06 00:25:27 UTC
I'll wait for it to come out on DVD, and even then, I may not watch it.

Watch this space.  New exciting signature in development.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#8 - 2013-07-06 02:24:19 UTC
Unfortunately, the plot ends about 5 minutes into it when Toby gets his ship blasted to dust as soon as he undocks. The rest of the film is about him trying to pod his way through 25 jumps of null and lowsec systems without getting podded.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Ckra Trald
Absolute Order XVI
Absolute Honor
#9 - 2013-07-06 02:52:23 UTC
directed by micheal bay

movie storyboard:

war
megan fox
explosions
transformers
explosions
something
end

http://www.rusemen.com/ Join Tengoo xd
Rynn Vendran
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-07-06 04:26:45 UTC
Why watch it when you can live it.

Cool

_Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me... _
Toshiro Ozuwara
Perkone
#11 - 2013-07-06 06:12:21 UTC
I am Toshiro Ozuwara, the Butcher of Karan.

Salami, Pastrami, Ham, Bologna, I got you covered.

It didn't take long to locate the tracking beacon, deep inside the quarters for sleepin' They thought they could get away Not today, it's not the way that this kid plays
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#12 - 2013-07-06 06:44:16 UTC
I'm Troy McClure, you might know me from.....



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_McClure

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#13 - 2013-07-06 08:29:46 UTC
I hope Eve TV Show stars Bruce Willis.
Nebula Terron
Wolf's in Sheep's Clothing
#14 - 2013-07-06 08:46:45 UTC
Eve Movie

Big smile

Eve Online Forums: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#15 - 2013-07-06 08:58:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Miilla
Will the TV show have actors crying in local or on the viewscreen in CQ and ships being nerfed half way through the season or will it paint Eve has a harsh universe, which it is becoming less of?
Sarah McKnobbo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-07-06 12:07:50 UTC
Hmm think they'll have to have PETA on set to ensure all the cats acting out the gifs are treated well
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-07-06 13:21:17 UTC
I am Rico Minali, there will be stories about me. Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing...

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.