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Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#1 - 2013-04-19 19:11:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonasan Mikio
*Insert witty smack talk that makes enemies blood boil.. or whatever*

http://caldaridefense.com/?p=183
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#2 - 2013-04-19 19:29:31 UTC
Urpiken Constellation is part of the Caldari Wildlife Preserve.

CCP chatgris is on vacation, so nobody has been able to renew their hunting licenses.

... and I would like to announce that the CEO of the FDU Corbolia Palmezine has agreed to set up two Caldari Wildlife Preserves. No FDU pilots are allowed to kill Caldari vessels in the Urpiken and Ieyema Constellations without a license. This license can be purchased from CCP chatgris ...
YoYoMommy
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3 - 2013-04-19 19:47:12 UTC
Congratulation on taking back Enaluri. Oh wait...
Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#4 - 2013-04-19 19:53:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonasan Mikio
X Gallentius wrote:
Urpiken Constellation is part of the Caldari Wildlife Preserve.

CCP chatgris is on vacation, so nobody has been able to renew their hunting licenses.

... and I would like to announce that the CEO of the FDU Corbolia Palmezine has agreed to set up two Caldari Wildlife Preserves. No FDU pilots are allowed to kill Caldari vessels in the Urpiken and Ieyema Constellations without a license. This license can be purchased from CCP chatgris ...




*insert over the top comment about CCP helping out gallente and how biased this games devs are... followed by a rage quit, so fierce it can only be overwhelmed by the "can I haz your stuff" responses*

CCP Helping you onion style propaganda is like so 2008.. Surely you haz better master plan then that? I paid good isk for that Master Plan™. You better pay up if you want us to stop taking your systems. We had an agreement! ;)
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
#5 - 2013-04-19 19:57:15 UTC
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
CCP Helping you onion style propaganda is like so 2008..


Hey it was squids that kept on going "CCP devs help Gallente by any means", hence our trolling.

Congratz on taking back 2 systems, good job.
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#6 - 2013-04-19 20:08:01 UTC  |  Edited by: X Gallentius
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
CCP Helping you onion style propaganda is like so 2008.. Surely you haz better master plan then that? I paid good isk for that Master Plan™. You better pay up if you want us to stop taking your systems. We had an agreement! ;)
I could tell you that there is no master plan - that each alliance and corporation does its own thing. We come together for important objectives when by chance the stars align every now end then. But that would be a total lie. The reality is that Juan Rayo controls everything the militia does from his fenced compound in the cocoa producing regions of Colombia.
Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#7 - 2013-04-19 20:19:07 UTC
So I guess I am not as witty as you guys. So I found this

http://allaboutfrogs.org/funstuff/jokes.html


Please just pick the one that you feel most insulted by ok?
JAF Anders
Adenosine Inhibition
The Chicken Coop
#8 - 2013-04-19 20:27:41 UTC
CCP Helping? Is he new?

The pursuit of excellence and stabbed plexing alts.
Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#9 - 2013-04-19 20:31:22 UTC
JAF Anders wrote:
CCP Helping? Is he new?



Naa man we have met before. My corp took two of your pocos..... and when rainbow dash was balls deep in your face, we warped in on your logi and scared you guys off. Was a GF though o7
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#10 - 2013-04-19 20:52:14 UTC
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
*Insert witty smack talk that makes enemies blood boil.. or whatever*

http://caldaridefense.com/?p=183


Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
Ginger Barbarella
#11 - 2013-04-19 21:01:14 UTC
Good job, CCDM & Totally Consensual!! P

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Ginger Barbarella
#12 - 2013-04-19 21:01:47 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
*Insert witty smack talk that makes enemies blood boil.. or whatever*

http://caldaridefense.com/?p=183


Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.


I see what you did there...

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#13 - 2013-04-19 21:10:06 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
*Insert witty smack talk that makes enemies blood boil.. or whatever*

http://caldaridefense.com/?p=183


Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.



Oh baby don't worry, you dont have to be shy girly. We will remember you. Let me know if you still wanna switch sides, you know we will pay you far more then gallente.. umm per "pop" ;), but id understand if you were an "on the fence" kinda girl....
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#14 - 2013-04-19 21:14:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Deen Wispa
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
Deen Wispa wrote:
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
*Insert witty smack talk that makes enemies blood boil.. or whatever*

http://caldaridefense.com/?p=183


Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.



Oh baby don't worry, you dont have to be shy girly. We will remember you. Let me know if you still wanna switch sides, you know we will pay you far more then gallente.. umm per "pop" ;), but id understand if you were an "on the fence" kinda girl....



I don't think you understand how it works;

First, you work on improving your corp Killboard so it looks like this.

Then, you come smack on the forums.

Me and the boys will be out tonight in the Caldari wildflife preserves to Lightem Up. I hope your fleets are as strong as your forum warrioring ;)

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
Jonasan Mikio
Must Remove Snow Flakes
#15 - 2013-04-19 21:17:38 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
Deen Wispa wrote:
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
*Insert witty smack talk that makes enemies blood boil.. or whatever*

http://caldaridefense.com/?p=183


Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.



Oh baby don't worry, you dont have to be shy girly. We will remember you. Let me know if you still wanna switch sides, you know we will pay you far more then gallente.. umm per "pop" ;), but id understand if you were an "on the fence" kinda girl....



I don't think you understand how it works;

First, you work on improving your corp Killboard so it looks like this.

Then, you come smack on the forums.

Me and the boys will be out tonight in the Caldari wildflife preserves to Lightem Up. I hope your fleets are as strong as your forum warrioring ;)



Hopefully, but if not our docking game is even better then our forum warrioring!
Cearain
Plus 10 NV
#16 - 2013-04-19 21:33:05 UTC
What happened?

Make faction war occupancy pvp instead of pve https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=53815&#post53815
JAF Anders
Adenosine Inhibition
The Chicken Coop
#17 - 2013-04-19 21:51:56 UTC
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
JAF Anders wrote:
CCP Helping? Is he new?



Naa man we have met before. My corp took two of your pocos..... and when rainbow dash was balls deep in your face, we warped in on your logi and scared you guys off. Was a GF though o7


CCP Helping is a name. That's the joke.

The pursuit of excellence and stabbed plexing alts.
Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Templis CALSF
#18 - 2013-04-19 22:55:54 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Jonasan Mikio wrote:
*Insert witty smack talk that makes enemies blood boil.. or whatever*

http://caldaridefense.com/?p=183


Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.


When is your next standup DvD coming out? Big smile
Scylus Black
Caldari Black Hand
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#19 - 2013-04-19 23:26:19 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.


Pravda

Scylus Black - CSM XII Candidate

Former Executor Templis CALSF Alliance

Templis CALSF WHQ // YouTube Channel
Scylus Black
Caldari Black Hand
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#20 - 2013-04-19 23:27:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Scylus Black
Deen Wispa wrote:
Me and the boys will be out tonight in the Caldari wildflife preserves to Lightem Up. I hope your fleets are as strong as your forum warrioring ;)


My keyboard kung-fu is better than yours... No can defend.

I'll get the boys together.

Scylus Black - CSM XII Candidate

Former Executor Templis CALSF Alliance

Templis CALSF WHQ // YouTube Channel
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