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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7821 - 2013-04-23 05:49:27 UTC
~Likes it when its 'deeds, not words'~

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7822 - 2013-04-23 21:02:48 UTC
Arkady Vachon wrote:
~Likes it when its 'deeds, not words'~

*enters the quarters, reads the sign on the headboard: "Your deeds of valor will be remembered!"*
- Oh, this must be a trap. I shall upgrade it to booby trap!
*Hides under the covers*
Twisted
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7823 - 2013-04-24 05:06:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Arkady Vachon
Tanthalassa wrote:
Arkady Vachon wrote:
~Likes it when its 'deeds, not words'~

*enters the quarters, reads the sign on the headboard: "Your deeds of valor will be remembered!"*
- Oh, this must be a trap. I shall upgrade it to booby trap!
*Hides under the covers*
Twisted


eh? booby traps?!

*hides under covers with Tanthalassa Twisted

i'd bring the flashlight, but, blind already, can't see it.

besides, there are words of wisdom that say: when in bed with a fetching woman: do not offer to make shadow puppets for her.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7824 - 2013-04-25 17:13:35 UTC
Arkady Vachon wrote:
besides, there are words of wisdom that say: when in bed with a fetching woman: do not offer to make shadow puppets for her.
But I love shadow puppets!
Besides, men that are "crafty" with their hands are such a turn on. Blink
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7825 - 2013-04-25 17:26:51 UTC
I would say nothing.

I would just grin hugely. Big smile

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#7826 - 2013-04-25 17:33:08 UTC
Hey baby, you drunk me under the table last night I think.... *notices who it is*

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Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#7827 - 2013-04-26 12:12:49 UTC
*looks at Kirjava*

god dammit...

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7828 - 2013-04-26 13:00:01 UTC
Yeah yeah, I know you really want me to wear the My Little Pony outfit. You can sulk the entire day but I am not doing it.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#7829 - 2013-04-26 13:02:55 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Yeah yeah, I know you really want me to wear the My Little Pony outfit. You can sulk the entire day but I am not doing it.

But I got you the best one Cry

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7830 - 2013-04-26 13:34:55 UTC
But you know I hate MLP. and what's wrong with the kitty outfit?

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#7831 - 2013-04-26 13:37:43 UTC
Sorry, i had it laundered after our last go 'round.

This time, lets play Hello Kitty Dominatrix.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#7832 - 2013-04-26 13:38:34 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
But you know I hate MLP. and what's wrong with the kitty outfit?



Dear god, not another Minmatar.

-k8

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7833 - 2013-04-26 13:41:15 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
But you know I hate MLP. and what's wrong with the kitty outfit?



Dear god, not another Minmatar.


Don't worry. This time you will be the slave. Just ask Randon :D

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#7834 - 2013-04-26 13:43:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Random McNally
I think Miz, we should BOTH play Master to Kate's slave.

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Space music http://minddivided.com

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#7835 - 2013-04-26 13:57:33 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
I think Miz, we should BOTH play Master to Kate's slave.



You can both spread butter all over me, that's what they do to me in my Corp.

-k8

My Fanclub
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#7836 - 2013-04-26 14:17:14 UTC
Butter? BUTTER??

I hate to say it but we're not IN your corp.

We do things a bit differently in Matari space......Twisted

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Aerethir El-Kharisti
#7837 - 2013-04-28 05:10:28 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Butter? BUTTER??

I hate to say it but we're not IN your corp.

We do things a bit differently in Matari space......Twisted


You're staring again at me as if you could pin me down with your stare. Would be so much easier to simply use handcuffs :P

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#7838 - 2013-04-28 06:32:24 UTC
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just smother you to death in your sleep.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7839 - 2013-04-28 09:56:22 UTC
*Ties a rope around Anyanka's neck*

Lead me to mordor!

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Aerethir El-Kharisti
#7840 - 2013-04-28 14:25:50 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
*Ties a rope around Anyanka's neck*

Lead me to mordor!


Uhh, lady, terribly sorry, but you have a tumor on your one eye...

With great power comes great electricity bill.