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Worst Possible Thing Ever...

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San Badgeros
Badgeros Holdings
#1 - 2013-06-18 07:11:21 UTC
In the dim and distant future, when Microsoft has taken over the planet with the Xbox One (yeah right!) and Bill Gates has enough money to buy the planet Earth, he buys CCP/EVE and thinks to himself: "This game needs Achievements!"

What would the achievements be?

I'll kick it off with:

Pod a CCP Dev, or Pod someone who has already Podded a CCP Dev (100GS)

Mine more Veldspar than Chribba (10000000000000GS)

Of course, we couldn't have anyone ever getting 100%, cos let's face it, you can't finish EVE, so this would have to be thrown in to ensure that it can't be completed:

Visit a Jovian System (1GS)

I am in no way suggesting that achievements appear in EVE (or indeed that MS take over the world) , I was just wondering what would get thrown out in the wash...

Regards

SB
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-06-18 07:17:47 UTC
San Badgeros wrote:
Xbox One


Stopped reading there.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Jamagh
Grand Violations
#3 - 2013-06-18 07:20:04 UTC
Worst possible thing....


this thread.

"Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."  CCP Navigator.
Bloody Wench
#4 - 2013-06-18 07:30:34 UTC
Lacks Content. Reported.

[u]**Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote: **[/u]  CCP should not only make local delayed in highsec, but they should also require one be undocked to use it. Then, even the local spammers have some skin in the game. Support a High Resolution Texture Pack
Gordon Esil
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-06-18 07:43:18 UTC
The worst thing that could happen is MS to charge us for ever petition.. (err AKA Support Ticket) we submit
More worse they charge us to reimburse our lose stuff due to bugs from their side as a "Professional service charges"

/o\... running away and hiding under my bed Shocked
Elder Ozzian
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-06-18 09:00:46 UTC
We would have to play x-box live suscription to play Eve.

I disagree!
San Badgeros
Badgeros Holdings
#7 - 2013-06-18 09:03:29 UTC
Elder Ozzian wrote:
We would have to play x-box live suscription to play Eve.


As Xbox Live is only £40/year, I'd be £80/year better off paying that rather than subs. Not so hot for PLEX payers though
Tabane Shinonono
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-06-18 10:11:07 UTC
Bowled over : Sucessfully bumped a BS or higher > 10 km (100GS)

O hai there , pretty shinys you got there : Ganked a ship with plex on it. (5GS)

Re-possessed , Reprocessed : Reprocess a item more than 500,000 M3
Gordon Esil
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-06-18 10:15:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Gordon Esil
Are you you aligned?... Oops!: Bump that lovely titan! (10GS)

Bridge success!: Miss-click on "Jump" instead of "Bridge" while bridging you fleet (1000GS)
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#10 - 2013-06-18 10:30:18 UTC
This thread is soooooooooooooo bad I just vomited out my eyeballs. And here to think, never even knew that was possible!
Signal11th
#11 - 2013-06-18 11:25:05 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
San Badgeros wrote:
Xbox One


Stopped reading there.



Pretty much this, anyone who buys into that crap deserves all the "achievements" they can get.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Jamagh
Grand Violations
#12 - 2013-06-18 13:18:59 UTC
Gordon Esil wrote:
The worst thing that could happen is MS to charge us for ever petition.. (err AKA Support Ticket) we submit
Shocked



EA does that in SWTOR.

"Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."  CCP Navigator.
Pepper Solette
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-06-18 14:22:56 UTC
OMG

http://postimg.org/image/564wq5dup/

** Miko Sunji:  "There is no better way to find out if you can swim, than swimming for your life."**
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-18 14:39:25 UTC
*Achievement unlocked! Post in GD on a dumb topic (50 GS) *

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Gordon Esil
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-06-18 15:11:53 UTC
Jamagh wrote:
Gordon Esil wrote:
The worst thing that could happen is MS to charge us for ever petition.. (err AKA Support Ticket) we submit
Shocked



EA does that in SWTOR.

ShockedShocked
I have no comment on that!
Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#16 - 2013-06-18 15:32:48 UTC
Worst possible thing is the launcher

Profit favors the prepared
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#17 - 2013-06-18 15:35:04 UTC
Billy Mays said the worst possible thing ever was slicing a tomato with a dull knife.

Not today spaghetti.
San Badgeros
Badgeros Holdings
#18 - 2013-06-18 16:23:38 UTC
Pepper Solette wrote:
OMG

http://postimg.org/image/564wq5dup/


I'm actually honoured that I affected someone enough to actually go to the effort of doing this. On the other hand, if it wasn't yourself, maybe I need to rethink my forum reputation Blink

SB
San Badgeros
Badgeros Holdings
#19 - 2013-06-18 16:25:53 UTC
Bloody Wench wrote:
Lacks Content. Reported.


Hmmm. That worked
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-06-18 16:27:22 UTC
Of all the things that could happen....

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
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