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Auction: Barrage S and Barrage L BPOs
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Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-04-26 23:09:41 UTC
The other day I was moving some tourists to Kiainti as a favor for a friend of mine who works for Lai Dai. You know, tourists can be a real pain sometimes, especially when they come aboard expecting the first class treatment you get on those Federation Yachts and all, but hey, Lady, it's just a Badger II. What do you expect?

It could be worse, I guess. I mean I'm glad they aren't miners. Those guys creep me out. All they do is stare at you the entire trip. Weird.

Anyway, between the minor emergencies with the tourists and the boring 15km autopilot ride to the gates I was thinking about my last failed auction.

I suddenly had an idea. Hey, Dad would know what to do. My dad is really cool. You would like him. Anyway, to make a long story short he said I should try again and just knock down the price. "Let the bidders run it up. If it's valuable ride it out, if not you're free of a loser."

Ok, we'll try again.

1. Barrage S BPO ME 10 PE 13

2. Barrage L BPO ME 5 PE 3

Start Bid = Reserve = Minimum Bid = 15 Billion Isk each
Minimum Bid Increment = 250 million Isk

Auction End Date: Sunday April 5 at 19:00 Eve Time (1 week and 2 days from now approximately)

Sniper Rule Timer = 10 minutes

Buyout offers posted here are invalid and without effect. If you wish to offer a buyout just view the in-game contract and click accept. The inventory/wallet system will instantly alert you to the status of your buyout offer.
Good luck to you. Bid early, bid often, bid HIGH.
Nimrod
Trident Engineering
#2 - 2013-04-27 03:56:45 UTC
I'll start you off, 30bil for both together.
Death ToU
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-04-27 19:26:21 UTC
Barrage S - 16B
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-04-27 22:50:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Kid Dangerous
Right when I got my first blueprint I was surprised to hear my friends commenting about how much whiter and stronger my teeth looked. Yes, T2 blueprints do many things for you that you may not know or understand. Why do you think the smart money loves them so much?

For purposes of my auction, if anyone bids a single number with no explanation about allocating between the 2 prints like that blind, bald guy in post #2 we'll just assume they want to split their bid equally. We won't exclude them entirely from the auction because they might really be handicapped and not just lazy.

Thanks.
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-04-28 21:59:02 UTC
One thing I didn't mention is that the Barrage L blueprint was once owned by Peoke. Back when SMASH Alliance held parts of Geminate he found it on the floor of a hangar somewhere and couldn't use it. He sold it to me at a fair price. Now, it's available to you. I'm sure many of you will be even more eager to bid for it now that you know who originally owned it.

As for the Barrage S, it doesn't have any famous past owners. Just me and my dad before me.

Thanks. Some more bidders would be nice. These 2 gentlemen look like they could use some company.
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-04-29 21:31:05 UTC

A word of advice: When you buy these prints and start up your production you might be tempted to bite off a bit and taste one of the projectile shells since they are kind of soft (much softer than the hard outer casings). Don't. They taste terrible.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#7 - 2013-04-29 21:38:15 UTC
32b for both

 ♥ 
Lufkin
Ice Craft
#8 - 2013-04-29 21:55:20 UTC
20 bill for the Barrage L
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-04-30 20:53:34 UTC
When you buy my blueprints you have to promise not to sell the ammo to any criminals or pirates or such. 'Cause those are bad people, and their money is blood money.
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-05-01 21:09:47 UTC

A few friends have asked why I'm selling my blueprints. It's pretty simple really. Two years ago Fatal's nephew and I started dating. Since then I've been trying to convince him and the rest to convert their weapons to autocannons. You know, for more power and different types of damage.

Well, after two years of trying I'm convinced the Guristas will never change to AC's. If you have heard the rumors that they were changing and you're here to speculate on those rumors I have to tell you: It ain't gonna happen. Fatal just won't budge. Mother suggested that I quit the whole thing and make a clean break since both the business proposition and the romance were going nowhere.

You may wonder why I posted above about no criminals or pirates? Well, Guristas may be outlaws, but they are in fact perfect gentlemen. Not a murderer or creep among them. Fatal won't abide that kind of crap in his legion, but, unfortunately, he isn't going to switch them to autocannons in the near future either.

I really can't stand the Angels. The Republic Fleet guys are kinda cool, but I'm taking mother's advice and here we are.

Currently, the high bidders are:

Barrage L - Lufkin 20 billion
Barrage S - Death ToU 16 billion

The reserve has been met the BPOs WILL sell on Sunday unless someone accepts the buyout with the online contract. Please be aware the ingame contract expires BEFORE the end of the auction. I don't intend to renew that contract. Better accept it now to avoid the rush.
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-05-02 22:04:26 UTC
My friend, Helen, wrote this song. It's really cool. Here is a verse. What do you think?


Well, I never been to heaven
But I've been to Hentogaira
Oh, they tell me I was cloned there
But I really don't remember

In Hentogaira
Not Jakanerva
What does it matter?
What does it matter?

Do you like it? It just gets in your head and you can't get it out of your mind. Wow. Kind of like a thousand barrage shells going off all around you, right?
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-05-03 18:57:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Kid Dangerous
Buh-RAHJ

I been thinking about leaving Caldari Provisions. I miss my friends at Lai Dai.

2 days left.
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-05-04 19:28:59 UTC
The commonly-used nickname for Caldari Provisions is "Cal Pro". It sounds very much like that company that makes the canned meat for slaver hounds doesn't it? I supposed that's why people don't buy their products, and the company is going broke. They need to hire some smarter marketing people.

1 day remaining on my auction. The in-system public contract expired unaccepted. I guess the blueprints will sell here.

Good luck, and as a member of Caldari Provisions I recommend you stay away from their products. When companies are having financial difficulties they "do things."
Kid Dangerous
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-05-05 15:47:32 UTC
You don't really need all that cash littering the floor of your hangars. Just put it to work on a nice Barrage blueprint. It can be yours. TODAY!!

Auction ends today in just a little while.
stavi shaushu
the f zazzmatazz corp
#15 - 2013-05-05 17:14:24 UTC
Barrage S 16.25
Gerhard Wunderlich
Evola Deliveries
#16 - 2013-05-05 17:41:55 UTC
Barrage S, 17b
Nimrod
Trident Engineering
#17 - 2013-05-05 18:58:57 UTC
Barrage S - 17.25bil
Gerhard Wunderlich
Evola Deliveries
#18 - 2013-05-05 19:03:22 UTC
barrage S 17.5
Nimrod
Trident Engineering
#19 - 2013-05-05 19:05:05 UTC
Barrage S - 18bil
Gerhard Wunderlich
Evola Deliveries
#20 - 2013-05-05 19:06:51 UTC
barrage S 18.5
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