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Guard Rail needed in stations!

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Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#21 - 2013-05-01 19:57:07 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
FFS. Learn to floor.

That being said, it always takes one person to ruin the fun for everyone. Mcdonalds hot coffee was ruined by someone who DIDNT find scalding liquid being poured into your lap as exciting as I did, and why does it tell you 'do not eat' on the back of Preperation H? I can only image the call into the help line where someone downed 4 tubes of the stuff before realizing that their hemmhroids werent any better and decided to call prompting that little jewel on the carton and tube.

Now that you forgot to floor, we will get big ugly handrails, bright yellow warning signs and yellow flashy lights, and we will all have to strap up when we come within 20ft of the edge.


The question is, will we get pandas to help us into our seats?

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Calathorn Virpio
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-05-01 20:00:44 UTC
Rhivre wrote:
Halp CCP...

Docking my lovely DST today, it appears I missed the ladder on the way out, and have discovered that your stations have some very weird gravity effects.

I must have tripped on the edge of my pod door, as I have spent the last 10 minutes very slowly falling through the station floor.

It all started going wrong about here: HALP!

And it just got worse from then on...I have been waiting for a thud, however, it seems the stations are bottomless, and I am now concerned I may end up falling into some terrible space/time distortion and ending up in the middle of a blob in null in my pod....

Waiting for a bump

EEEEP!

Admiring the pipework

HALP!

The end is nigh!

GD, you are my last hope...if this doesnt end well, you cant have my stuff, cos I think it fell with me....alternatively, if the universe is actually collapsing...then contract me your stuff when we get to the other side!




LMAO

i have had this happen to me several times, by far one of the funniest glitches in game


+1 for making an amusing thread about it

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Calathorn Virpio
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-05-01 20:03:02 UTC
CCP Guard wrote:
Cypherous wrote:
Came expecting CCP Guard joke

Shocked


Me too.



there is one now though

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=317b0us&s=5Lol

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Verlaine Glariant
The Kudur Cult
#24 - 2013-05-01 20:03:21 UTC
Sentient Blade wrote:
425mm Guardrail

... I'll get my coat.

/thread

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Stegas Tyrano
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-05-01 20:08:55 UTC
Sentient Blade wrote:
425mm Guardrail

... I'll get my coat.


Put that on a T-Shirt and I'll buy it :D

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Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#26 - 2013-05-01 20:31:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Vincent Athena
Once I found myself waist deep in the floor. Tried to take one step and got that freefall bug.

Handrails will not be sufficient. We need stronger floors.

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Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#27 - 2013-05-01 20:34:16 UTC
Vincent Athena wrote:
Once I found myself wait deep in the floor. Tried to take one step and got that freefall bug.

Handrails will not be sufficient. We need stronger floors.


Is this due to the increasing weight of pod pilots?

We have been living sedentary lifestyles in goo now for 10 years, that has to have some effect.

Quite frankly, I am worried about our longevity. We should start podding each other more often to maintain our youthful complexions and physique before middle age spread sets in.

In my case, it is far too late, freightering is bad for your waistline, all those hours, nothing but donuts and Quafe to keep you company

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#28 - 2013-05-01 20:52:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Absolute epic would be to fall entirely out of the station.


7 years ago in WoW I found a patch of land being developed still (did some coast-hugging to get there) and there was no floor - fell through the world but some altitude-triggered death occurred and that was that.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Calathorn Virpio
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-05-01 20:53:13 UTC
Rhivre wrote:
Vincent Athena wrote:
Once I found myself wait deep in the floor. Tried to take one step and got that freefall bug.

Handrails will not be sufficient. We need stronger floors.


Is this due to the increasing weight of pod pilots?

We have been living sedentary lifestyles in goo now for 10 years, that has to have some effect.

Quite frankly, I am worried about our longevity. We should start podding each other more often to maintain our youthful complexions and physique before middle age spread sets in.

In my case, it is far too late, freightering is bad for your waistline, all those hours, nothing but donuts and Quafe to keep you company



LOL

+1

BRING BACK THE JUKEBOX

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Calathorn Virpio
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-05-01 20:53:36 UTC
Verlaine Glariant wrote:
Sentient Blade wrote:
425mm Guardrail

... I'll get my coat.

/thread




it should be a new meme

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