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(VOLUP) New Delights Offered, by appointment only
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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#1 - 2013-06-07 10:14:54 UTC
Beginning this weekend, The House of Flowering Embrace will offer a culinary delight to clients. Nyotaimori parties may be booked by contacting Lady Galena directly.

As always, the pleasure is all mine,

Lady Galena
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#2 - 2013-06-07 10:43:39 UTC
Oh my, I don't think I want to know.

Except I obviously kind of do, because I'm writing this.

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#3 - 2013-06-07 10:45:06 UTC
To put it very simply, my dear, in a technical sense, it is eating sushi off the body of a naked woman or man. However, I plan to extend this to a variety of other culinary delicacies.
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#4 - 2013-06-07 10:47:55 UTC
Oh. Well, that isn't so bad actually. I mean, who hasn't had sushi eaten off of their naked body?

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Anslo
Scope Works
#5 - 2013-06-07 13:33:37 UTC
Neat. Is there a dress code? And where is the place? How about security? Are tattoos frowned upon? What about jeans?

Why the hell am I asking so many questions?

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#6 - 2013-06-07 13:34:09 UTC
Possibly due to the prospect of naked flesh?

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
Anslo
Scope Works
#7 - 2013-06-07 13:36:16 UTC
Desiderya wrote:
Possibly due to the prospect of naked flesh?


What is it with everyone thinking I'm a pervert.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#8 - 2013-06-07 13:45:35 UTC
Anslo wrote:

What is it with everyone thinking I'm a pervert.


Well you were gawping at me in the Summit...

Or at least somebody who looked like you was.

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Anslo
Scope Works
#9 - 2013-06-07 13:48:12 UTC
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:
Anslo wrote:

What is it with everyone thinking I'm a pervert.


Well you were gawping at me in the Summit...

Or at least somebody who looked like you was.


Wasn't me. I barely know you...except for all the Quafe stuff. I don't get it myself but, whatever.

To the OP, answer my questions when ya can and if I can show up, I'd like to.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#10 - 2013-06-07 13:51:44 UTC
Sorry. I thought you were gawping, that's just your face.

... Gee that sounds really bad, I'm sorry!

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Sorjat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-06-07 13:58:13 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Desiderya wrote:
Possibly due to the prospect of naked flesh?


What is it with everyone thinking I'm a pervert.


Well your Gallente... strike 1.
You hang out on a beach and watch corpse clones float in... strike 2.
Your beach is 'clothing optional'... strike 3.

Your perv status is confirmed!

Insanity is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshipped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man.

-- PKD
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#12 - 2013-06-07 13:59:54 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Desiderya wrote:
Possibly due to the prospect of naked flesh?


What is it with everyone thinking I'm a pervert.


Well your Gallente... strike 1.
You hang out on a beach and watch corpse clones float in... strike 2.
Your beach is 'clothing optional'... strike 3.

Your perv status is confirmed!


The beach is clothing-optional? I was told that was not the case! I don't remember there being any unclothed people there.

I'm not sure what the issue is here, Anslo is very nice.
Anslo
Scope Works
#13 - 2013-06-07 14:01:24 UTC
Sorjat wrote:


Well your Gallente... strike 1.
You hang out on a beach and watch corpse clones float in... strike 2.
Your beach is 'clothing optional'... strike 3.

Your perv status is confirmed!


1) We're not all perverts, **** off.
2) There's no floating corpses, I dunno what kinda beaches you go to.
3) No, it isn't Check the thread. It says it isn't a nudist beach.

Who the hell are you anyway?

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#14 - 2013-06-07 14:01:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Morwen Lagann
"Clothing optional" does not mean bathing suits are not required.

And good luck with the new addition to your services, Lady Galena. My apologies for having to cancel at the last minute a month or so ago - Nation decided to pay our area a little visit, and priorities needed to be adjusted as a result. I'm sure you understand.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#15 - 2013-06-07 14:06:51 UTC
Visiting nudist beaches makes you a pervert?

Wow, mister. We have like totally different ideas of what being perverted means.

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#16 - 2013-06-07 14:14:27 UTC
Admiring the human body, male or female, does not make one a pervert Sorjat.

As to the original post, I am intrigued by the concept and would be interested in attending.

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Sorjat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-06-07 14:48:52 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Sorjat wrote:


Well your Gallente... strike 1.
You hang out on a beach and watch corpse clones float in... strike 2.
Your beach is 'clothing optional'... strike 3.

Your perv status is confirmed!


1) We're not all perverts, **** off.
2) There's no floating corpses, I dunno what kinda beaches you go to.
3) No, it isn't Check the thread. It says it isn't a nudist beach.

Who the hell are you anyway?


I was at your beach Anslo... I saw a "swimmer" go out and a corpse float back in. It was quite disturbing actually. I think you are actually a front for a Gallentean organized crime syndicate that resells used implants! Shame on you!

As for the 'clothing is NOT optional' policy... well... you should be a little more pro-active and make it clearer. It's a pretty big beach and I can assure that not everyone is following that policy. Get off the beach chair and walk around some time!

Pervert.

Insanity is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshipped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man.

-- PKD
Anslo
Scope Works
#18 - 2013-06-07 14:52:07 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
I was at your beach Anslo... I saw a "swimmer" go out and a corpse float back in. It was quite disturbing actually. I think you are actually a front for a Gallentean organized crime syndicate that resells used implants! Shame on you!


...are you stoned?

Quote:
As for the 'clothing is NOT optional' policy... well... you should be a little more pro-active and make it clearer. It's a pretty big beach and I can assure that not everyone is following that policy. Get off the beach chair and walk around some time!
Pervert.


I do. If people wanna go to the jungle or a hidden grotto or whatever, it's there business, not mine. If they aren't hurting anyone or making a bunch of people feel uncomfortable, why should I interfere? If you don't like it, don't come. Simple.

For the sake of civility, I will end this conversation and wish Ms. Galena good luck on her new place and will await answers to my questions directed at her.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#19 - 2013-06-07 15:26:15 UTC
Interesting route this post has taken. We request guests dress in clothing, what ever they find to be most comfortable. Also, I direct your attention to my own tattoo, Anslo, in answer to your question.
Laria Raven
The Scope
#20 - 2013-06-07 15:35:26 UTC
It's a very nice house with a high level of decorum. And there's always the possibility that I might drop in and say "hello".

Decorously.

Fallen from grace. And as night comes, may flights of Angels visit your sleep... shoot your ships and steal all of your stuff.
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