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(VOLUP) New Delights Offered, by appointment only

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Anslo
Scope Works
#21 - 2013-06-07 15:37:36 UTC
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
Interesting route this post has taken. We request guests dress in clothing, what ever they find to be most comfortable. Also, I direct your attention to my own tattoo, Anslo, in answer to your question.


Neat x2. But it's appointment only? I suck at keeping appointments often...if other people decide to make a thing to go (you know who you are), I'll go. Just not this weekend...Next week and weekend (for ONCE) I'm free.

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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#22 - 2013-06-07 16:32:00 UTC
I will strive to accommodate you, Anslo. The reason it is by appointment is we need adequate notice to prepare at the moment. Perhaps in the future, it will be a daily offering at our establishment.
Anslo
Scope Works
#23 - 2013-06-07 16:34:25 UTC
Hold up...the people who do this are employee's right?...Not slaves?

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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#24 - 2013-06-07 16:36:13 UTC
I am a holder, yes, Anslo, but I am a unique one. None of my slaves are held against their will by means of drugs or other vile substances. They are treated with the utmost respect and decency. You see, I was once a pleasure slave myself.
Anslo
Scope Works
#25 - 2013-06-07 16:39:28 UTC
Wait...how did you go from...never mind not my business. Thanks for the clarification.

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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#26 - 2013-06-07 16:42:28 UTC
I would be happy to discuss it with you in a different venue.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-06-07 18:06:59 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Desiderya wrote:
Possibly due to the prospect of naked flesh?


What is it with everyone thinking I'm a pervert.


Well your Gallente... strike 1.
You hang out on a beach and watch corpse clones float in... strike 2.
Your beach is 'clothing optional'... strike 3.

Your perv status is confirmed!

Strike 1 is more than enough.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#28 - 2013-06-07 20:21:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Makkal Hanaya
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
To put it very simply, my dear, in a technical sense, it is eating sushi off the body of a naked woman or man. However, I plan to extend this to a variety of other culinary delicacies.

Why would you do this?

Does human sweat and oil improve the flavor? Does body heat help it reach a preferred temperature?

The symbolism is ambiguous. You might be reducing another person to an inanimate object or it might be cannibalistic.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Shintoko Akahoshi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2013-06-07 21:09:03 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Lady Melisande Galena wrote:
To put it very simply, my dear, in a technical sense, it is eating sushi off the body of a naked woman or man. However, I plan to extend this to a variety of other culinary delicacies.

Why would you do this?

Does human sweat and oil improve the flavor? Does body heat help it reach a preferred temperature?

The symbolism is ambiguous. You might be reducing another person to an inanimate object or it might be cannibalistic.


Oh, I'm sure you know the answer to this.

I have to admit, this is intriguing. Especially given the ambiguous symbolism.

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Cipher7
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2013-06-08 00:23:27 UTC

Love the idea.

Totally sexy.
Andrea Okazon
Laurentson INC
#31 - 2013-06-08 00:27:04 UTC
... can it be a hairy man? I want to have to hunt for that sushi.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#32 - 2013-06-08 00:52:06 UTC
Andrea Okazon wrote:
... can it be a hairy man? I want to have to hunt for that sushi.


....eww. That's just....no.
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#33 - 2013-06-10 08:05:42 UTC
Andrea Okazon wrote:
... can it be a hairy man? I want to have to hunt for that sushi.


I fired Quafe through my nostrils and like oh void, it burns!

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!

Repentence Tyrathlion
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#34 - 2013-06-11 18:40:55 UTC
Andrea Okazon wrote:
... can it be a hairy man? I want to have to hunt for that sushi.


Thanks, you've brightened my afternoon immeasurably. I haven't laughed that much in a loooooong time.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#35 - 2013-06-11 22:13:02 UTC
Even I cracked a smile. Perhaps I should make some sort of evening out of this? I will have to arrange something.
Anslo
Scope Works
#36 - 2013-06-11 22:56:33 UTC
No hair. No hair.No hair.

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Andrea Okazon
Laurentson INC
#37 - 2013-06-12 12:41:12 UTC
Anslo wrote:
No hair. No hair.No hair.


Just think of it like a bed of shredded lettuce.
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#38 - 2013-06-12 14:50:32 UTC
Anslo wrote:
No hair. No hair.No hair.

A certain amount of hair is to be expected with the process. Of course it will vary by gender, body region, and race. Sometimes you want so much to engage in the activity that you ignore the slight discomfort of the hair in the mouth. I personally would rather au natural than bikini stubble. To each his . .

Oh, sorry, I guess you are saying you prefer Jovian female exotic dancers. Carry on . .

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Anslo
Scope Works
#39 - 2013-06-12 15:47:49 UTC
Andrea Okazon wrote:
Anslo wrote:
No hair. No hair.No hair.


Just think of it like a bed of shredded lettuce.


I just vomited a little...

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Shintoko Akahoshi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2013-06-12 17:16:25 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Andrea Okazon wrote:
Anslo wrote:
No hair. No hair.No hair.


Just think of it like a bed of shredded lettuce.


I just vomited a little...


You don't like hair that much? You're not manscaped down to the skin, are you?

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