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Funniest Noob Questions Ever heard

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Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#41 - 2013-06-21 22:38:47 UTC
noob> There are tons of red crosses in my mission, but the healthpacks won't heal me when I run over them. Is my game broken?
Jitters 4-4
#42 - 2013-06-21 22:48:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Rhapsodae
"my guildmaster told me the questgivers where here, but i dont see any question marks"

I seriously enjoy this thread, keep them comming and i might end up getting some on Jitters 4-4
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#43 - 2013-06-21 23:27:07 UTC
Is there a better ship than the Catalyst? My lazers dont seem to reach very far.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#44 - 2013-06-21 23:33:28 UTC
Not much of a question but very interesting:

(after being asked if he ate paint chips as a kid)

Nub > no i ate me hair to help the connectivity in my brain by ripping out my hair im now schizophrenic it a real disorder but not nearly as bad as your blue anal waffles !!
Kiarra Steele
My Best Friend Is An Emu
Get Jiggy Wit It
#45 - 2013-06-21 23:34:51 UTC
I cant think of any new ones but all of this thread has me cackling like a paedo at a boy scouts meeting.



Caldari Citizen 20120308
#46 - 2013-06-21 23:35:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Caldari Citizen 20120308
I'm not going to lie, when i started I was wondering how people were able to fly to a stargate at 0. I would always autopilot to a stargate b/c for some reason I thought I would get "lost" in space haha. My question, "how do you warp to a stargate at 0" lol

That's of course was like my second day playing.
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#47 - 2013-06-21 23:45:01 UTC
"Do you think EvE will ever have Pandas?"
Arch Stanton's Neighbour
Forceful Resource Acquisition Inc
#48 - 2013-06-21 23:55:54 UTC
Just a quick question. There seems to be numbers at the bottom on my screen that appear to go up randomly. They don't seem special, white text, normal font, just numbers sitting there going up every now and then.

Do I have a reason to be worried or is it a glitch?

from here
Kusum Fawn
Caldari State
#49 - 2013-06-21 23:55:58 UTC
is a pod good for mining,

i have this thing that i want to put on my ship but i cant cause it says not enough cpu is a Modulated Strip Miner II good for a incursis?

Its not possible to please all the people all the time, but it sure as hell is possible to Displease all the people, most of the time.

Mytai Gengod
#50 - 2013-06-22 00:49:22 UTC
Looking back on my own question from 4 months ago is pretty funny:

Why aren't wasd working?
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#51 - 2013-06-22 00:54:24 UTC
Mytai Gengod wrote:
Looking back on my own question from 4 months ago is pretty funny:

Why aren't wasd working?

Ah yes! The classic WASD question! I completely forgot about that! Thank you!
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#52 - 2013-06-22 02:40:18 UTC
How do i change my ships color?
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