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If you could write a new skill book for Eve what would it be?

Author
Octoven
Stellar Production
#121 - 2013-04-21 08:39:35 UTC
Id like to see the skill book Polaris added to the market seeds Twisted
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#122 - 2013-04-21 10:32:02 UTC
Zenos Ebeth wrote:
Level 1 : you can now only go forward because most ship only have thrusters at the back.Ships like the moa or the exequror spin out of control du to unbalanced thruster position. Also you can't lose speed as you are in a vaccum and have no retro thrusters.

Commenting onto another stealth "remodel Moa" post.
StrongSmartSexy
Phenix Revolution
#123 - 2013-04-21 13:41:12 UTC  |  Edited by: StrongSmartSexy
Barrel Stabilising
Decreases the Signature Resolution of all turrets by 5% per level.

Drone Barrel Stabilising
Decreases the Signature Resolution of all drone turrets by 5% per level.

Warhead focusing
Decreases Missile Damage Reduction Factor by 5% per level.

Physics 101
Adds 20% of your ship's velocity to launch speed of missiles per level.
Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#124 - 2013-04-21 13:44:59 UTC
Mental preparedness (x6)
Reduces the cooldown on jump clones by 3 hours per level.

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stoicfaux
#125 - 2013-04-21 14:27:39 UTC
Party Favors Manufacturing- Allows for the creation of fireworks, snowballs, etc..

Prereqs:
Thermodynamics V
Thermic Shield Compensation V
High Energy Physics V
Doomsday Operation V

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Dring Dingle
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#126 - 2013-04-21 15:08:26 UTC
Ship Security x4

- Allows you to lock and anchor/make stationary (cant bump) a ship in space per level to a max of 5 ships.
- Penalty resists to 0 can't have anything in cargo.
Tasha Saisima
Doomheim
#127 - 2013-04-21 15:15:47 UTC
Forums DoomsDay

Being able to doomsday people off this forum forver
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#128 - 2013-04-21 15:18:57 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:
Forum Warrioring (x3): 5% reduction in ban duration per level.
Elite Forum Warrioring (x5): Reduces ban severity by one level per level (minimum 14 day suspension)
Manifesto Posting (x8): 10% bonus to character limit per level.


I like this idea a lot. But you should add:

Like-whoring (x5): increases your total forum likes by 5% per level

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#129 - 2013-04-21 15:23:14 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Karl Hobb wrote:
Forum Warrioring (x3): 5% reduction in ban duration per level.
Elite Forum Warrioring (x5): Reduces ban severity by one level per level (minimum 14 day suspension)
Manifesto Posting (x8): 10% bonus to character limit per level.


I like this idea a lot. But you should add:

Like-whoring (x5): increases your total forum likes by 5% per level

I just "liked" your post.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.

Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#130 - 2013-04-21 15:26:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
Door Opening.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#131 - 2013-04-21 15:26:36 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Karl Hobb wrote:
Forum Warrioring (x3): 5% reduction in ban duration per level.
Elite Forum Warrioring (x5): Reduces ban severity by one level per level (minimum 14 day suspension)
Manifesto Posting (x8): 10% bonus to character limit per level.


I like this idea a lot. But you should add:

Like-whoring (x5): increases your total forum likes by 5% per level

I just "liked" your post.


I like your like and returned the favour, thank you very much, kind sir.
Big smile

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#132 - 2013-04-21 16:27:47 UTC
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Mental preparedness (x6)
Reduces the cooldown on jump clones by 3 hours per level.



You miss high sec already?

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#133 - 2013-04-21 17:05:23 UTC
"Forum trolling idiots": x12 of course

After lvl5 -60D training with op skills/implants!!- Concord delivers you a cup with tities so you can drink forum tears with pleasure, the title of "Master Troll" is delivered by FEEDX (expect to never get it, it will be lost for you but not for everyone), and you become imune to ISD's trolling.

Cool

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#134 - 2013-04-21 19:56:36 UTC
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Mental preparedness (x6)...

For a moment I though this was about reducing the time being mad after ship loss by 50% per level.
Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#135 - 2013-04-21 20:06:00 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Mental preparedness (x6)
Reduces the cooldown on jump clones by 3 hours per level.



You miss high sec already?


I'm staying here from Monday -> Friday because I don't want my training to be completely **** for an entire week. Also, I can at least get some skill books etc.

.... . .-.. .--. / .. / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .-.. .-.. . -. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / --. . - / ..- .--. / ... - --- .--. - .... .. ... / ... .. --. -. .- - ..- .-. . / .. -.. . .- / .. ... / -. --- - / ... - --- .-.. . -. / ... - --- .--.

0wl
Bread and Circuses
#136 - 2013-04-21 22:46:34 UTC
10% Range increase per level to Capsule Micro Jump Drive distance.
stoicfaux
#137 - 2013-04-21 23:26:03 UTC
ISD Moderator skill. Instead of the normal I-V range, it only has a skill level of zero.


/apologies

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Krakhen
Praetors of Orpheus
#138 - 2013-04-22 00:11:24 UTC
*insert system* Burning

Each level adds 10% of tears of the burnt. But I digress.
Zestril
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#139 - 2013-04-22 00:26:21 UTC
Positronic Gaydar Inversion.

20% reversal of an individuals perceived sexual orientation per level.

lvl V = total androgyny
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#140 - 2013-04-23 03:28:48 UTC
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Mental preparedness (x6)
Reduces the cooldown on jump clones by 3 hours per level.



You miss high sec already?


I'm staying here from Monday -> Friday because I don't want my training to be completely **** for an entire week. Also, I can at least get some skill books etc.


I think you miss mining Big smile

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.