Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Dog Fort currently reside in nullsec Fade and Pure Blind as a member of Fatal Ascension, one of the major alliances in the north. Being a member of -FA-, as a corporation and as an alliance we are focused on less serious, relaxed environment where real life always come first. We try not to take ourselves seriously, and as such we eschew "elite pvp" in favor of being terrible and having fun while doing it.

Dog Fort is primarily a Not Safe For Work environment, so if you are easily offended you probably won't fit in well. We will make fun of you if you're terrible, and you probably will be terrible (we sure as hell are).

What We Are Looking For

Experienced PvP Pilots - On the corp and alliance level we have a number of good FCs and actively run pvp operations both at the coalition and corp level. Whether you're looking for small gang or massive bloc warfare, you'll find it here. You don't have to be great, you just have to be willing to give it a solid 80% effort.

New Players - We are now beginning to actively recruit a very small number of newer non-trial players. Whether you have been in game for 2 weeks or 2 months, we're happy to take a small number of newer pilots under our wing and help you learn the ropes of Eve and nullsec. Today's Puppy Fort is tomorrow's Dog Fort!

What We Offer

Good space to make ISK during downtimes from PvP
PvP and FC training
JF logistics to and from high sec
Free use of pvp frigates, dessies and stealth bombers for all members
Corp Feed The Beast, Minecraft, and Farming Simulator 2013 servers...because Eve is a terrible game and Minecraft is better.

Specific Requirements
We don't have specific skillpoint requirements, however we do require that you can fly or are very close to being able to fly at least one of the following shiptypes:
Loki
Armor HAC
T2 Logistics Ship
Triage Carrier
Dreadnought
A Tier VII or better tank of the EU World of Tanks Server (ability to differentiate between friend and foe strictly optional)

If you can't fly one of the above but think you're *special* enough to join, give me a convo in game. Worst that happens is I laugh at you.

All applicants are required to submit full accountwide APIs for every account they own, and must keep these APIs active for the duration of their time within the corporation.

If you are interested in joining, please either join our public channel, The Dog Fort, or contact me via Evemail.

Hold my earrings! IM GONNA GET ME SOME RECRUITS!

YAY FOR A NEW ALLIANCE!
"Cant spell FABULOUS WITH OUT -FA-"

so...once upon a time there were 2 mice caught in a bucket, a dog noticed those mice and ate both of them. The dog was happy and his reign of terror knew no bounds as he pillaged the world for more mice to feast upon.

**spoiler**
We are that dog and you can be too.

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!


P.S. Only a few of us have fleas.

Never go full Lokk Jaw.

**Brought to you by Dog Fart**

High from the mountains came a dog from the clan Krall. He ate all the cats he wanted. Once he even pee'd on the shoes of a bear. The End.

Barkbark. Growl bark yip bark wolfwolf. yip yip snarl growl lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick. growl snarl. bark bark.

WOLFWOLF.
That is all.

Why, when he was a young dogfort ...

When I was a young dogfort!

Very nice

Thanks

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

And oh, the shame - He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name - What's in a name?
And I got downhearted - How did ya feel?
Everytime that I... Dogfarted.