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Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-07-02 12:02:43 UTC
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-07-02 12:50:22 UTC
Platform PHWOAR.

I loled at the bit.

Good find.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#3 - 2013-07-02 14:21:09 UTC
"............The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks"

Shocked

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-07-02 14:26:32 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
"............The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks"

Shocked

Sounds rather painful, but intriguing Twisted
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5 - 2013-07-02 15:45:31 UTC
China is starting to sound more and more like a pretty fun place.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2013-07-02 17:24:39 UTC
Complex Potential wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
"............The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks"

Shocked

Sounds rather painful, but intriguing Twisted


Well, its not really that far fetched seeing as that 2 chopsticks and duct tape are hillbilly Viagra...

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-07-02 17:32:44 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

Well, its not really that far fetched seeing as that 2 chopsticks and duct tape are hillbilly Viagra...


Lies. Popsicle sticks and duct tape are the redneck solution. They would never consent to using foreign implements on their genitals.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#8 - 2013-07-02 22:04:40 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Complex Potential wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
"............The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks"

Shocked

Sounds rather painful, but intriguing Twisted


Well, its not really that far fetched seeing as that 2 chopsticks and duct tape are hillbilly Viagra...


And you know this because.......?

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Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-07-02 22:07:53 UTC
EA exec recruited to CCP - cue much shiptoasting.

Aaaaaaand relax.
Malaclypse Muscaria
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-07-03 03:30:20 UTC
Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopstick is on YouTube... but with the naughty parts removed, so it's not clear what role do chopsticks exactly play here. Movie seems odd though.

It also has a sequel.
Hetalia Villen
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-07-03 04:08:16 UTC
I was so amused when i read this in our local paper.
I was going to upload it myself but darn if i didn't get beaten to the punch lol...

Either way here's the snip-it i found if you want it. ---> [IMG]http://i1171.photobucket.com/albums/r557/Lord_Ruse/IMG_6787_zps86397951.jpg[/IMG]

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Hetalia Villen
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-07-03 04:08:42 UTC
I was so amused when i read this in our local paper.
I was going to upload it myself but darn if i didn't get beaten to the punch lol...

Either way here's the snip-it i found if you want it. ---> [IMG]http://i1171.photobucket.com/albums/r557/Lord_Ruse/IMG_6787_zps86397951.jpg[/IMG]

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-07-03 13:20:25 UTC
I think i might have topped it.

Oh China... you are rapidly out weirding japan.

http://travel.cnn.com/gallery-inside-beijings-toilet-restaurant-690726?hpt=hp_c4

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#14 - 2013-07-03 13:56:50 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Complex Potential wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
"............The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks"

Shocked

Sounds rather painful, but intriguing Twisted


Well, its not really that far fetched seeing as that 2 chopsticks and duct tape are hillbilly Viagra...


And you know this because.......?



........because of that canoe trip in Georgia last summer Smile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#15 - 2013-07-03 13:58:54 UTC
Graygor wrote:
I think i might have topped it.

Oh China... you are rapidly out weirding japan.

http://travel.cnn.com/gallery-inside-beijings-toilet-restaurant-690726?hpt=hp_c4



Shocked

"I'll take my scat with a side of gourmet, and aesthetic pretentiousness, please."

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#16 - 2013-07-03 16:50:23 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Graygor wrote:
I think i might have topped it.

Oh China... you are rapidly out weirding japan.

http://travel.cnn.com/gallery-inside-beijings-toilet-restaurant-690726?hpt=hp_c4



Shocked

"I'll take my scat with a side of gourmet, and aesthetic pretentiousness, please."


Um waiter, can I send this back? It tastes like ****.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-07-03 22:27:28 UTC
Don Mattrick, the person in charge of the Xbox division, and thus the person responsible for every single unpopular move MS made with the Xbox One is Zynga's new CEO.
Fearghaz Tiwas
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-07-04 16:34:41 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
China is starting to sound more and more like a pretty fun place.


I went on holiday last month to see a mate. Had an absolutely amazing time
Jim Roebuck
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-07-04 23:52:47 UTC
A 41-year old unidentified old man open fired on a local resturant with the 12-guage shotgun.

When Bon Scott died and he appeared before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter looked at his record and told him he couldn't get in. Just then, God screams at Peter, "Let him in, Karen Carpenter is driving me nuts. I want to hear some music with balls. We'll haggle over the paperwork later." At least I hope that's what happened.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#20 - 2013-07-05 17:04:08 UTC
The funny thing about this IT pron slip-up story is something similar could have happened to any of us. One little misclick or oversight and.... Yes, that means you. Smile