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CCP - your saviour has arrived!

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morons.
#1 - 2011-09-08 14:40:43 UTC
So I had this awesome idea:

Trying to find new microprofessions in the sandbox, I decided I'd become a Supermodel.

The problem: Players can neither create nor manufacture their own couture, so why would anyone use my service?

So I thought, why not use my enormous popularity within the eve community (131 likes!) to help CCP out in making the not-so-popular neX more popular?

So please for a starter, someone from CCP contract me a monocle and a billion isk and I will wear it, thus increasing its popularity.

As more and more NeX items appear, you can contract them to me and I'll wear them. Once we'll have WiS, I'll increase the fee, of course.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2011-09-08 14:43:18 UTC
ALL HAIL LARGE COLLIDABLE OBJECT, SAVIOUR OF CCP

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Sader Rykane
Midnight Sentinels
#3 - 2011-09-08 14:44:46 UTC
Mr Stark
Pimpin' Ain't Easy
#4 - 2011-09-08 14:46:49 UTC
You the the ugliest ho I ever did see, be surpised if yo shadow follow you girl...
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#5 - 2011-09-08 14:59:01 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
ALL HAIL LARGE COLLIDABLE OBJECT, SAVIOUR OF CCP



You heard the man!



On a side note: Alternatively to the billion isk, I'd also take a highsec moros, so i can roleplay at rens undock.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Tabatha Ravenclaw
Doomheim
#6 - 2011-09-08 15:01:23 UTC
Mr Stark wrote:
You the the ugliest ho I ever did see, be surpised if yo shadow follow you girl...

It's the inner beauty that counts!
Crunchmeister
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-09-08 15:03:57 UTC
Hopefully you're not planning on using this toon for a supermodel. She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch with her face on the way down.

People were constantly telling me I was crazy. For a long time I didn't believe them, but after a while, I started to think they might be right.

But it turns out that they were all wrong. One of the voices in my head is a psychiatrist and he says I'm perfectly sane.

Large Collidable Object
morons.
#8 - 2011-09-08 15:11:25 UTC
Tabatha Ravenclaw wrote:

It's the inner beauty that counts!



I just look gorgeous - personality-wise, I'm a total feckwad...
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Vixen Welsh
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-09-08 15:12:10 UTC
Crunchmeister wrote:
Hopefully you're not planning on using this toon for a supermodel. She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch with her face on the way down.


Shades are so cool bra!
A Little Girl
#10 - 2011-09-08 15:18:00 UTC
Ooh! Oooh! Pick me!!! Lol
Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
#11 - 2011-09-08 15:22:49 UTC
Normally, I would say "I used to **** guys like you in prison", but no.

I will contract you a paper bag instead.

internet spaceships

are serious business sir.

and don't forget it
A Little Girl
#12 - 2011-09-08 15:34:12 UTC
Don't mind them, they're just jealous P
CCP Zymurgist
C C P
C C P Alliance
#13 - 2011-09-08 15:37:20 UTC
You ability to be a supermodel, or at least a makeup model, is not in dispute, but I am locking this thread for begging.

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