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Chapel Dragoons - Alizabeth darling, are you there?
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Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#1 - 2013-06-23 22:59:50 UTC
Dearest and Most Respected Blue Toroid Overlords, I recognize that the subjuga...liberation of Fountain necessarily presides as present prominent priority, and wish you only the best of luck along that curving march back to Feythabolis (assuredly among - if not simply - the finest and most romantic of regional names). Conquest is a messy thing, one among many things in which I have no expertise. With respect to fluffing passions, however, I fare bit better - and have been overcome by one immediate obsession.

I wonder if you might consider inviting the former Executor into your colossal organization?

Granted, you wanted to kill him only last week, but then I doubt you really cared and besides now is not last week. Not only would such an invitation create an insidiously delicious dynamic to northwestern politics, but it would clean up an etymological nightmare. "Templis Dragonaur" simply belongs more in Her Majesty's Secret Service than in service to the State, where they should perhaps more appropriately have been known as "Ryujinshi" or "Drakkenritter" or the like.

"Dragoon" solves all that in a stroke and their destiny is right there in the word!

Speaking of Her Majesty's Secret Service, if Imperial black operation forces have not yet secured the Executor's safety, he must almost necessarily be headed your way. Why not give him a little corner of oh I don't know anywhere from which to plot and scheme and rant? Think of the gnashing teeth!

- Most Sincerely
Derek Quaid
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-06-23 23:28:38 UTC
What the hell was all that garbage?

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Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#3 - 2013-06-23 23:36:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Leopold Caine
Read between the lines.

I heard some Ardishapurite worlds have a saying 'being more Ardishapur than Yonis', for the situation in which people follow an ideology or a given set of rules more than the ones that founded it.

Implicating that Heth might join his fleeting army of sycophants and try to do a Guristas 2.0 is not that much of an overstatement.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

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Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
#4 - 2013-06-25 08:51:03 UTC
Leopold Caine wrote:
Read between the lines..


I certainly do need to read between the lines on this one as the lines themselves don't make any sense.
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#5 - 2013-06-25 09:25:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Makkal Hanaya
Derek Quaid wrote:
What the hell was all that garbage?

She's suggesting that Goonswarm take in former Executor Heth.

Sounds like a fabulous idea. 300m isn't that much to join and I hear if you give them your stuff, they'll ship it down to null for free. Heth should contact one of the Swarm's recruitment specialists immediately.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#6 - 2013-06-26 00:46:06 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Derek Quaid wrote:
What the hell was all that garbage?

She's suggesting that Goonswarm take in former Executor Heth.

Sounds like a fabulous idea. 300m isn't that much to join and I hear if you give them your stuff, they'll ship it down to null for free. Heth should contact one of the Swarm's recruitment specialists immediately.


Why, I remember when it was only 100m. A bargain at three times the price, Heth darling! You can play Bump The Titan Out Of The Bubble, and what's better than that, I ask you?

Ok, yes, the pleasure palaces of Niushe III are better. But aside from the pleasure palaces of Niushe III, what could be better?

That's right! Nothing!
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#7 - 2013-06-26 08:07:05 UTC
Look! It's, like, the effects of excessive Starsi consumption!

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Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-06-26 08:10:17 UTC
Gosakumori Noh wrote:

Ok, yes, the pleasure palaces of Niushe III are better. But aside from the pleasure palaces of Niushe III, what could be better?


... The what?

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#9 - 2013-06-27 03:48:38 UTC
Halete wrote:
Gosakumori Noh wrote:

Ok, yes, the pleasure palaces of Niushe III are better. But aside from the pleasure palaces of Niushe III, what could be better?


... The what?


The pleasure palaces of Niushe III, sweetie darling. Their spiced beverages are something else. You'd swear you were seeing the future.

Then again I suppose the people who don't know aren't supposed to.
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-06-27 04:11:59 UTC
Gosakumori Noh wrote:


Then again I suppose the people who don't know aren't supposed to.


Limited experiences makes for diminished fields of view!

Smashing as always though, you ravishing woman, you.

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-07-13 16:01:16 UTC
The simple fact is that Heth was an incompetent dictator. If there is one thing dearest Mittens dislikes, it's incompetency. This whole saga has been, frankly, stupid. Most of what I hear out of empire is TEST levels of ********. The Minnies jumping in dreads over someone getting shot. Amarrs announcing a new 'reclaiming.'

Until I am sipping whiskey in 6VDT, I don't care about Empire.

Alizabeth Vea, GSF Director, Op Coord

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Kithrus
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-07-15 15:25:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Kithrus
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
The simple fact is that Heth was an incompetent dictator. If there is one thing dearest Mittens dislikes, it's incompetency. This whole saga has been, frankly, stupid. Most of what I hear out of empire is TEST levels of ********. The Minnies jumping in dreads over someone getting shot. Amarrs announcing a new 'reclaiming.'

Until I am sipping whiskey in 6VDT, I don't care about Empire.

Alizabeth Vea, GSF Director, Op Coord


No one said he had to take on a leadership role. Just give him some ineffective meaningless title and a few yes men and he'll be content and happy.

You may have to sacrifice a few titans to make it believable but that's nothing new.

Darkness is more then absence of light, it is ignorance and corruption. I will be the Bulwark from such things that you may live in the light. Pray so my arms do not grow weary and my footing remain sure.

If you are brave, join me in the dark.