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The wild speculation thread - this year's Christmas 'surprise'

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Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#21 - 2011-11-06 02:05:00 UTC
BRING BACK SNOWBALL LAUNCHERS!!!!

'cause when I joined the game they had all melted. And it was sad. All those puddles in the corp hangar, taunting me with a childpodhood memory i never got to have. Please CCP, let us play in the snow again....

CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary
Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#22 - 2011-11-06 02:12:02 UTC
WTB: CCP Guard bobbleheads.

MAKE IT SO CCP!!!

Stuff Goes here
Xenuria
#23 - 2011-11-06 02:18:04 UTC
I have some Ideas...

FemBulge or even better Futanari
A statue of Me in the nude
A Marcabian Issue Gran-Autismo Flagship with 88.8% Base Resist Armor and Shield.
Garlic Knots!
An Attractive Butch Lesbian servant girl

Who knows.. It might even be a working insurance system that takes modules and rigs into account.

CSM 12 Candidate
Dessau
The Scope
#24 - 2011-11-06 02:27:42 UTC
Incarna Rainbow Clown Wig + 5 Run BPC Clown Horn Module
Jenshae Chiroptera
#25 - 2011-11-06 02:31:04 UTC
A "cloak" that makes you look like an asteroid. Then you can sit in a belt and when a miner tries to mine you, they aggress, so you can shoot them. Twisted

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Mirima Thurander
#26 - 2011-11-06 02:38:03 UTC
there shutting down the eve severs from lack of funding and having a fire sale on all the goodies at CCP HQ

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
Luis Graca
#27 - 2011-11-06 02:38:41 UTC
a NPC titan in all trade hubs making random DD on pilots that pass by
Jenshae Chiroptera
#28 - 2011-11-06 02:42:06 UTC
Mirima Thurander wrote:
there shutting down ...

They are shutting down ...
or
They're shutting down ...

Just letting you know. (I used to use " its " and " it's " incorrectly).

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
EI Digin
irc.zulusquad.org
#29 - 2011-11-06 02:53:14 UTC
A decent internet spaceship game to play.
Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#30 - 2011-11-06 02:55:43 UTC
Bubble launcher + 10 bubble charges


Firing a bubble will place a bubble on the grid for 10 seconds.
Serene Repose
#31 - 2011-11-06 03:59:58 UTC
Behold! The iterative passageway. How long will someone go down the same passageway until its realized...it's the same passageway - guaranteed to get drunks into an infinite loop.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
ASadOldGit
Doomheim
#32 - 2011-11-06 04:11:00 UTC
A button to close the door to the hangar bay - it must be terribly chilly out there.
Also, I would like some privacy for those... special moments with my female toon.Big smile

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Covert Kitty
SRS Industries
#33 - 2011-11-06 04:15:26 UTC
CCP: Surprise! We fixed all the 3+ year old bugs in EvE!

Yeah... I don't believe in Santa either
Ikarus Gaul
S I G M A
#34 - 2011-11-06 04:16:36 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Behold! The iterative passageway. How long will someone go down the same passageway until its realized...it's the same passageway - guaranteed to get drunks into an infinite loop.


Or a maze game through the door ... the prize for which is something in the creamy centre, and being able to beam back into your CQ. Maybe combine this with the nex-item idea: a Santa hat at the centre of the maze.
Shalia Ripper
#35 - 2011-11-06 04:24:28 UTC
Stripper poles in CQ.

You have to supply your own stripper.

Sig blah blah blah blah
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#36 - 2011-11-06 04:35:14 UTC
Space Herpes!

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Selinate
#37 - 2011-11-06 04:37:05 UTC
Soldarius wrote:
Space Herpes!


Space Herpes?
Lairne Tekitsu
DadTZ
#38 - 2011-11-06 05:08:09 UTC
I personally am hoping to get a free red-and-green dreadnought that uses holly as fuel and shoots harmless firecrackers.
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#39 - 2011-11-06 05:12:07 UTC
That crow model.

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.
Dr Sodius
#40 - 2011-11-06 05:18:22 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
A "cloak" that makes you look like an asteroid. Then you can sit in a belt and when a miner tries to mine you, they aggress, so you can shoot them. Twisted


this tbh Shocked