EVE General Discussion

Every once in a while I will get out of my pod and walk around the station. Recently at a caldari navy assembly plant I found a secret door when I was walking around in my underwear.

I think I found some kind of secret black research lab.

First, I ran into camera man again. For those of you who don't know. Camera man is a seemingly normal man that has had his head replaced by a large surveillance camera. He is kind of my friend. When camera man saw me he beeped and the green light around his lens turned red ( he always does this )

Around the corner there were a few giant robots that were busy making some kind of soup. I could tell that the robots didn't want to be bothered so I kept going.

There were a few robots that were very busy trying to "redecorate" the area. They would try to move objects around, and silently argue with each other before grabbing the objects that the other's placed and moving them to a spot of their liking.

I like to call these the "Conflicting Decoration Bots"

Decoration Robot #1 liked things to be very simple and pristine. only choosing a few select objects to be in his area. He would very precisely arrange his objects and throw away any object brought into his area by Bot #2 or #3

Decoration Robot #2 Wanted to have as many objects as he could in his space. Going as far as to steal items from Decoration Bot #1 and #2

Decoration Robot #3 didn't know what he want. He would pick up an object that neither Bot #1 or #2 wanted. He would then clutch the object close to his chest as if it was a prized possession and pace back and forth rapidly. Unable to decide what he wanted to do.

At some point he would stop. and place the object at his feet. if he was in the vicinity of Bot #1, Bot #1 would come and kick the object away

If he was near Bot #2, Bot #2 would try to distract him and steal his object.

I kind of liked them.

I left that place, and a security officer asked me to put on pants.

Logic error! #2 would always want the object.

/me pisses out of his fingertips

Alex Grison threads are amazing.

"Ummm....." *scratches head while thinking deeply* "Maybe he went to put on some pants?"

That's actually a pretty good story. Could totally see the whole thing in my mind.
Entertaining stuff.

quoted for truth

i'm literally on the edge of my seat here

If the EVE tv series becomes reality, there has to be one Alex Grison episode.

I am of the mind that the man behind the OP's avi is the same man that made that freaky deaky you tube video.



goooonswarrrmmm gooooonnnnswarrrmmm

That's it, the wedding is off now, you harlot