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I do Believe i have been taken for a fool.
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Stonecrusher Mortlock
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2011-10-31 23:11:43 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Kill the Friends, they are no longer needed

You will have EVE Gamers as video game buddies and the girls corpse for companionship.



your funny
Vandy ColdStone
Doomheim
#22 - 2011-11-01 00:36:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Vandy ColdStone
I don't know if you're a big guy or not. But here's my suggestion. Learn how to break into cars without leaving visible damage. Coat hanger bro. Once you know how, proceed on with the following steps.

1. Go to the gym, and run. Run your little arse off until every bit of clothing on your body is absolutely soaked.

2. Put the clothes in a plastic bag, and close it. Leave them in said bag for 7-10 days.

3. Use the methods you learned about entering a vehicle in this step. Remove clothing from bag. Unzip the cover on the bottom of her car seats. (most vehicles have this.) And stuff the clothing into the seats.

4. Leave with a smile, she will never find that smell if you do it right. Mission accomplished. That's a bonfire story for the rest of your life mate.



=) If you actually did this, I would plex your account for video proof. One month of course. lol
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2011-11-01 04:43:39 UTC
OP, another option i have seen is to...

1) make sure the car is alone for a few hours
2) Get a valve remover for the car tyres
3) Rotate the tyres so the valve is at the top, let all the air out and remove the valves
4) Puncture the top of each tyre with a small drill
5) proceed to inject the tyre with liquid tiling grout.
6) keep filling tyres until they are full of grout.
7) re-attach valves

The grout will dry without air cause it is awesome. Then listen to her complain to you the following week that her car is REALLY heavy on the gas

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Stonecrusher Mortlock
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2011-11-01 05:20:14 UTC
lol
Lady Go Diveher
Doomheim
#25 - 2011-11-01 13:04:02 UTC
Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:
i offered ... doesn't really answer any of my texts ether ... no texts replied to ... So i send her a few texts ..


Sounds like you made the idiot mistake of assuming helping a girl you like always leads to sex. Then when you turned into mr "hey" "hey whatsup" "hey?" "hey, wanna hang?" texting guy, she split.

Don't blame her.
Stonecrusher Mortlock
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2011-11-01 15:48:30 UTC
Lady Go Diveher wrote:
Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:
i offered ... doesn't really answer any of my texts ether ... no texts replied to ... So i send her a few texts ..


Sounds like you made the idiot mistake of assuming helping a girl you like always leads to sex. Then when you turned into mr "hey" "hey whatsup" "hey?" "hey, wanna hang?" texting guy, she split.

Don't blame her.



o but i can


EVERYTHING'S POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF CRAZY!
Astenion
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2011-11-01 16:48:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Astenion
Maybe she was turned off by your texting and inability to use they're and you're instead of there and your.

If a full-grown adult expresses herself like a ten-year-old, I immediately place her in the idiot box.
Barakkus
#28 - 2011-11-01 16:51:02 UTC
Sounds to me like you annoyed the **** out of her with texting her constantly.
Try not to seem so desperate in the future. Most chicks respond well if you don't blow their phones up.

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
Nak hak
#29 - 2011-11-01 18:55:58 UTC
Big smile

"Women are like buses. If you miss one, there will be another one."

It's about freedom.

Best Regards, Nak hak
Stonecrusher Mortlock
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2011-11-01 19:03:17 UTC
so any way, i stop out at the store today to get a hamburger, ended up her going on break and headed to my place and we kicked it for an hour so looks like no need for the power of crazy.





any way...


next time i drink and get to thinking stupid **** i guess i just have to drink more till i don't remember it the next day
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2011-11-01 20:06:05 UTC
Well... alls well that ends well :D

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Stonecrusher Mortlock
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2011-11-01 20:19:29 UTC
back up plans all got to have back ups
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