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How to Caldari
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Cyrus Alabel
Azure Wrath
#1 - 2013-05-28 04:39:20 UTC
How to Caldari:

1) form gang

2) talk **** in Nenn local

3) flee when fight presents itself

4) op success

Come on guys. You can do better than that.
Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#2 - 2013-05-28 04:44:00 UTC
We could


but


:effort:

Twisted

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#3 - 2013-05-28 04:44:17 UTC
Cyrus Alabel wrote:
How to Caldari:

1) form gang

2) talk **** in Nenn local

3) flee when fight presents itself

4) op success

Come on guys. You can do better than that.



What ????

That is far too complicated.
I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version:

1) Talk **** in Nenn Local



Big smile

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#4 - 2013-05-28 04:45:57 UTC
Taoist Dragon wrote:
We could


but


:effort:

Twisted



How did you beat me to this???

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#5 - 2013-05-28 04:48:56 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Taoist Dragon wrote:
We could


but


:effort:

Twisted



How did you beat me to this???



Cos I"m a ninja!!


Hai ya!!!

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
Morgan Torry
Arma Purgatorium
#6 - 2013-05-28 05:04:22 UTC
The last four times I was in Nenn we did these steps up until the [FIGHT PRESENTS ITSELF]. Yeah, never had that problem. Even when sitting in a medium in an all-frig gang of just 6 bros. We even discussed if you guys formed up a dessy fleet we'd still fight it because we were bored. Well we went somewhere else in our boredom and jumped on a TFI kill some pirates were getting.

KM whoring when a fleet can't be formed up over 40 minutes.

Arma Purgatorium - What is Podded May Never Die
JAKE INMF
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-05-28 05:13:00 UTC
We brought 50 people against theyre 10 why the hell arnt they fighting us?!!??!?!.... must be the plexes. Ill write a letter to CCP about this, and cry in the fourms! stupid game Oops #butthurt
Sean Parisi
Blackrise Vanguard
#8 - 2013-05-28 05:13:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Sean Parisi
Say that too the burning wrecks on the Akidagi Nenn gate broskie.
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
#9 - 2013-05-28 05:18:42 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:


What ????

That is far too complicated.
I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version:

1) Talk **** in Nenn Local


Big smile


lol.
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#10 - 2013-05-28 06:41:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Deen Wispa
OP sounds mad that he didn't kill any frigate noobs today.

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Templis CALSF
#11 - 2013-05-28 06:55:11 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Cyrus Alabel wrote:
How to Caldari:

1) form gang

2) talk **** in Nenn local

3) flee when fight presents itself

4) op success

Come on guys. You can do better than that.



What ????

That is far too complicated.
I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version:

1) Talk **** in Nenn Local



Big smile



1) Spam .jpg and gifs into nenn local
Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#12 - 2013-05-28 08:24:17 UTC
old good faction warfare. nothing has really changed.
Shadow Adanza
Gold Crest Salvage
#13 - 2013-05-28 12:59:35 UTC
Sean Parisi wrote:
Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.

Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Stalking Mantis
Tr0pa de elite.
Fraternity.
#14 - 2013-05-28 13:17:50 UTC
1-Ask for access to intel channels

2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do

3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed

4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?

5-Can I bring my drake?

6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage

7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet)

8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL

9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called

10-Report war targets that are in Jita

11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel

12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon

I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari....Big smile

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Fleet WarpSujarento
FleetCorp Sujarento
#15 - 2013-05-28 13:36:05 UTC
Stalking Mantis wrote:


4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?



Yes. It's clear.
Darvaleth Sigma
Imperial Security Hegemony
#16 - 2013-05-28 14:16:36 UTC
The above poster made me think of something:

5 - Lower sec status with the regular recurrence of Gall spais in fleet.

Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.

Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life!
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
#17 - 2013-05-28 15:02:16 UTC
Stalking Mantis wrote:
1-Ask for access to intel channels

2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do

3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed

4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?

5-Can I bring my drake?

6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage

7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet)

8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL

9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called

10-Report war targets that are in Jita

11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel

12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon

I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari....Big smile


To be honest almost all of these are true for Gallente as well.
"FC what do you need"
"armor cruisers and logi"
"roger" <----- shows up in caracal.

And don´t even get me started on the people who insist on living in perma-camped fdu station in Villore...
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#18 - 2013-05-28 15:04:56 UTC  |  Edited by: X Gallentius
Sean Parisi wrote:
Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.

Beat me to it. I was going to lead an op to camp the Villore Heyd gate this week.
Princess Nexxala
Zero Syndicate
#19 - 2013-05-28 15:24:00 UTC
How to Caldari;

1. Derp into chatgris
2. Repeat

nom nom
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#20 - 2013-05-28 15:30:57 UTC
Stalking Mantis wrote:
1-Ask for access to intel channels

2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do

3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed

4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?

5-Can I bring my drake?

6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage

7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet)

8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL

9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called

10-Report war targets that are in Jita

11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel

12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon

I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari....Big smile

A post of beauty. Much of it applies universally with just changing some of the system names. Can we be friends?Oops

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

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