Intergalactic Summit

In Amarr space, unlike the socially progressive Federation, there are strict laws and customs regarding clothing style, which has been problematic for Gallente people in the past. Traditional Amarr fashion has been very staid and conservative, unlike the bright colours and dramatic styling of such Gallentean fashion houses as the Coriault Couture Collective.

Austere!

The Quafe Corporation, having a substantial presence in the Amarr Empire, as in other places, in order to bring Quafe, with its cool, refreshing taste to all people of New Eden, has run into problems in the past with the Amarr religious authorities, regarding the attire worn by the public relations staff of Quafe Corporation, often referred to as Quafe Girls. The religious police consider the Quafe Girls outfits to be "too revealing", a statement many in the Federation would find hard to comprehend, as Quafe Girls have long been known for dressing in a family friendly way, in order to promote the cool, refreshing taste of Quafe to a wider audience.

Stylish!

In recent years, a popular rumour that has surfaced, is that in the Amarr Empire, the Quafe Girls are actually humaniform drones, which, by virtue of being drones, are allowed to wear more revealing clothing, since by definition, they are not "exposing flesh".

Loophole!

This rumour has recently been denied by Quafe Corporation representative Aladotte Aubinnie, a move which has been met with shock by many Amarr citizens.

"They're real people?" said one middle aged Amarr lady, "But they're wearing next to nothing!"
"Down with this sort of thing" said a leafleteering blonde Amarr woman.
"Are you sure? They seem to have such artificial smiles" said one young Amarr man.
"When I thought they were Robots, I said 'Let my People Go', but if they are Human People, I do not Know what to Think", said another Amarr woman.

Controversial!

Theology Council agents are said to be considering their course of action, possibly Quafe Corporation will be ordered to dress their employees in more staid fashions. It is unknown what effect this will have on Quafe sales at this time.

As a spokesperson for Quafe, I wish to announce to everyone reading this story that is a complete falsehood. A fabrication. A lie. Quafe will not tolerate this sort of libel from anyone, not even capsuleers. We do not dress any of our employees in a degrading manner as Miss Raker has implied, not our male nor our female employees. Nor do we have "humanoid drones" acting as our employees. We at Quafe prefer quality over quantity, and human employees are by far of the highest quality. These unverified rumors are damaging to our reputation.

Further libel will result in the Quafe Corporation taking legal action.

It saddens mean to learn that Quaff discriminates against humanoid drones. When drones aren't attempting to slaughter all organic life, I am sure they are wonderful people... things... Well, whatever, I'm sure they're wonderful.

No, that would be your empress. An apparently psychotic old twaddle.

I think you need to look up the definition of twaddle. I knew the education system in the Republic was lacking in comparison to others but I thought as a graduate Capsuleer you'd of received one of a higher standard. But, apparently not.

All jokes aside, I have always advocated lifting anti-AI research laws & moving drone evolution forward. As I see it, humaniform robots hold the potential to allow us to ultimately do away with slave labor almost entirely (criminals would still get the shaft) without wrecking the fabric of our society. Everyone is happy.

Honestly the idea that Quafe would employ drones is insulting to actual Quafe Girls, it's an incredibly competitive field and there are no shortage of applicants.

Do you really think drones would make the cut? There must be like millions of girls at home right now crying because they failed to make the shortlist yet again.

Tut! They are real. Or as real as a clone modeled after my original body can be, anyway. Just talk to my daddy, he knows, he would be very cross with me if I did something like what you're suggesting to my body.

You poor thing, you seem frazzled. I think I have something for you; Quafe also produce performance-enhancing drinks! Quafe wants you to be at the top of your game, so why settle for a beverage that isn't at the top of it's own?

You're not that bright if you've done so much work with Quafe but still managed to buy into the Starsi propaganda. ♥