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*PROTEST POST* I demand to be Heard!

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Arcana Mortis
Angels Of Prosperity
#1 - 2011-11-06 19:15:54 UTC
I have recently become upset by an extremely serious lack in the clothing offered in the NeX store.

WHERE, I ask you, CCP, are the pretty ladiesware?

How are we supposed to play Spaceship Barbie with clothing the most fashion-deprived corporate robot would refuse to wear on the grounds that it has no personality?

Where are the miniskirts?

The tank tops?

The themed outfits? Fishnets stockings, corsets? Jewelry?

The boots, I'll grant you, are ok. Not spectacular, but ok.

But why, OH WHY do you persist in your cruel attempts to drive me to suicide with your bland and unflattering clothing choices, CCP?

Tell me the truth. It's because you're all men, isn't it?

Hire me. I will design pretty shiny for you in no time.
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#2 - 2011-11-06 19:18:09 UTC
8/10
Selene D'Celeste
The D'Celeste Trading Company
ISK Six
#3 - 2011-11-06 19:18:55 UTC
Anywhere else this would be a terrible post, but for EVE-O general this isn't half bad.

Visit www.eohpoker.com and enjoy EVE's oldest ISK gaming service!
Stan Smith
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-11-06 19:19:02 UTC
or they could just remove the nex and make things easier for everyone...

☻/ /▌ / \ This is Bob, post him into your forum sig and help him conquer the forums.
Daedalus Arcova
The Scope
#5 - 2011-11-06 19:19:17 UTC
Only pretty ladies get pretty ladieswear
Arcana Mortis
Angels Of Prosperity
#6 - 2011-11-06 19:20:28 UTC
Stan Smith wrote:
or they could just remove the nex and make things easier for everyone...


But that would make me even more sad :-(
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-11-06 19:20:53 UTC
No it's not because they are all men, it's because the good designers got transferred to the WOD project and were then fired to ensure that mediocrity and blandness is what we will be getting for the foreseeable future.
Ezurae
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-11-06 19:26:09 UTC
Daedalus Arcova wrote:
Only pretty ladies get pretty ladieswear

THIS
David Grogan
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2011-11-07 01:50:11 UTC
Arcana Mortis wrote:
I have recently become upset by an extremely serious lack in the clothing offered in the NeX store.

WHERE, I ask you, CCP, are the pretty ladiesware?

How are we supposed to play Spaceship Barbie with clothing the most fashion-deprived corporate robot would refuse to wear on the grounds that it has no personality?

Where are the miniskirts?

The tank tops?

The themed outfits? Fishnets stockings, corsets? Jewelry?

The boots, I'll grant you, are ok. Not spectacular, but ok.

But why, OH WHY do you persist in your cruel attempts to drive me to suicide with your bland and unflattering clothing choices, CCP?

Tell me the truth. It's because you're all men, isn't it?

Hire me. I will design pretty shiny for you in no time.



here it is Nex Ladiesware

Everytime you buy something that says "made in china" you are helping the rising unemployment in your own country unless you are from china, Buy locally produced goods and help create more jobs.
Written Word
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-11-07 01:50:48 UTC
Work is hard
Storm Maken
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-11-07 04:53:05 UTC
Arcana Mortis wrote:


But why, OH WHY do you persist in your cruel attempts to drive me to suicide with your bland and unflattering clothing choices, CCP?



Bland and unflattering?

On you maybe. But honey, I make anything look good .
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2011-11-07 04:56:27 UTC
Arcana Mortis wrote:
I have recently become upset by an extremely serious lack in the clothing offered in the NeX store.

WHERE, I ask you, CCP, are the pretty ladiesware?

How are we supposed to play Spaceship Barbie with clothing the most fashion-deprived corporate robot would refuse to wear on the grounds that it has no personality?

Where are the miniskirts?

The tank tops?

The themed outfits? Fishnets stockings, corsets? Jewelry?

The boots, I'll grant you, are ok. Not spectacular, but ok.

But why, OH WHY do you persist in your cruel attempts to drive me to suicide with your bland and unflattering clothing choices, CCP?

Tell me the truth. It's because you're all men, isn't it?

Hire me. I will design pretty shiny for you in no time.


This post goes a little too well with your mallgoth neopagan name.

Are you a witch in real life?

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Jenshae Chiroptera
#13 - 2011-11-07 04:59:01 UTC
Title: You have been heard and dismissed. P

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2011-11-07 05:01:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Terminal Insanity
I agree, i have a monocle, a great dress shirt, and... commando pants?! I need some really nice dress pants to show my minmatar bubblebutt off to the world in.

I absolutely refuse to walk out of my CQ until i have proper pants to match

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP
Princess Bride
SharkNado
#15 - 2011-11-07 05:12:40 UTC
Moar clothes plz.

http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-11-07 05:16:08 UTC
I'd spend 4000 aurum for the option to wear no clothes at all.

Clothes are for mortals who do not spend 99% of their life naked in an hydrostatic pod. Now gaze at my mighty bio-engineered wiener.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Ad'Hakim Tahous
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#17 - 2011-11-07 05:16:30 UTC
Daedalus Arcova wrote:
Only pretty ladies get pretty ladieswear


No, No, NO!!!!

If I can't cross-dress I shall not shop!

Occupy the Nex Store.... Power to the people!
Arcana Mortis
Angels Of Prosperity
#18 - 2012-01-27 06:31:27 UTC
Ad'Hakim Tahous wrote:
Daedalus Arcova wrote:
Only pretty ladies get pretty ladieswear


No, No, NO!!!!

If I can't cross-dress I shall not shop!

Occupy the Nex Store.... Power to the people!


hehehe
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#19 - 2012-01-27 06:46:58 UTC
I want waders, a tricorn hat and Powerpuff Girls noseclips. Wait 'til they get a load of me!

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

EnslaverOfMinmatar
You gonna get aped
#20 - 2012-01-27 06:56:06 UTC
I want horns.

Every EVE player must read this http://www.eveonline.com/background/potw/default.asp?cid=29-01-07
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