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Goons got you down, don't get mad. Get even
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Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#101 - 2013-06-11 21:02:33 UTC
The 99 Percent Tribal Band endorses this product and or service.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#102 - 2013-06-11 21:07:21 UTC
Soldarius wrote:
The 99 Percent Tribal Band endorses this product and or service.

And how's the war treating you?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
flakeys
Doomheim
#103 - 2013-06-11 21:08:14 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
Have you ever lost a mining barge to a Goon ice interdiction or Hulkageddon, or lost a freighter to one of their suicide ganks? Have you wanted to get your revenge on Goons for their antics?

Well today is your lucky day. Thanks to Odyssey their isk printing empire of tech moons has now been nerfed into obilivion. They have recently implemented a 5% refining tax to fund their war efforts and are actively encouring their members to take up mining, especially ice mining.

This of course presents a golden opportunity to mess with them just like they messed with you.

Simply pull up dotlan, find systems in CFC space (especially Deklein) that have ice belts, especially when said systems have a refining station (look for the red triangle on the station icon in dotlan), fly a stealth bomber (make sure to fit a warp disruptor, torp launchers and AB/MWD to your bombers) to the system you want to camp in, and proceeed to start cloaky camping in their mining systems, should they attempt to mine while you are in system, enjoy killing their mining shipsPirate

Want to make it even more fun, bring some friends, and bring a black opsPirate

This is your chance to give goons a taste of their own medicine.



Well what do you know i found a nice post of yours from a year ago , you know when those poor miners you are standing up for where ganked by goonies .

Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
560 is just what goons have killed, it doesn't even take into account what has been killed by TEST and the rest of the cluster****. I can confirm that Everyshore and Essence are now nearly devoid of ice minersPirate, I went out looking for more ganks tonight and found a lone covetor and that is it lol.




Well my gosh , what is that?

Clean up your own mess , don't ask the guy you kicked cripple to come and help your sorry lill ass.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#104 - 2013-06-11 21:08:44 UTC
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
Have you ever lost a mining barge to a Goon ice interdiction or Hulkageddon, or lost a freighter to one of their suicide ganks? Have you wanted to get your revenge on Goons for their antics?

Well today is your lucky day. Thanks to Odyssey their isk printing empire of tech moons has now been nerfed into obilivion. They have recently implemented a 5% refining tax to fund their war efforts and are actively encouring their members to take up mining, especially ice mining.

This of course presents a golden opportunity to mess with them just like they messed with you.

Simply pull up dotlan, find systems in CFC space (especially Deklein) that have ice belts, especially when said systems have a refining station (look for the red triangle on the station icon in dotlan), fly a stealth bomber (make sure to fit a warp disruptor, torp launchers and AB/MWD to your bombers) to the system you want to camp in, and proceeed to start cloaky camping in their mining systems, should they attempt to mine while you are in system, enjoy killing their mining shipsPirate

Want to make it even more fun, bring some friends, and bring a black opsPirate

This is your chance to give goons a taste of their own medicine.


A better way to get goons back is to sign up for an account on Something Awful and ship toast until you get banned.

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#105 - 2013-06-11 21:10:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Liang Nuren wrote:
A better way to get goons back is to sign up for an account on Something Awful and ship toast until you get banned.

I would advise against that. Especially if you plan to do it in the EVE thread, as the mods are quick to catch and probate/ban you, and then where would you be?

Laughed at AND out :tenbux:


Now, REDDIT seems to have a rash of 1 hour old Redditors bemoaning the terrible situation in Fountain. You might be laughed at if you do it, but you will not be out :tenbux:

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Sunshyn LaBlond
Heathen Souls
#106 - 2013-06-11 21:13:49 UTC
Flakeys,
Epic....you just made my day.

Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#107 - 2013-06-11 21:14:06 UTC
My cunning plan... spelled out in the first response. Lol

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#108 - 2013-06-11 21:21:53 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Liang Nuren wrote:
A better way to get goons back is to sign up for an account on Something Awful and ship toast until you get banned.

I would advise against that. Especially if you plan to do it in the EVE thread, as the mods are quick to catch and probate/ban you, and then where would you be?

