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Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation Mk. III
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Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#61 - 2013-04-29 14:03:07 UTC
Wish granted:

You are given a pill that will stop your headache in short order. Right before you die, you realize that it was cyanide. At least the headache will stop.

I wish that my sock didn't have a hole in the toe.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#62 - 2013-04-29 15:33:02 UTC
Done! Your sock begins to constrict, closing off the hole. Regretfully, your foot was still in the sock and has been crushed to uselessness. You now have a serious limp.

I wish I had attended fanfest.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#63 - 2013-04-29 15:46:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
You attend fanfest but a volcano explodes on Iceland and your stuck on that rock with a bunch of crazed eve players for a few weeks while the ash clears.

I wish for a good lunch.


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-k8

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#64 - 2013-04-29 15:58:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Random McNally
Granted...

You sit down to a catered meal with many courses. Fancy dressed waitrons pour wine and bring platters of you favorite dishes. By the time it's all prepared, lunch time is over and you are forced to go back to work with your only lunch being a "lost forum post" sandwich.

I wish I didn't need to wish for anything.

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Kiana Firn
Doomheim
#65 - 2013-04-29 16:20:02 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Granted...

You sit down to a catered meal with many courses. Fancy dressed waitrons pour wine and bring platters of you favorite dishes. By the time it's all prepared, lunch time is over and you are forced to go back to work with your only lunch being a "lost forum post" sandwich.

I wish I didn't need to wish for anything.


Granted. You have everything you could ever wish for. You realize that it doesn't make you happy and life with no further aspirations is terribly dull. You give everything away to charity and join a cult.

I wish for magical wish granting cat.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#66 - 2013-04-29 19:37:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
You get your magical wish-granting cat. Unfortunately, being a cat, it only grants its own wishes, and doesn't care at all about yours. And what it wishes is to be between you and your monitor, walking back and forth, stepping on your keyboard, head-butting your mouse hand, swishing its hairy tail across your mouth, and otherwise stubbornly demanding attention. Meanwhile making you lose shiny ships.

I wish I had could go scuba diving in Sulawesi, Indonesia.
Melek D'Ivri
Illuminated Overwatch Group
#67 - 2013-04-30 19:52:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Melek D'Ivri
Someone wrote:
I wish I had could go scuba diving in Sulawesi, Indonesia.


You are scuba diving in Indonesia! Unfortunaley an unexpected mega sun spot dried up the entire ocean as you dove overboard and you're buried 3 feet into the sand.

I wish I lived some place colder.
Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#68 - 2013-04-30 23:59:02 UTC
Granted, you are now under the Atlantic Ocean. With cement shoes

I wish I had better blood circulation

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Sab Sab Five
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2013-05-03 22:59:08 UTC
Granted! Sadly, this causes massive stigmata, and you are bothered by crazy catholics and protestants alike for years.

I wish i had 6 clones that would help me out in life.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#70 - 2013-05-03 23:04:05 UTC
Sab Sab Five wrote:
Granted! Sadly, this causes massive stigmata, and you are bothered by crazy catholics and protestants alike for years.

I wish i had 6 clones that would help me out in life.

Granted. None of your friends and family can tell which is the real you, all clones are from their perspective real, and all genuinly believe it. You are killed in ensuing struggle along with all of your clones.

I wish I had a pony.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#71 - 2013-05-03 23:06:15 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Sab Sab Five wrote:
Granted! Sadly, this causes massive stigmata, and you are bothered by crazy catholics and protestants alike for years.

I wish i had 6 clones that would help me out in life.

Granted. None of your friends and family can tell which is the real you, all clones are from their perspective real, and all genuinly believe it. You are killed in ensuing struggle along with all of your clones.

I wish I had a pony.



I already granted someone a pony. You get nothing.


I wish for a lump of coal.

-k8

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Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#72 - 2013-05-03 23:42:44 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Kirjava wrote:
Sab Sab Five wrote:
Granted! Sadly, this causes massive stigmata, and you are bothered by crazy catholics and protestants alike for years.

I wish i had 6 clones that would help me out in life.

Granted. None of your friends and family can tell which is the real you, all clones are from their perspective real, and all genuinly believe it. You are killed in ensuing struggle along with all of your clones.

I wish I had a pony.



I already granted someone a pony. You get nothing.


I wish for a lump of coal.



Granted. Said lump of coal becomers so dense it creates a rift in time and space, unleashing angry hordes of raptors in every major city. GG.

I wish the sun would go nova and burn all the idiots.

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Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#73 - 2013-05-04 03:01:06 UTC
Bendonni Narri wrote:
I wish the sun would go nova and burn all the idiots.

Your wish is granted. You don't believe it, however, so you are the only one who doesn't leave Earth for greener pastures, thus proving both your idiocy and sealing your fate at the same time.

I wish Dust 514 was available for PC.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#74 - 2013-05-04 03:03:01 UTC
Lina Alar wrote:


I wish Dust 514 was available for PC.

Granted, thankfully is available on the new Sony PC, the PS4.

I wish to be King of all Londonium.

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Romvex
TURN LEFT
#75 - 2013-05-04 09:46:04 UTC
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Melek D'Ivri
Illuminated Overwatch Group
#76 - 2013-05-05 21:38:18 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Lina Alar wrote:


I wish Dust 514 was available for PC.

Granted, thankfully is available on the new Sony PC, the PS4.

I wish to be King of all Londonium.


You are king of Londonium! Because no one knows where this is or the strength of your army (or lack thereof) they don't take you seriously and put you in a padded cell.

I wish Evoland would go on sale and be on Amazon.
Mauisspawn
Revolutions Of Onboard Kinetics
#77 - 2013-05-05 21:42:36 UTC
Melek D'Ivri wrote:


You are king of Londonium! Because no one knows where this is or the strength of your army (or lack thereof) they don't take you seriously and put you in a padded cell.

I wish Evoland would go on sale and be on Amazon.


Granted but it costs so much that you might as well sell your first born to get it.

I wish I could just get the parts to build my computer together a bit faster.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#78 - 2013-05-06 00:46:22 UTC
Mauisspawn wrote:
Melek D'Ivri wrote:


You are king of Londonium! Because no one knows where this is or the strength of your army (or lack thereof) they don't take you seriously and put you in a padded cell.

I wish Evoland would go on sale and be on Amazon.


Granted but it costs so much that you might as well sell your first born to get it.

I wish I could just get the parts to build my computer together a bit faster.

Your wish is granted, the computer parts come together at 5% the speed of light causing a massive kinetic transfer in the vicinity of your computer. The resulting fireball and dust storm result in a new ice age and the extinction of most life on Earth.

I wish CFC and TEST had gone to war.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#79 - 2013-05-06 08:31:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Cynter DeVries wrote:


I wish CFC and TEST had gone to war.


Granted.

CFC and TEST engage in an apocalyptic war.
When it becomes apparent that nobody can win and the only winning move is not to play to evade mutually assured destruction, both agree that they will respect their borders forever now and unite into a new mega-coalition: "Beware Of Border-disputes" (BOB).

I wish for custom paintjobs for ships in EVE.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#80 - 2013-05-06 13:01:01 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
I wish for custom paintjobs for ships in EVE.



CCP releases custom paint jobs but they look like this

I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today.

-k8

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