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Looking for a 0.0 home. I looked around a bit a few weeks ago but nothing has worked out thus far, so I will try again.

What I offer

3 well trained toons that are pretty specialized in their areas
84mil industry toon. Has cap construction 5, owns and operates a Rorqual w/mindlink clone and triage carrier.
73mil pvp toon. Can fly all T2 ships BC and down. Can use all T2 guns. Dread pilot w/T2 seige ability.
84mil titan/SC toon. Years of SC experiance but sold ship several months ago to fund another project.

Ability fly any fleet setup and understand concepts
Capital ship experience
Ability to play with both the bears and pewpewers
ability to stfu on coms when needed
Plenty of random sarcastic remarks
USTZ but I am usually logged in most of the day
self-sufficient, no hand holding needed

What I want

This is usually the catch when I have been looking for corps. I need a very RL friendly corp/allaince. I am married with 2 kiddo's under the age of 3. Just because I am logged in doesn't mean I am sitting at my computer or that I have time to jump into fleet. I can also play while at work but again, I am not always at my computer if i'm logged in. I am finding it harder and harder when I can dedicate 3-4 hours of ass-in-chair time. There is always a wife bitching or kid crying or my alarm going off at work and I have to leave. If we can figure our how to work around that the rest is easy.
Sov 0.0, others need not respond. Sorry, still have love for ya though.
Somewhat stable alliance and sov. Don't want to move out and the corp get booted or alliance evicted.
Ability to make isk. None of this 'pure pvp corp' bs. Unless you are special, you still need bear time.
Somewhat mature coms, don't need a 14y/o trying to tell me off. But I am certainly cool with some NSFW stuff.
Active leadership. It sucks to need something and not be able to get an answer.

If this sounds peachy reply to the post of send this toon a mail and I will get back with you if I likes. Please don't stalk me and insta convo me when I log in. No problems with API handouts or voice interviews.

Btw, if you don't like my background, don't waste my time. You should check that before you respond maybe.

Thanks for the replies so far. Will be chatting with people soon.

The reason it hasn't worked so far is because most 0.0 alliances that recruit on this forum are heavy on promises and light on the delivery. We just recruited 3 guys who are RL friends a few days ago who were on their 3rd try out in nullsec. We had one of them in fleet and fighting his first battle with us before he even had a chance to dock in our home station for the first time.

Let's try this:
http://bnana.eve-kill.net We'll start with a killboard. 3-1 k/d ratio and an efficiency rating in the high 80's... hmm, not bad.

The fact is, I don't have to really make any promises here, let alone the false kind. If what you're looking for is PVP and you fancy yourself a relatively active pilot, we have PLENTY of it. You like gangs? We have them. you like fleets? Every night. In our alliance, if you're spinning a ship in station, it's not because there aren't things going on... you're probably passed out drunk and your cat is sitting on your keyboard.

If you want ACTION, want to have fun while you get it, want to make money while you look for it, and don't want to move your stuff back out to 0.0 to join another nullsec pet that's willing to tell you anything you want to hear to add another tick on their member number, either message me in game, or join the channel Banana Public and ask the people in there if I'm full of crap.