Laughed at AND out :tenbux:


Now, REDDIT seems to have a rash of 1 hour old Redditors bemoaning the terrible situation in Fountain. You might be laughed at if you do it, but you will not be out :tenbux:



Perhaps they could sign up for Something Awful and politely ask Goons to withdraw? If enough people sign up there and show support, Goons may have no choice but to sway to public pressure.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#109 - 2013-06-11 21:36:45 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Liang Nuren wrote:
A better way to get goons back is to sign up for an account on Something Awful and ship toast until you get banned.

I would advise against that. Especially if you plan to do it in the EVE thread, as the mods are quick to catch and probate/ban you, and then where would you be?

Laughed at AND out :tenbux:


Now, REDDIT seems to have a rash of 1 hour old Redditors bemoaning the terrible situation in Fountain. You might be laughed at if you do it, but you will not be out :tenbux:

Perhaps they could sign up for Something Awful and politely ask Goons to withdraw? If enough people sign up there and show support, Goons may have no choice but to sway to public pressure.

Better yet they should just sign up, watch/read LPs for the length of summer as the war rages then afterwards pretend to be newbies at EVE and just join us.

Who knows, maybe one of them will have access to the TEST magic button and it'll be the BoB disband all over again.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Giovanni Ursula
Low Tax Hedge Funds
#110 - 2013-06-12 20:46:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Giovanni Ursula
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
Have you ever lost a mining barge to a Goon ice interdiction or Hulkageddon, or lost a freighter to one of their suicide ganks? Have you wanted to get your revenge on Goons for their antics?

Well today is your lucky day. Thanks to Odyssey their isk printing empire of tech moons has now been nerfed into obilivion. They have recently implemented a 5% refining tax to fund their war efforts and are actively encouring their members to take up mining, especially ice mining.

This of course presents a golden opportunity to mess with them just like they messed with you.

Simply pull up dotlan, find systems in CFC space (especially Deklein) that have ice belts, especially when said systems have a refining station (look for the red triangle on the station icon in dotlan), fly a stealth bomber (make sure to fit a warp disruptor, torp launchers and AB/MWD to your bombers) to the system you want to camp in, and proceeed to start cloaky camping in their mining systems, should they attempt to mine while you are in system, enjoy killing their mining shipsPirate

Want to make it even more fun, bring some friends, and bring a black opsPirate

This is your chance to give goons a taste of their own medicine.


OP, my friends from the Caldari Provisions Security Directorate already did this. We shot a goon station. lol though it sucked in these systems without names and bubbly things that made it hard to warp. Have we hurt the goons?
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#111 - 2013-06-12 21:05:28 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
You know, if i had moons, I would just give them to the Mittani because he has people to work them efficiently.


There would be a certain poetic irony in turning Mittens into your vassal and charging him a rental fee...

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Victoria Sin
Doomheim
#112 - 2013-06-12 21:20:16 UTC
As a small scale industrialist, all I can say is that this destruction is great for business.

Long may it last. Lol
Cipio Hakoke
Tactical Manufacturing Group
#113 - 2013-06-13 20:00:02 UTC
Bump. Keep up the good work duders.
Susurrus Synaesthesia
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#114 - 2013-06-13 21:01:53 UTC
No! Join us in destroying annoying TEST
Felia Talan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#115 - 2013-06-13 22:01:34 UTC
So much pubbie crap ITT. Even if I were a goon I would not want to fleet with any of these lame-duck PvE soul-crippling rock-suckers
Miranda Ctan
Radex Solutions
#116 - 2013-06-14 15:50:21 UTC
lol
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#117 - 2013-06-14 16:14:44 UTC
Freighter/mining barge gankers/bumpers asking isk for their null sec war is a bit like a bad story of some poo mocking the toilets.

Never not scam idiots. Lol

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#118 - 2013-06-14 16:16:38 UTC
i keep seing corps named waffe something...

makes me real hungry for chicken and waffles...

damn you all!

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
Yaturi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#119 - 2013-06-14 17:39:37 UTC
Honestly beef or no beef, if you want to make null pigeons cry just make sure you mix up your bombs and torps on dem stealth bombers. Aint nobody dumb enough not to tank whatever race that ships damage is bonused. KNOW WHAT I MEAN
James 420
EVE Corporation 98188875
#120 - 2013-06-14 17:41:55 UTC
Goons are losing the war, do your part for all the goonies obnoxious posts you had to read. Pirate

Proud enforcer of 420 BLAZE IT