These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Zen and the art of suicide ganking
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Anyura
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-05-13 13:24:35 UTC
Greetings, oh wise senseis of piracy and wretchedness. I have travelled far to reach you here, from the forgotten corners of Gallente space, through the eternally clogged jump gates of Jita to Minmatar space where the wild Fenrir roams free. I have sought you out because I am vexed and in need of wisdom.

The cause of my vexation is a blight that seems to be growing unchecked, causing distress to amateur explorers such as myself.

I speak of the High Sec T3 Explorer.

The T3 is a versatile and powerful ship, capable of running unmolested in low and null sec. Yet I find so many living in High Sec, claiming low level sites that should go to more deserving people. And this is where you ladies and gentlemen come in.

I seek a teacher. One that can show me the fine and noble path of suicide ganking those T3 pilots that so woefully misuse their ships. A teacher that can show me how to strike, when to strike and the ships and methods involved. With your aid, I would seek to restore balance and return low level sites to low level players. =)
Jantunen the Infernal
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-05-13 15:19:11 UTC
press f 1

hth
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-05-13 16:31:13 UTC
Forsooth, I suggest thoust choose the mighty tornado or talos as yonder space steed.
Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#4 - 2013-05-13 16:52:09 UTC
Mounteth thine Talos and venture forth into yonder exploration sites of Outer Space with three or four bold companions. Once you have sighted the beast, commendeth thee thine soul to Amarr Jesus and charge boldly into battle, ye wizards of mayhem. If is the will of Amarr Jesus you shall destroy the cursed foe.

www.everevolutionaryfront.blogspot.com

Vote Sabriz Adoudel and Tora Bushido for CSMX. Keep the Evil in EVE!
John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#5 - 2013-05-13 16:56:26 UTC
Hi! Hit me up ingame and we'll scheme up a solution to your problem.

Between Ignorance and Wisdom
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#6 - 2013-05-13 18:11:01 UTC
Haedonism Bot wrote:
Mounteth thine Talos and venture forth into yonder exploration sites of Outer Space with three or four bold companions. Once you have sighted the beast, commendeth thee thine soul to Amarr Jesus and charge boldly into battle, ye wizards of mayhem. If is the will of Amarr Jesus you shall destroy the cursed foe.


Methinks ye Roth mislead thine proto-pirate with ye suggestion of such tom-foolery.

Thy best approach....wait for the wayward explorer to jump systems. Many will spew forth probs, a mere scant kilometers from the gate. Their attention diverted to the probing map, strike quickly before yon hardeners are active. This appriach worketh best upon active tanking souls.