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EVE Joke: Why are minmatar ships so fast?
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#1 - 2013-06-25 17:45:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
So a slicer just warps into an asteroid field, and this Firetail passes him by at 500 m/s.

The slicer pilot gets angry and starts speeding up, and soon passes the Firetail at 750 m/s.

The firetail then then passes the slicer at 900 m/s, and the pilot shouts: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot is FURIOUS! speeding up, he passed the firetail at 1,100 m/s.

The firetail then passed the slicer again at 1,400 m/s, the pilot shouts again: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot gets REAL MAD. he passes the firetail at 1,600 m/s.

The firetail passes the slicer again at 2,000 m/s.

The slicer pilot pushes to Full Speed, hitting 2,000m/s, flying alongside the firetail.

The firetail pilot shouts again: 'YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot shouts: "YES! I DO!"

"WHERE ARE THE BRAKES?!?!"
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-06-25 17:48:59 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
So a slicer just warps into an asteroid field, and this Firetail passes him by at 500 m/s.

The slicer pilot gets angry and starts speeding up, and soon passes the Firetail at 750 m/s.

The firetail then then passes the slicer at 900 m/s, and the pilot shouts: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot is FURIOUS! speeding up, he passed the firetail at 1,100 m/s.

The firetail then passed the slicer again at 1,400 m/s, the pilot shouts again: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot gets REAL MAD. he passes the firetail at 1,600 m/s.

The firetail passes the slicer again at 2,000 m/s.

The slicer pilot pushes to Full Speed, hitting 2,000m/s, flying alongside the firetail.

The firetail pilot shouts again: 'YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot shouts: "YES! I DO!"

"WHERE ARE THE BRAKES?!?!"

OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT.
I laughed harder than i should have.

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#3 - 2013-06-25 18:15:51 UTC
haha great one.

Brakes are for cowards and they makes the ship heavier.

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#4 - 2013-06-25 19:00:32 UTC
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
So a slicer just warps into an asteroid field, and this Firetail passes him by at 500 m/s.

The slicer pilot gets angry and starts speeding up, and soon passes the Firetail at 750 m/s.

The firetail then then passes the slicer at 900 m/s, and the pilot shouts: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot is FURIOUS! speeding up, he passed the firetail at 1,100 m/s.

The firetail then passed the slicer again at 1,400 m/s, the pilot shouts again: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot gets REAL MAD. he passes the firetail at 1,600 m/s.

The firetail passes the slicer again at 2,000 m/s.

The slicer pilot pushes to Full Speed, hitting 2,000m/s, flying alongside the firetail.

The firetail pilot shouts again: 'YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot shouts: "YES! I DO!"

"WHERE ARE THE BRAKES?!?!"

OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT.
I laughed harder than i should have.



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Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-06-26 17:27:17 UTC
Keep 'em coming Liaf. Smile
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#6 - 2013-06-26 19:52:18 UTC
Well, I will never get those seconds back it took to read it.

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pussnheels
Viziam
#7 - 2013-06-28 06:01:02 UTC
you do realize minmatar ships are like jedi knights
they use ductape as their force dor it has a darkside and a sticky side

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Ottersmacker
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#8 - 2013-06-28 11:20:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottersmacker
wait waht is this https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=252512&p=1

i just locked an open door.. strange, yet symbolically compelling.
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#9 - 2013-06-28 18:24:10 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
So a slicer just warps into an asteroid field, and this Firetail passes him by at 500 m/s.

The slicer pilot gets angry and starts speeding up, and soon passes the Firetail at 750 m/s.

The firetail then then passes the slicer at 900 m/s, and the pilot shouts: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot is FURIOUS! speeding up, he passed the firetail at 1,100 m/s.

The firetail then passed the slicer again at 1,400 m/s, the pilot shouts again: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot gets REAL MAD. he passes the firetail at 1,600 m/s.

The firetail passes the slicer again at 2,000 m/s.

The slicer pilot pushes to Full Speed, hitting 2,000m/s, flying alongside the firetail.

The firetail pilot shouts again: 'YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"

The slicer pilot shouts: "YES! I DO!"

"WHERE ARE THE BRAKES?!?!"


This is worthy of an Alt Bio text ... LOL!

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#10 - 2013-06-29 11:12:04 UTC