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Eve themed jokes

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Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-04-13 00:16:06 UTC
raven666wings wrote:
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
raven666wings wrote:
yo mamma so fat when she graduated from EVE Uni they had to take her picture from a ROFLCOPTER


not feelin this one. Sounds like something a 11 year old who just discovered the internet would write.


http://dbug.kicks-ass.net/dbugforums/yabbfiles/Attachments/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you-11.jpeg


Is that how you feel?

Now let's take the next step and point to where the bad man touched you on this teddy bear.
Tank Talbot
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2013-04-13 02:01:00 UTC
Yo momma so fat thaey mistook her sweat for moon goo.

Yo momma so fat they thought she wuz EVE UNI...

Yo momma so fat null sec can tell time from the cosmic vibration of her thundering thighs.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#43 - 2013-04-13 02:14:05 UTC
your mothers so fat when i hit d-scram the reading said "dayyyyyuuum"

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.

Knot'Kul Sun
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2013-04-13 03:17:36 UTC
yo momma so fat a large amarr tower doesnt have enough powergrid to anchor her.

yo momma so stupid her base intelligence is 10 points.

your moms so slutty i only needed anchoring L1 to nail her down.

your mothers so fat shes the reason eve gate collapsed.
Implying Implications
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2013-04-13 03:41:29 UTC
Lady Scarlet is so fat...
Galan Amarias
Kantian Principle
#46 - 2013-04-13 03:53:26 UTC
Sigh,

Yo mamma so desperate, she only flies a Thorax.
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2013-04-13 04:48:19 UTC
Your momma is so fat a titan tried bumping her and ended up in jove space from Y-2ANO

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.

Josef Djugashvilis
#48 - 2013-04-13 06:29:00 UTC
whatever it i,s it will be fixed - Soon.

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