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Private Pineapple the Merciful Kingpin
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Guergen Ferkulat
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-05-11 16:17:10 UTC
Hey all uhhh. well I'm Guergen. It's my first time posting on these forums, but I just had to share this unreal experience I just had. My god...

Ok, so I'll start out this way. I'm new to EVE and I've been really enjoying it so far. I know I'm a noob but that's okay. Anyways, one night I was helping my son with something when I realized I had a Gnosis and I could sell it. So I went over to the market and saw that they were worth a pretty penny. So you know...I gotta make my ISK somehow so I tried to sell it but I accidently sold it for 2 isk. My whole EVE career came crashing down on me and I started going unconscious.

I had a dream about a leopard flying a cat spaceship, but we'll put that aside for another time... but when I woke up from my dream I realized something. EVE is a harsh place. I also realized a second thing. When you sell something via the market, the wallet tab tells you who you sold it to! So I went over to the wallet and this is when it happened. I saw his name. The One. The Kingpin. Private Pineapple. Again my whole world came crashing down on me and I had another cool dream. When I came back to, I was surprised to find myself writing him an EVE mail asking for my Gnosis back.

I was actually more surprised that he, with his great aura, replied back to me because I am just a mere mortal in presence of His Greatness. He pondered over it for a long time (around 37 seconds) and then decided he would give it back to me at no cost in light that I am a new player and also a father. He decided to be merciful. So that is why I am here, writing this thread. I am giving him my praise.

He truly is... the Merciful Kingpin of the C&P forums. Bow to him, as I have!!

-Guergen, one of his new henchmen
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#2 - 2013-05-11 17:36:56 UTC
Was the spaceship shaped like a cat, or was it more designed for cats to pilot?

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Michael Ignis Archangel
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-05-11 18:38:50 UTC
Please let it be both.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-05-11 20:10:09 UTC
It seems there is just to many Self Proclaimed KingPins in these parts of the forums.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Dub Step
Death To Everyone But Us
#5 - 2013-05-11 22:11:00 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
It seems there is just to many Self Proclaimed KingPins in these parts of the forums.


This.

It's not even relevant to crime and punishment What?
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-05-11 22:28:28 UTC
Dub Step wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
It seems there is just to many Self Proclaimed KingPins in these parts of the forums.


This.

It's not even relevant to crime and punishment What?


Crime and Punishment

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Dub Step
Death To Everyone But Us
#7 - 2013-05-11 22:31:52 UTC
Except there is no genuine crime committed here, just alt posting attention seeking patheticness.
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-05-11 22:51:15 UTC
Dub Step wrote:
Except there is no genuine crime committed here, just alt posting attention seeking patheticness.


Proof: image

Crime: He never did get the Gnosis back.

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Colonel Cornbread
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-06-24 15:48:45 UTC
Son, this is nothing compared to what I've done in the old days of C&P. I suggest you revise your methods.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#10 - 2013-06-24 16:17:40 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
It seems there is just to many Self Proclaimed KingPins in these parts of the forums.

"Two men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong"

~ Dire Straits
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#11 - 2013-06-24 17:43:16 UTC
I know Pinneapple crowned himself kingping of seeandpee a long time ago. And I know Cannibal Kane is someone you wouldnt want to cross. So, who shall we bow to?
Any other kingping here?

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Phoenix Einherjar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-06-25 04:24:57 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I know Pinneapple crowned himself kingping of seeandpee a long time ago. And I know Cannibal Kane is someone you wouldnt want to cross. So, who shall we bow to?
Any other kingping here?


I honestly don't understand this ****.
This Private Pineapple ****** make a thread about how he's some self-proclaimed kingpin, barely anyone takes the trollbait so he makes this thread. Still nobody takes the bait so he makes the Colonel Cornbread alt. STILL NOBODY CARES, so he bumps this thread.

It's like the perfect representation of the old "What trolls want you to believe" comic.

And this isn't tears, or rage, or taking Pineapple/OP/Conrnbreads bait, it's just genuine disbelief that someone can be that great of an attentionwhore

[URL=http://paradoxicalhonour.blogspot.com]Paradoxical Honour (blog)[/URL]
GhostDragoon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-06-25 04:42:47 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I know Pinneapple crowned himself kingping of seeandpee a long time ago. And I know Cannibal Kane is someone you wouldnt want to cross. So, who shall we bow to?
Any other kingping here?


I don't stay on the forums & keep in the know as to everything going on. I've been in and out quite a few times over the last 6 years & never heard of either. Where's spank when you need her, and who are these 2?

Or is this lap 7 of the "It's another CSM so another round of personalities" race?
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#14 - 2013-06-25 10:54:05 UTC
Phoenix Einherjar wrote:
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I know Pinneapple crowned himself kingping of seeandpee a long time ago. And I know Cannibal Kane is someone you wouldnt want to cross. So, who shall we bow to?
Any other kingping here?


