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When Burger King comes down to Latinamerica this happens ...
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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#1 - 2013-05-31 22:00:04 UTC
WUT?

no! no no no! What?

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#2 - 2013-05-31 22:07:55 UTC
It is seriously wrong and idiotic. I guess it's a way to fatten up while mowing the lawn and other things.

Or are we so lazy we can't even be bothered to hold food anymore ?

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Alara IonStorm
#3 - 2013-05-31 22:09:57 UTC
First thing that popped into my mind is this.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2013-05-31 22:24:06 UTC
And they always said it was going to be America who was going to be the first to strap on feedbags....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-05-31 22:27:30 UTC
I must have one Shocked

Will it hold a Big Mac? Pirate

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#6 - 2013-05-31 22:57:35 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
And they always said it was going to be America who was going to be the first to strap on feedbags....


It is still America, it's just not Amuricafuckyeah.

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Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#7 - 2013-05-31 22:59:34 UTC
One step closer to Wall-E becoming a reality...
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#8 - 2013-05-31 23:06:47 UTC
I, too, have always dreamed of devouring my whopper like a paraplegic playing a harmonica.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#9 - 2013-05-31 23:31:53 UTC
Kijo Rikki wrote:
I, too, have always dreamed of devouring my whopper like a paraplegic playing a harmonica.



^^ This

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Pepper Solette
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-06-01 02:16:59 UTC
Ability to Fap - check

Ability to play EvE - check

Have a tasty lunch at the same time......... win?

Mind you, I'm pretty sure you need multitasking to V to achieve this.

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Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-06-01 03:24:13 UTC
Pity that it will only help for the first few bites before the remaining burger is out of reach. If you still eat in, then the part of the burger in the holder will be the final challenge.


They need to add some system to automatically move the burger closer as you eat it.
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#12 - 2013-06-01 03:26:39 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I must have one Shocked

Will it hold a Big Mac? Pirate


Considering the size of the "big" mac I'd say it holds like... five of them.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#13 - 2013-06-01 03:27:32 UTC
Truely a great engineering challenge.

Will South America rise to the US challenge?

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-06-01 04:23:12 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Truely a great engineering challenge.

Will South America rise to the US challenge?


The man from Del Monte, he say Yes!

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#15 - 2013-06-01 08:07:12 UTC
Hesod Adee wrote:
Pity that it will only help for the first few bites before the remaining burger is out of reach. If you still eat in, then the part of the burger in the holder will be the final challenge.


They need to add some system to automatically move the burger closer as you eat it.



Sounds like a design challenge. I'll jump in inventor and make a motorized version that slowly shoves the food in your face as you eat, and as the bar goes up it will slowly open up the cup that holds the burger so you can get your face in there. If that works I'll get a As Seen On TV commercial showing people who struggle to use the current version and offer the viewers a deal where they get not one, but 2 at the low price of 19.99.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#16 - 2013-06-01 12:32:57 UTC
I guess 'murikah is using L-A as a test bed for new ideas... but this one is stupid, poorly conceived and awfully implemented.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#17 - 2013-06-01 19:13:11 UTC
See, the solution is easy... Burger + Shotguns.

Good for fries, too.

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Tukee
Emperor Scythes
The Initiative.
#18 - 2013-06-03 10:42:43 UTC
Amateurs
The burger should be treated with finesse at 44sec.

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Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#19 - 2013-06-03 19:23:26 UTC
Mmmmm whoopers. Burger King and McDonald's should unite and make the big whooper.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#20 - 2013-06-03 20:05:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Bruger feeder: check. Drink helmet : check. Fries feeder: still facing design difficulties.
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