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What you can expect from Sniggwaffe:
We are a PvP training corp, and the recruitment corp for Sniggerdly. There's no passive aggression here. You screw up you will be told about it in no uncertain terms. This is how you get better. The reason most people are as bad as they are is because, either no-one tells them, or they refuse to accept it. That doesn’t fly here in either way.
We couldn’t care less how awesome you think you are because, when you get in here, you start at zero. In fact, from our eyes, the only thing different between most carebears and so-called "elite PvPers" is the fact that the carebears we recruit at least know how bad they are. So yeah, we will take people from all sorts of different backgrounds, tear them down to nothing, and build them up to something that may one day be worth Sniggs interest. Don't expect to get into Snigg, not everyone does, and a lot get trolled out or get their caps awoxed because they are terrible. There are only a handful of people in EvE that can get in directly, and most of them are already there. This is the only way for anyone else.

That said you WILL get better at PvP if you run with us. If you are willing to STFU and learn this will probably be the best time you have ever had in EvE, and if you have a good attitude you will find we are an awesome group of guys. Our pilots don't sit around all day writing whiney posts about how EvE is dying. This is because we are having an incredibly fun time killing it.

We do it all, belt piracy, gate camping, ransoming, sentry tanking, sniping, fleet ops, and small gangs, both in 0.0 and empire. Expect regular roams of all varieties, including Nano, frigate and TI derproams, Bomber support, Black ops drops, and blockading hostile home systems. Do all this and more with excellent logistics (buy ships in Jita on an alt, delivery next day in home system).

---0% ship reimbursement policy. You lose something it's on you. Moreover if you lose something in a dumb way and it is poorly fit you will get made fun of and also not get reimbursed.

This is NOT AN ALT CORP. I will not be accepting known alts from any major corporations in EVE. If you happen to have an alt char who keeps a low profile somewhere and just makes a little isk on the side that is fine, but if we find out that you are actively PvP'ing or involved in politics with your other character then you will be promptly removed from Snigg/Sniggwaffe.


What we will expect from you:
Seriously zero attitude. If you were actually as good at PvP as you think you are someone in PL would already have boosh-vouched you into their corp. You are coming to waffles because you are terrible and you want to get better. Flat out that's the only attitude you get to have.
Previous PvP experience is a plus, but like I said it's not mandatory because most of you PvPers are absolutely terrible and that experience is just as often a detriment as it is a benefit.

-100% commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp.
-Skin. 90% of you body mass should be skin. If you get butthurt easily go join EveUni.
-Fat wallet. We are not a ratting corp. We don't do weekend PvP. We do full time PvP and you will lose ships and you will be expected to replace them. You will need to have a steady source of income and a lot of it.
-Scamming is not allowed in sniggwaffe, scamming with an out of corp alt that can be linked back to sniggwaffe is not allowed
-Stealing from the corp or other members is not allowed

Requirements:
*Minimum of 5 million skill points
*Must be able to fly a stealth bomber with a bomb launcher.
*Must be able to jump clone when requested.
*Working microphone
*Mumble installed
*Active on IRC client and available to listen for ‘pings’ to log in for fleets
*Willing to actually play EVE and play it with other Waffles
*Willingness to go -10 sec status.
*Willingness to undock and PvP and to learn while doing so
*T1 cruiser and frigate skills are required, any further TII ship skills (especially bombers) are a major plus

Join us in our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and read the MОTD for more informаtіon on how to join

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waffles are good dudes, would fly with again o7

Waffles are a great crew and the sort of people you'd want to play EVE with. I've personally had my own PvP knowledge broadened by fighting with and flying with members of Sniggwaffe.

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Waffles are currently running a contest for best new FC over a 2 month period, a Mach, 2 PLEX and a Faction hull are the prizes. Winners will be announced at the end of this month.

If you'd joined Waffles already you could have won!

Waffles took part in the mass brawl for 1-SMEB last night, one of the best fights that 0.0 has seen in a while. Come join the fun.

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Never not join Waffles

i shot a ship once

he died.

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