EVE General Discussion

Yeah, so there was that little snag today.

It wasn't even technically a snag. I will tell you what happened.

I was in my captains quarters, chilling, eating some peanut butter ( Sans pants )

The door pops open, and to my surprise. In comes Camera man. He was acting slightly more strange than usual. flashing his light from green to red ( normally his light just turns red when he sees you )

He kept looking at me, then back at the door, then to me again. I'm pretty sure he wanted me to follow him. We reached one of the communal areas. People were acting strangely. They were all standing where they stood before it started happening. Their face and body language were flashing through every imaginable set of human emotion. Anger, Jubilation, Horror, Dread, Blank.

I turned around, and camera man was nowhere to be seen.

Finally convinced that I should investigate the situation, I put my peanut butter down.

I tried speaking to one of the emotion-mashers.

"huip feb tuy wertuy casdx zem"

he said. Unfortunately I didn't have my copy of Languages And Dialects For The Middle Aged Space Tourist ( 3rd pocketbook edition ) so I had no idea what he was saying.

The people began all at once, in the same instant, taking their clothes off. They carrier their clothes over to the corner where they deposited them in a large pile.

After they were done doing this, they all joined hands, forming a long chain. and set off at a near sprint down the corridor. Headed where, is beyond me.

I had seen things like this before. The valemolians were clearly adjusting the reality duct flow control parametric.

The valemolians occasionally decide that they need to adjust the rate at which reality passes. when they do it often causes a strange lapse in percieved time by most people.

I will be speaking with the council of the valemunns about their more frequent reality adjustments.

The last time they did this a group of docking managers tried to turn a freight container into a self contained ship, by stealing a magpulse thruster and crudely welding it onto the container.

Also. I have misplaced my peanut butter.

TL;DR

my brain just leaked out of my ears

Dude, I don't even LIKE narcotics, but I WANT some of what you just had.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You seem to have interrupted the blessing before an Amarrian religious orgy. And I bet you thought the Gallente had all the fun?

This is becoming really quite engrossing as space adventures go. Looking forward to the next post.

It's ok if it's your dog right, because it's YOUR dog!

What drug was administered and where can I get some...?

You should never go full potato. . .