I honestly don't understand this ****.
This Private Pineapple ****** make a thread about how he's some self-proclaimed kingpin, barely anyone takes the trollbait so he makes this thread. Still nobody takes the bait so he makes the Colonel Cornbread alt. STILL NOBODY CARES, so he bumps this thread.

It's like the perfect representation of the old "What trolls want you to believe" comic.

And this isn't tears, or rage, or taking Pineapple/OP/Conrnbreads bait, it's just genuine disbelief that someone can be that great of an attentionwhore


Uptight, aren't we?

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#15 - 2013-06-25 12:41:11 UTC
Phoenix Einherjar wrote:
And this isn't tears, or rage, or taking Pineapple/OP/Conrnbreads bait, it's just genuine disbelief that someone can be that great of an attentionwhore



You have obviously never met Holeysheet1.

Also, Lady Spank is the only true monarch of C&P.

All hail her Imperial Highness!

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-06-25 12:50:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Private Pineapple
Phoenix Einherjar wrote:
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I know Pinneapple crowned himself kingping of seeandpee a long time ago. And I know Cannibal Kane is someone you wouldnt want to cross. So, who shall we bow to?
Any other kingping here?


I honestly don't understand this ****.
This Private Pineapple ****** make a thread about how he's some self-proclaimed kingpin, barely anyone takes the trollbait so he makes this thread. Still nobody takes the bait so he makes the Colonel Cornbread alt. STILL NOBODY CARES, so he bumps this thread.

It's like the perfect representation of the old "What trolls want you to believe" comic.

And this isn't tears, or rage, or taking Pineapple/OP/Conrnbreads bait, it's just genuine disbelief that someone can be that great of an attentionwhore


Liquid gold, for so many reasons.

I laughed when you said Colonel Cornbread is an alt. Do you not check character ages?

Also, I didn't make this thread... just saying...

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Phoenix Einherjar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-06-25 22:05:05 UTC
Private Pineapple wrote:
Phoenix Einherjar wrote:
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I know Pinneapple crowned himself kingping of seeandpee a long time ago. And I know Cannibal Kane is someone you wouldnt want to cross. So, who shall we bow to?
Any other kingping here?


I honestly don't understand this ****.
This Private Pineapple ****** make a thread about how he's some self-proclaimed kingpin, barely anyone takes the trollbait so he makes this thread. Still nobody takes the bait so he makes the Colonel Cornbread alt. STILL NOBODY CARES, so he bumps this thread.

It's like the perfect representation of the old "What trolls want you to believe" comic.

And this isn't tears, or rage, or taking Pineapple/OP/Conrnbreads bait, it's just genuine disbelief that someone can be that great of an attentionwhore


Liquid gold, for so many reasons.

I laughed when you said Colonel Cornbread is an alt. Do you not check character ages?

Also, I didn't make this thread... just saying...


Maybe I should clarify on "It's like the perfect representation of the old "What trolls want you to believe" comic"

Unfortunately, you're one of those trolls in the above link that is going to believe this is me taking trollbait/giving you tears/whatever, regardless of what I write here. Apparently just replying or even mentioning a troll these days is enough for them to get their rocks off

I don't really care if you're an alt of cornbread or he's an alt of you, or even if you're two different people. There's also no way to prove OP isn't one of your alts either

[URL=http://paradoxicalhonour.blogspot.com]Paradoxical Honour (blog)[/URL]
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2013-06-26 01:50:38 UTC
Phoenix Einherjar wrote:
Private Pineapple wrote:
Phoenix Einherjar wrote:
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I know Pinneapple crowned himself kingping of seeandpee a long time ago. And I know Cannibal Kane is someone you wouldnt want to cross. So, who shall we bow to?
Any other kingping here?


I honestly don't understand this ****.
This Private Pineapple ****** make a thread about how he's some self-proclaimed kingpin, barely anyone takes the trollbait so he makes this thread. Still nobody takes the bait so he makes the Colonel Cornbread alt. STILL NOBODY CARES, so he bumps this thread.

It's like the perfect representation of the old "What trolls want you to believe" comic.

And this isn't tears, or rage, or taking Pineapple/OP/Conrnbreads bait, it's just genuine disbelief that someone can be that great of an attentionwhore


Liquid gold, for so many reasons.

I laughed when you said Colonel Cornbread is an alt. Do you not check character ages?

Also, I didn't make this thread... just saying...


Maybe I should clarify on "It's like the perfect representation of the old "What trolls want you to believe" comic"

Unfortunately, you're one of those trolls in the above link that is going to believe this is me taking trollbait/giving you tears/whatever, regardless of what I write here. Apparently just replying or even mentioning a troll these days is enough for them to get their rocks off

I don't really care if you're an alt of cornbread or he's an alt of you, or even if you're two different people. There's also no way to prove OP isn't one of your alts either


It's okay. I recognize that you are intimidated by my Greatness. I accept your surrender.

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