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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Rek Seven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1101 - 2011-11-02 16:42:18 UTC
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1102 - 2011-11-02 20:49:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Valerie Tessel
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
QwaarJet
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1103 - 2011-11-02 20:53:59 UTC
Why do you have sunglasses on in bed?
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1104 - 2011-11-02 21:01:33 UTC
QwaarJet wrote:
Why do you have sunglasses on in bed?

You know that's a mirror and not just other people that look exactly like us hanging from the ceiling, right?

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#1105 - 2011-11-02 21:21:23 UTC
Thank you for letting me milk your udders last night - they yielded much joy.

Black Man with Goggles
Bunny Sweetcheeks
Boundless Hypocrisy
#1106 - 2011-11-02 21:38:24 UTC
That was the dog you were milking....... Might want to lose the goggles next time.
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1107 - 2011-11-02 23:03:01 UTC
Are you wearing my shirt? Let's take them off and check the tags.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1108 - 2011-11-02 23:04:44 UTC
I need to insulate few holes in my ships hull so had to borrow some silicone from you - Sorry about your left boobie.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#1109 - 2011-11-02 23:05:37 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
edit: GAH! You're not Ila!

*gnaws off arm*

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Meldrich
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1110 - 2011-11-03 01:41:06 UTC
I would like to make you a proposal sir; I am always on the lookout for new bouncers.
Acac Sunflyier
The Ascended Academy
#1111 - 2011-11-03 06:36:19 UTC
Meldrich wrote:
I would like to make you a proposal sir; I am always on the lookout for new bouncers.


You make me want to sleep with women.
Girtalis Malice
Order of the Otaku
#1112 - 2011-11-03 08:43:46 UTC
This is the condom i said i was wearing
Naburi NasNaburi
Doomheim
#1113 - 2011-11-03 11:08:34 UTC
Girtalis Malice wrote:
This is the condom i said i was wearing


You look like you need a strong coffee
Stone Cold Assassin
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1114 - 2011-11-03 13:13:09 UTC
Pirate Yarrr, baby, yeah...
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1115 - 2011-11-03 13:37:20 UTC
No, baby, go...
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1116 - 2011-11-03 13:55:15 UTC
Thank god at least this time she is hot...

Bounties for all! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2279821#post2279821
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1117 - 2011-11-03 14:01:28 UTC
Speechless, i am speechless. Laughing so hard totally took my breath away. Lol

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Zagam
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1118 - 2011-11-03 14:07:39 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Speechless, i am speechless. Laughing so hard totally took my breath away. Lol

You seem innocent, but I honestly did not know the human body could do that... nor did I know it would feel so good. How would you like your eggs?
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#1119 - 2011-11-03 14:38:34 UTC
After last night I am not surprised you are smiling.

Concord Approved Trader
Takamori Maruyama
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1120 - 2011-11-03 14:45:44 UTC
Welp.

Loud and clear...