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Now selling Immunity from all forms of grief.

Psychotic Monk
Arcana Noctis
#1 - 2013-06-15 02:36:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Psychotic Monk
Hello! My name is Psychotic Monk, Pirate King. I run a community called the Belligerent Undesirables and, between this community and our very close friends in other similar communities we are responsible for the vast majority of safaris, suicide ganks, malicious bumping, wardecs, scams, invaded missions, flipped cans, and other sources of tears and loss in highsec.

If you have had any of the above things happen to you in the last year or so, I am probably on a first name basis with the person that did it to you. The community has grown exceptionally tight and we've finally reached the stage where unprecedented amounts of community cooperation allow us to profit in a new way, and a way that I think the people who are traditionally our opponents will greatly enjoy.

We are offering griefing immunity.

What does this mean for you? It means that if you become Immune you will not be ganked, scammed, bumped, stolen from or otherwise folded, spindled or mutilated. If you are somehow accidentally negatively affected while Immune, your loss and time will be reimbursed, the offending party will apologize to you personally, and should this be anything but their first mistake they will be eviscerated and left for the wolves to eat their entrails. If required, they will be put on a KOS list and find their lives becoming very difficult very quickly.

In short, as an Immune, nobody will touch you under threat of excommunication, humiliation and repeated messy death.

How does it work?

If you wish to become Immune, you simply contact me or any other authorized member of the profession and tell them that you wish to become Immune and you will pay them a small fee (of which they take 10% and put the rest into the community fund). From there they will update the list in the community tools and viola! As confirmation you will also receive notification of blue standings set by your point of contact.


1) Buying immunity does not fix something that has already happened. If you have been suicide ganked and as a result decide to become Immune, you will not get your ship back and the people that ganked you will not be harmed. Immunity is a preemptive thing. (A courteous and community-minded griefer will remind you to buy immunity in order to avoid your next loss, though.)
2) If, as an Immune, you aid your non-Immune friends in a wardec or otherwise stand in the way of my friends doing their job on the non-Immune, you may temporarily lose your Immunity. So no buying Immunity and remote repairing someone in a wardec and assuming you will be safe.

And that's it! There are no other caveats to this service. Once Immune, you cannot be touched.

What does it cost?

To put this in perspective, I will note that the loss of an Orca is at least 650m, a mission BS loss can set back a non-Immune 300m easily and something really nice like a good Incursion Machariel can easily be valued at 2.5 billion isk.

All being Immune costs is 1 million isk a day. All sales must be in one week increments and any blocks of 1 month or more bring the price down to 0.75 million isk a day. Prices are negotiable and promotions will occasionally appear, but don't wait because every day many billions of isk are destroyed by my friends and peers.

Also, unlike other non-corporate affiliations, you need not alter your character or bio in any way in order to mark yourself as Immune. The community tools will handle that.

Also, as a show of love for supporters of the New Order, if you have a valid mining permit as of the 14th of June, you also get to be Immune for the remainder of the month of June for free!
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-06-15 02:40:01 UTC
I support this service.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-06-15 02:43:51 UTC
Goonswarm Federation endorses and abides by this program.
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
#4 - 2013-06-15 02:48:46 UTC
As the emergent gameplayers of highsec forge ever-stronger bonds as a community, it only makes sense that we join forces. I wholeheartedly encourage everyone to get on a proper footing with our great highsec family. Smile

We march together toward a glorious future! Cool
Matsudaira Takuma
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-06-15 02:49:03 UTC
Confirming the legitimcy of his claims, he is the Pirate King.
Ailish Liu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-06-15 02:54:55 UTC
The only thing better than a Permit Tank is an Immunity Tank.

Get yours today!
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-06-15 02:55:03 UTC
I support and wholeheartedly believe this is an amazing idea.
Cajous Omega
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-06-15 02:55:53 UTC
Man I wish this had existed sooner.
Capt Starfox
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2013-06-15 02:56:28 UTC
Supported! Can't wait to start telling my clients about this!

Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet

Ashara Shazih
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-06-15 02:58:30 UTC
this is an amazing idea and should be backed by everyone in the life.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#11 - 2013-06-15 03:05:06 UTC

I fully endorse this service. Monk is a good friend and the best at what he does.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-06-15 03:31:24 UTC
Confirming that I will not hunt and kill any carebears that have purchased immunity.
Jhousetlin Zamayid
#13 - 2013-06-15 04:03:01 UTC
Bunch of hot hair.

All you're doing is purchasing immunity from them.
Psychotic Monk
Arcana Noctis
#14 - 2013-06-15 04:08:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Psychotic Monk
That's right. So far representatives of Belligerent Undesirables, Miniluv and the New Order have posted here as well as several groups of independents.

edit: and Blackport! Sorry, dude, didn't see you there.
Jhousetlin Zamayid
#15 - 2013-06-15 04:16:03 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
That's right. So far representatives of Belligerent Undesirables, Miniluv and the New Order have posted here as well as several groups of independents.

Yeah, that represents all of like 10 people.
Psychotic Monk
Arcana Noctis
#16 - 2013-06-15 04:19:37 UTC
Currently online from BU: 41. Currently online from NO: 31. Potential miniluv dudes: the entirety of Goonswarm. Blackport and SN also representing already and the thread has only been up for an hour or so.
Jhousetlin Zamayid
#17 - 2013-06-15 04:35:42 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Currently online from BU: 41. Currently online from NO: 31. Potential miniluv dudes: the entirety of Goonswarm. Blackport and SN also representing already and the thread has only been up for an hour or so.

Yes I'm sure the entirety of GoonSwarm is going to fall in line.
Belligerent Undesirable
#18 - 2013-06-15 04:39:20 UTC
Gee this sure does sound like a great deal
Tenaris Zeratul
General Megadrive Corp.
#19 - 2013-06-15 05:06:23 UTC
I endorse this perfectly legitimate business endeavor.
North Point
#20 - 2013-06-15 05:07:46 UTC
awwww damn, and I just got into bumping miners in my spare time to :(
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