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Breaking news - fake mutton
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1 - 2013-05-03 19:21:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
China arrests over rat, mink, fox sold as mutton

OOPE-- always first to bring you your fake meat news (I scooped Krixtal on this one LOL)
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2013-05-03 19:31:28 UTC
Of all the things to fake they go with mutton...
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#3 - 2013-05-03 19:35:15 UTC
When asked why they substituted the meat the only response they got was 'I don't know mutton'

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#4 - 2013-05-03 19:39:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
When asked why they substituted the meat the only response they got was 'I don't know mutton'

::groan:: Smile
That's rat, you're talking to the wrong guy about this.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-05-03 19:41:15 UTC
Substituted meat in Chinese food is not news.

Just eat your General Tso's "Chicken" and be happy they at least took the collar off.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#6 - 2013-05-03 19:50:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Alara IonStorm
#7 - 2013-05-03 20:06:14 UTC
Great.

Now I have a craving to try fox and rat and neither is sold in Canadian supermarkets.
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-05-03 20:08:24 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Great.

Now I have a craving to try fox and rat and neither is sold in Canadian supermarkets.


Thats called an opportunity isn't it ?

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

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Alara IonStorm
#9 - 2013-05-03 20:13:21 UTC
Something Random wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Great.

Now I have a craving to try fox and rat and neither is sold in Canadian supermarkets.

Thats called an opportunity isn't it ?

Maybe but other Canadians might have a problem eating rats...

I know, I will label it as chicken in the beginning until everyone loves it. That way they won't be angry.

It's foolproof.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#10 - 2013-05-03 20:16:12 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Something Random wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Great.

Now I have a craving to try fox and rat and neither is sold in Canadian supermarkets.

Thats called an opportunity isn't it ?

Maybe but other Canadians might have a problem eating rats...

I know, I will label it as chicken in the beginning until everyone loves it. That way they won't be angry.

It's foolproof.

Meanwhile on the Equestrian farms of the Uk....

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#11 - 2013-05-03 20:24:43 UTC
While it is reported that over 900 of these villainous rats have been arrested, it is believed that many more are considered to be on the lamb.

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#12 - 2013-05-03 20:41:23 UTC
I said I wanted my mutton pink on the inside. Pink!

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#13 - 2013-05-03 20:49:29 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
I said I wanted my mutton pink on the inside. Pink!

Narf!

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#14 - 2013-05-03 20:58:55 UTC
No, I wasn't mispronouncing "faux" when I said fox mutton.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#15 - 2013-05-03 21:16:34 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
fox mutton.


Oh hey thanks.

Hi I'm Fox Mutton from the FBI, I'm here to investigate a meat conspiracy.

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#16 - 2013-05-03 21:54:41 UTC
mike's on a roll today. having too much fun with this, i think Big smile
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#17 - 2013-05-03 21:57:37 UTC
Fox has been the hardest so far. I was trying to think of what to do with it, only mutton was coming to mind.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#18 - 2013-05-03 22:05:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
The Iron Punster contestants appear to be having difficulty working the crucial mink ingredient into their dishes.

Edit: Derp. Scroll up Khergit. Oops
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#19 - 2013-05-04 15:43:03 UTC
This is exactly why I am slowly going kosher everyday ...

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Commissar Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-05-04 15:51:40 UTC
Fox is actually quite nice, can't say for the other parts though!

I wonder how many people will be outraged that they ate something that isn't bred for produce.

My face is still stinging from when someone slapped me when I told them I'd eaten dog and cat before lol.

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