Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Evil. inc is a tight-knit group of experienced null pilots looking to get the most out of Eve's sandbox experience. After learning the ropes out in null, I had a thirst for less politics and more engaging pvp. I wanted to reap more from the war system, see more of the galaxy itself, and make new friends and enemies.

Evil has facilitated those desires, and we are now a freelance Merc corp actively seeking new customers, new targets, but, most importantly, new recruits.

Whether you are under 10,000,000 SP and still getting the hang of certain aspects of Eve, or someone with years of contiguous gameplay who has just grown tired of the isk-treadmill of running missions, or the largely blob-or-die politically driven pvp of sov null, Evil.inc has a spot for you.

So if you have pvp or specific mercenary experience, you are more than welcome to hop onboard and share that experience with the rest of us while we skip about the stars and blow **** up. If you are lacking in that experience, even as a high SP player, and looking to make a change, then your unique set of goals only adds to the richness of our collective experience of watching things go boom and making isk in the process.

That being said, you need:

• TeamSpeak and mic so we can hear the noises coming out of your face
• To be in the US TZ, typically later than earlier
• To speak English, though we also accept Pig Latin and regular Latin. None of us speak the latter because it's a dead language but it would sound pretty ******* cool and stuff.
• To be flexible. We will be in a constant state of war. We're mercenaries. People will, at most times, want to shoot you in the neck-face.
• To be willing to learn and share what you know and not be a **** in either process.
• To really enjoy blowing **** up.

If all of that sounds sexy enough, then shoot us an application. We do require a FULL API with that application so please keep that in mind so we can swiftly make sure you are not some piece of ****.

If all of that sounds sexy but isn't up to your sufficient level of sexiness for applying to a corp, join our public in-game channel Dijin and just start blabbing incoherently until I or one of our other members is around to acknowledge your presence and talk to you about some type of nonsense regarding virtual space things.

Happy May Day! And yes, we are still recruiting!

Yeah.... I plan on joinin' soon...

Nubs beware!

WHY HAVEN'T YOU JOINED OUR PUBLIC CHANNEL DIJIN OR EVE-MAILED SANAI NOBUSERI? WHY?!?! WHAT, DID YOU GO TO SEE IRON MAN 3 OR SOMETHING? DID YOU? BECAUSE IT WAS DELIGHTFUL.

Yeah we're still recruiting.

Happy Mother's Day if you're here in the US! You might not be a mother but you all have mothers! And you're American so you probably at least in some way enjoy the over-corporatization of well-meaning holidays!

Anyway, **** you if you haven't joined up in public channel Dijin or hit up Sanai Nobuseri!

Seriously we've got like 34,000 wars going on right now and contracts are rolling and we're blowing things up and we want your sexy faces.

HEY.

Guess who's still recruiting?

Lots of corporations!

A finite set of which Evil .inc is still a member!

Join public chat Dijin in game or hit up Sanai Nobuseri. I mean, you can contact whoever you want honestly. Seriously. Eve Mail Psychotic Monk if you want. Hit up Chribba. It literally doesn't matter.

But if you want to avoid middlemen and actually talk to somebody who knows what the **** you're talking about and can admit you in the corp, Dijin channel and Sanai are much more effective.

We've got some big jobs coming up bitches! Make some isk and watch things blow up with us!

What a -jolly- group to be a part of! I joined up today, and let me tell ya', these guys get crap done (sometimes literally) and they don't act like they've got lemon juice all over their assholes when you talk to them in teamspeak. Truly seem like a great group to guff around with in the off-time, and as Layne says, 'Blow **** up.'

Oh hey, first post. Cheers.

~~Recommended by Xeanos~~

Alright folks, here's the deal:

It's an exciting-ass time in Eve right now, especially if you are into pvp. But, truth be told, you may encounter and/or fall into several camps when looking for/being in a pew-pew corporation.

You may have obligations or otherwise be aligned with one of the current warring factions. Frankly, that sucks, because politics suck. I'm for diplomacy as much as the next guy, but sometimes, especially in a game like this, you just want to blow. ****. up.

Less common in the game of Eve, but still very much present, is the set of corporations who are simply not willing to deploy to the area because they are reluctant. Whether leadership is scared or they have carebear-ish tendencies--

**** that.

Evil .inc is welcoming all new recruits to join us in the clusterfuck that is ensuing and will continue to be ensuing for the foreseeable future. We are here to blow **** up and, folks, there is a lot of **** to be blown up.

Come help us increase that entropy.

Join public chat channel Dijin or contact Sanai Nobuseri directly.

-Laynesies

The dude above me is so excited about the fact that Evil .inc (And our newly formed alliance, Evil.) is still recruiting that he posted in the wrong thread!

Crazysauce!

Public channel Dijin.

Hit up Sanai Nobuseri.

Do it.

Do it.

Just wanted everyone to know that we are still looking for people because why the **** would we just stop looking for people? This isn't Seal Team Six or some **** it's a game come have fun with us.

Just be sure that when you join, you call Eagle Niam a ********** (a c--ks---er) at least five times in your first day. It's a rite of passage, and nobody likes him anyway.