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Goon / CFC Hunter Seeks Sponsorship for Tear Extraction
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Rastlor
Torpedo Industries
#1 - 2013-05-13 17:35:31 UTC
Dear Space friends,

I'm a player with a insatiable blood lust for killing Goon's and their pets within the CFC. I roam around in their ratting systems (god they love to rat) often solo bringing them as swift a death as possible from my bomb's and overloaded torps.

Some escape sure, some kill me, however many more die in fire as can be seen from my killboard: http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=611374.

Highlights edited include:
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17701056 Golem 2b
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17698290 Tengu 1.1b
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16786330 Machariel 1.4b
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16744428 Vindicator 1.8b
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16731704 Vindicator 3b
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16579712 Tengu 1.5b
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16879056 Carrier 2.5b (with friends one of several carriers that month)

However due the somewhat squishy nature of bombers (and the abundance of Sabre pilots - it's always Sabres) I do seem to get through purifiers at a reasonable rate. This is where you my potential sponsors come in.

If you would like to buy me a Purifier hull (fitted or unfitted) / send Isk then please feel free to do so, rest assured it will be put to good use and eventually die (hopefully not without having extracted tears).

This I feel is a much better use of funds than simply assigning a bounty as it's targeted at their line members (from 1 day old little bee's to Goon FC alts) doing what they need to do to make Isk - ratting.

Should I be inundated with sponsorship (unlikely I guess, but you never know) then I'll happily share donations with my fellow Goon slaying brothers - you know who you are.

All sponsors will gain access to a private chat channel where any and all Killmails will be linked and any tears (is there anything in game sweeter that Goon tears?) shared. I can even offer a "This kill was sponsored by X Pilot or Y Corp" in local.

Will I carry on killing Goon's and CFC Pets without sponsorship? Yes most certainly we all derive our fun in New Eden in our own ways! Your sponsorship will mean I can do so more often, potentially with other like minded players.

Fly reckless 0/

Rastlor
Rastlor
Torpedo Industries
#2 - 2013-05-13 17:36:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Rastlor
Reserved for future highlights...

http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17771657 Golem 1.6b on Gate VFK
Wibla
Tactical Narcotics Team
#3 - 2013-05-13 17:57:02 UTC
I think I have some purifiers in jita...

Never stop owning idiots in anoms :)
Victor Dathar
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#4 - 2013-05-13 17:57:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Victor Dathar
I agree that shooting Goon ratters is the best thing in the game and since I cannot do it due to the whole me being a Goon thing I will gladly subscribe to this product and/or service.

VVVVVV Or specific people in the CFC?

^^^ lol that post is so bad you should get back 2 GBS m8 o7

@grr_goons : Wisdom, Insight, GBS Posts
Zhade Lezte
#5 - 2013-05-13 17:58:58 UTC
Do you take requests for specific CFC entities?
Rastlor
Torpedo Industries
#6 - 2013-05-13 18:05:43 UTC
Zhade Lezte wrote:
Do you take requests for specific CFC entities?


A individual player will be difficult, Corps and Alliances though is doable (they tend to only rat within their own backyard / allocated space). I do try not to discriminate too much if they are in CFC and ratting, on a gate or bridge they are considered fair game.

If you would like a specific Corp or Alliance targeted - I'll be happy to take requests.
Space Wookie
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-05-13 18:05:54 UTC
I represent all of Goon, and I sponsor you.
Victor Dathar
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#8 - 2013-05-13 18:09:07 UTC
Space Wookie wrote:
I represent all of Goon, and I sponsor you.




You are not Cerebral Wolf :frogout:

^^^ lol that post is so bad you should get back 2 GBS m8 o7

@grr_goons : Wisdom, Insight, GBS Posts
Hendrick Tallardar
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-05-13 18:28:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Hendrick Tallardar
Can I send you a sinister message to send to all your "marks"? Something with a cat on it with a frowning face.
Manny Moons
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-05-13 23:40:51 UTC
Posting here because I thought the thread needed at least one response from a non-Goon.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#11 - 2013-05-13 23:47:03 UTC

I'm confused. Why would anyone want to kill a goon? They represent the most evolved players in the game. Everyone should set their goal to one day be a goon. I don't see why everyone isn't knocking down the doors at the recruitment office.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Huttan Funaila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-05-14 00:52:25 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
I'm confused. Why would anyone want to kill a goon?

1. Goons fly ships.
2. Ships must explode.
2.71828 Genuine Terminal Radioactivity Purifiers™ have the most pure radioactive purifiers that purification can provide. The better to purify bodily fluids and eliminate fluoride from pod goo. Because fluoride drains our precious bodily fluids.
JAF Anders
Adenosine Inhibition
The Chicken Coop
#13 - 2013-05-14 02:06:19 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

I'm confused. Why would anyone want to kill a goon? They represent the most evolved players in the game. Everyone should set their goal to one day be a goon. I don't see why everyone isn't knocking down the doors at the recruitment office.


It's because they're pinching their iskies for the vetting and in-processing expenditures.

The pursuit of excellence and stabbed plexing alts.
Scooter McCabe
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2013-05-14 10:20:26 UTC
Doesn't this belong in Wants and Trades as you are offering a service in exchange for Isk? Actually who would want to hire a guy that didn't know where his post properly belongs?
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#15 - 2013-05-14 10:46:52 UTC
Send me a bomber and I'll double it...... Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Roxxo I'doCocaine
Doomheim
#16 - 2013-05-14 13:19:35 UTC
Scooter McCabe wrote:
Doesn't this belong in Wants and Trades as you are offering a service in exchange for Isk? Actually who would want to hire a guy that didn't know where his post properly belongs?


1. Wants and Trades? Don't you mean Want Ads and Trades? Actually who would want to listen to nitpicking from someone who doesn't even know the names of the forums he's whining about.

2. Mercs offer service in exchange for isk. Merc ads belong in C&P or is this your first time in the forums? His service is a bit "mercish". Asking for ISK to kill and all that.

3. GOON TEARS! \o/ Looks like he is successful in his goal before he even undocks. +1 to this OP!
Velicitia
XS Tech
#17 - 2013-05-14 13:31:15 UTC
Huttan Funaila wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
I'm confused. Why would anyone want to kill a goon?

1. Goons fly ships.
2. Ships must explode.
2.71828 Genuine Terminal Radioactivity Purifiers™ have the most pure radioactive purifiers that purification can provide. The better to purify bodily fluids and eliminate fluoride from pod goo. Because fluoride drains our precious bodily fluids.


nice Dr. Strangelove reference there. Cool

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Raptors Mole
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-05-14 16:56:49 UTC
How on earth did you manage that Tengu kill? He should have shredded you!
Rastlor
Torpedo Industries
#19 - 2013-05-14 17:15:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Rastlor
Raptors Mole wrote:
How on earth did you manage that Tengu kill? He should have shredded you!


Shooting Rage / Fury at a bomber is not a good idea Cool
Rez Valintine
The Virus Vault
#20 - 2013-05-15 03:17:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Rez Valintine
See you Space Cowboy ..
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