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For Tinfoil hat lovers...

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#1 - 2013-07-05 19:08:44 UTC
Some new products and gadgets are available for you to block out even the most aggressive invasive technologies!!

BBC: How to get away from everyday technology

Site selling sleek "tinfoil" products. (I'm a personal fan of the SILVERELL® BOXER SHORTS... for protecting your naughty bits from prying eyes and dastardly EM radiation).

And aluminium oxide can be easily bought anywhere on the open market (not sure if you can mix it with any old paint)... for those times that you want to insulate your house from those government microwave beams... or deny your neighbors your WiFi.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2 - 2013-07-05 19:10:11 UTC
I made my own tinfoil hat

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Hrothgar Nilsson
#3 - 2013-07-05 21:50:38 UTC
Tinfoil hat people got it all wrong.

Tinfoil hats in fact work as amplifiers/antennas to better help the CIA read your thoughts.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2013-07-05 22:35:41 UTC
If tinfoil really blocked out signals....then were all the people who used it on their TV antennas (back when TVs HAD antennas) really making the reception worse?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#5 - 2013-07-05 22:43:01 UTC
Hrothgar Nilsson wrote:
Tinfoil hat people got it all wrong.

Tinfoil hats in fact work as amplifiers/antennas to better help the CIA read your thoughts.


Slightly true.

In reality tinfoil is best wraped around your lower back to prevent yourself from being targeted by mind reading satellites put in place by the Thankors.

The satellites target you based on the electromagnetic signature of your kidneys.

yes

Rhodopsin Pserad
Ho Theos Geometrei
#6 - 2013-07-07 18:31:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Rhodopsin Pserad
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If tinfoil really blocked out signals....then were all the people who used it on their TV antennas (back when TVs HAD antennas) really making the reception worse?



Actually, tinfoil would be quite effective at shielding against EM radiation (not sure about gamma rays - those have a pretty high wavelength). Regardless, the whole original tinfoil hat thing is based in the principles of a Faraday cage which is based on the principle that the net electric field inside a closed conductor is always zero. You would have to ensure, obviously, that it were a fully closed conductor. Wire mesh is preferable to prevent asphyxiation. If you believe EM radiation can read your thoughts, asphyxiation in tinfoil is a serious concern.

Regardless, it should always be noted that wherever there exists an abundance of an ideologial chacterization of something, esecially in the form of a straw man argument, such as the infamous tinfoil hat cliche, there most likely has been a demand which precipitated that. For example, religious extremism thrives in impoverished areas because people lack hope and religious convictoin supplies that demand. Tin foil hat straw men exist where there are conspiracies because there's a demand to deflect attention from it.

CIA Operative Elizabeth Hanson did some rare work on the supply and demand of ideological premises - she was murdered by a double-agent. Tinfoil hats will not protect you when they really want you gone.

"Does the Eagle know what is in the pit, Or wilt thou go ask the Mole? Can Wisdom be put in a silver rod, Or Love in a golden bowl?"  "Above all, you can believe in Providence in either of two ways, either as thirst believes in the orange, or as the ass believes in the whip."