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Dear CCP. Please make a bomb that 'bump' ships.
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ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-06-15 21:00:30 UTC
Praetor Meles wrote:
Shadow Lord77 wrote:
We should make a gun that fires ships that fire guns. Like bees with lasers!


But not drones, no. Guns so big that they use frigates as ammo.

Please do this.


Maybe... maybe we could call them fighters? Or strap bombs to them and call them fighter-bombers?

Dodixie > Hek
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#22 - 2013-06-15 21:38:26 UTC
As long as its illegal in hi sec, bump bomb away.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

consuasor
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2013-06-15 22:50:14 UTC
Baver Juice wrote:
Would be cool thx.


1) launch a series of these in a clusterblob
2) server dies

:D
consuasor
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2013-06-15 22:52:17 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Rocket-jumping? In my EVE? I approve.


Belongs to dust. There's something surreal about space flipper though, prehaps we should get a bumper module. Highslot, increases bump speed by 20%, stacks.
Tiber Ibis
The Paratwa Ka
#25 - 2013-06-16 00:20:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiber Ibis
Shadow Lord77 wrote:
We should make a gun that fires ships that fire guns. Like bees with lasers!

To be honest, this is better than the OP's suggestion. (Edit - actually you just described drones, so definitely better than the OPs suggestion.) :)
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#26 - 2013-06-16 00:27:14 UTC
I approve this would be funny.
Especially as CODE would have to go to nullsec to use it.
All those delicious pubbie tears.
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#27 - 2013-06-16 00:34:15 UTC
I have a slightly different idea, have ships take damage when they get bumped by anything, damage dependent on mass ratio. Ramming speed would be a "thing".

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Zhihatsu
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2013-06-16 00:41:21 UTC
Praetor Meles wrote:
Shadow Lord77 wrote:
We should make a gun that fires ships that fire guns. Like bees with lasers!


But not drones, no. Guns so big that they use frigates as ammo.










Please do this.


So dreads?

People without faces have no mouths with which to speak.
Karak Terrel
Foundation for CODE and THE NEW ORDER
#29 - 2013-06-16 01:02:15 UTC
Would be handy to bump ships away from wormholes. I approve
corp-etta Hilanen
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-06-16 01:10:03 UTC
*facepalm*
Doc Spectre
Doomheim
#31 - 2013-06-16 01:41:06 UTC
Man oh man who thinks up this idiotic snd stupid ****?
Praetor Meles
Black Mount Industrial
Breakpoint.
#32 - 2013-06-16 09:37:27 UTC
Lexmana wrote:
Ever heard of carriers?


Maybe I'm kinda old school, but I suspect carriers expect their fighters or bombers to return?

I'm talking about guns that fire frigates. Load Bantam (fill hold with gunpowder, and maybe carbonated drinks). Fire gun. Bantam inserted into target. Repeat.

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mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2013-06-16 09:46:46 UTC
eats popcorn Smile

i want a eve pinball machine...  confirming  CCP Cognac is best cognac
The Chronophage
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2013-06-16 11:58:26 UTC
Praetor Meles wrote:

Maybe I'm kinda old school, but I suspect carriers expect their fighters or bombers to return?

I'm talking about guns that fire frigates. Load Bantam (fill hold with gunpowder, and maybe carbonated drinks). Fire gun. Bantam inserted into target. Repeat.


Whenever I fire my fighters, i never expect them to return. Sometimes, I dont even expect my carriers to return.
Trinity Faetal
Faetal Interstellar Science Institute
#35 - 2013-06-16 17:35:08 UTC
dubstep bomb.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#36 - 2013-06-16 17:45:13 UTC
Trinity Faetal wrote:
dubstep bomb.
That wouldn't really be so much bumping as people fleeing as fast as they possibly can. I mean, sure, the result would be much the same, but it's still a bit mean…
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#37 - 2013-06-16 18:03:04 UTC
Austin McLaren wrote:
What about the miners? WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE MINERS?


Have no fear, there is a community that cares a great deal about the miners. If you have any questions, you can visit Eve Online's premier mining education website.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#38 - 2013-06-16 19:54:41 UTC
Big seismic shockwave bomb... no DPS, just a wavefront that bumps... I'd go for that. Idea

And it damn well better be launchable in Empire, too -- plenty of potential for amusement. Blink

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2013-06-16 19:59:27 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Rocket-jumping? In my EVE? I approve.

1. Three person fleet: Cyno rookie ship, titan, and some other ship. Add another ship to alpha the cyno ship.
2. Cyno gets lit, bridge goes up, the third ship bridges. Alpha the cyno ship before the bridged ship comes through.
3. Land at center of sun.
4. Try to move.
5. ?????????
6. Profit!

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#40 - 2013-06-16 20:28:50 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Austin McLaren wrote:
What about the miners? WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE MINERS?


Have no fear, there is a community that cares a great deal about the miners. If you have any questions, you can visit Eve Online's premier mining education website.

That is educating in the same way the Vatican encourages safe sex.
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