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Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-04-12 18:36:47 UTC
Yo mamma so fat i scanned her down with my ship scanner.

Yo mamma so fat I could dscan her from anywhere in a 100 au diameter system.


Art of Explosions
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2013-04-12 18:40:13 UTC
boot.ini


☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#3 - 2013-04-12 18:46:33 UTC
CCP

Not today spaghetti.
Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-04-12 18:59:49 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
boot.ini



I don't get this one but I want to

Art of Explosions
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-04-12 19:01:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Muad 'dib
Why did the miner haul with a shuttle?






Because a shuttle is 6 times faster than an industrial.

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Yusef Yeasef Yosef
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-04-12 19:05:45 UTC
Stationary objects don't react well to 1400s.
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#7 - 2013-04-12 19:07:20 UTC
butts

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#8 - 2013-04-12 19:10:32 UTC
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
boot.ini



I don't get this one but I want to


No, you don't.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2007/12/eve-online-trinity-borks-windows-deletes-boot-ini/





☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-04-12 19:16:38 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
boot.ini



I don't get this one but I want to


No, you don't.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2007/12/eve-online-trinity-borks-windows-deletes-boot-ini/







That's hilarious I can't see anyone topping that

Art of Explosions
Lord Haur
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#10 - 2013-04-12 19:20:54 UTC
TL;DR: Everything in the Special Edition Assets market group.
Ckra Trald
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-04-12 19:30:35 UTC
eve is dying
eve is growing
MY RAVEN WAS FITTED WITH THE...
Eagle for any use
laser mael

http://www.rusemen.com/ Join Tengoo xd
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#12 - 2013-04-12 19:33:08 UTC
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
boot.ini



I don't get this one but I want to


No, you don't.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2007/12/eve-online-trinity-borks-windows-deletes-boot-ini/







That's hilarious I can't see anyone topping that


Are you sure?

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-04-12 20:15:56 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
boot.ini



I don't get this one but I want to


No, you don't.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2007/12/eve-online-trinity-borks-windows-deletes-boot-ini/







That's hilarious I can't see anyone topping that


Are you sure?


I'm a giant nerd so that article was funnier than the video

Art of Explosions
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog
B.L.U.E L.A.S.E.R.
#14 - 2013-04-12 21:06:01 UTC
I've been playing EVE for just over 4 months now (+- 4,5mil SP). I've been working towards acquiring a Raven for what felt like 2 years. Up until yesterday I've been using a Drake to successfully complete all Level 3 Agent Missions Solo. Eventually, yesterday I was able to purchase a RAVEN for the first time. Everyone new to EVE can imagine how excited I was. I equipped my ship, and immediately set out to find the lowest Level 4 agent (quality -18).

I'm still suffering from shock of what happened to me. This was my first ever death in EVE. I know DEATH IS SUPPOSED TO COME TO US ALL, but I'm still not sure how it all went down. I accepted the mission, warped to the location, and 30 seconds later my pod was floating in space. The total value of my loss was approx. R 190 Mil ISK, and to top it all, I only insured my ship for 50%. What a complete idiot I am.

I had two warp core stabilizers equipped, but was still unable to warp away from the onslaught. Why would this be?

Can someone please tell me if level 4 missions are supposed to be done in a group, or can you actually do them solo?

I now have no decent ship (Ibis), only 54 mil ISK insurance payout, and have to literally start over again. I am so unmotivated.....

I guess I should stop complaining, and get back to fighting pirates again. I suppose I should buy a Drake again, and slowly work my way up to 190 MIL ISK again.

ANYONE OUT THERE WANT TO DONATE A RAVEN?????

EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following:

HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I

MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER

LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I

DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES

UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I

I am not an alt of Chribba.
okst666
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-04-12 21:16:29 UTC
Tsukino Stareine wrote:
Yo mamma so fat i scanned her down with my ship scanner.

Yo mamma so fat I could dscan her from anywhere in a 100 au diameter system.





yo mamma so fat, we use her to close our static.

[X] < Nail here for new monitor
Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
#16 - 2013-04-12 21:19:00 UTC
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog wrote:
I've been playing EVE for just over 4 months now (+- 4,5mil SP). I've been working towards acquiring a Raven for what felt like 2 years. Up until yesterday I've been using a Drake to successfully complete all Level 3 Agent Missions Solo. Eventually, yesterday I was able to purchase a RAVEN for the first time. Everyone new to EVE can imagine how excited I was. I equipped my ship, and immediately set out to find the lowest Level 4 agent (quality -18).

I'm still suffering from shock of what happened to me. This was my first ever death in EVE. I know DEATH IS SUPPOSED TO COME TO US ALL, but I'm still not sure how it all went down. I accepted the mission, warped to the location, and 30 seconds later my pod was floating in space. The total value of my loss was approx. R 190 Mil ISK, and to top it all, I only insured my ship for 50%. What a complete idiot I am.

I had two warp core stabilizers equipped, but was still unable to warp away from the onslaught. Why would this be?

Can someone please tell me if level 4 missions are supposed to be done in a group, or can you actually do them solo?

I now have no decent ship (Ibis), only 54 mil ISK insurance payout, and have to literally start over again. I am so unmotivated.....

I guess I should stop complaining, and get back to fighting pirates again. I suppose I should buy a Drake again, and slowly work my way up to 190 MIL ISK again.

ANYONE OUT THERE WANT TO DONATE A RAVEN?????

EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following:

HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I

MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER

LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I

DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES

UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I


Is there a source for this?
Call Rollard
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-04-12 21:21:28 UTC
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog wrote:
I've been playing EVE for just over 4 months now (+- 4,5mil SP). I've been working towards acquiring a Raven for what felt like 2 years. Up until yesterday I've been using a Drake to successfully complete all Level 3 Agent Missions Solo. Eventually, yesterday I was able to purchase a RAVEN for the first time. Everyone new to EVE can imagine how excited I was. I equipped my ship, and immediately set out to find the lowest Level 4 agent (quality -18).

I'm still suffering from shock of what happened to me. This was my first ever death in EVE. I know DEATH IS SUPPOSED TO COME TO US ALL, but I'm still not sure how it all went down. I accepted the mission, warped to the location, and 30 seconds later my pod was floating in space. The total value of my loss was approx. R 190 Mil ISK, and to top it all, I only insured my ship for 50%. What a complete idiot I am.

I had two warp core stabilizers equipped, but was still unable to warp away from the onslaught. Why would this be?

Can someone please tell me if level 4 missions are supposed to be done in a group, or can you actually do them solo?

I now have no decent ship (Ibis), only 54 mil ISK insurance payout, and have to literally start over again. I am so unmotivated.....

I guess I should stop complaining, and get back to fighting pirates again. I suppose I should buy a Drake again, and slowly work my way up to 190 MIL ISK again.

ANYONE OUT THERE WANT TO DONATE A RAVEN?????

EDIT: My Raven was equipped with the following:

HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I

MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER

LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I

DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES

UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I


I'd just laugh at anyone who took the Xmas Raven fitting fit seriously and thought that is the real way to fit a Raven. Big smile
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-04-12 21:23:20 UTC
The CSM.
Incarna.
The Revenant supercarrier.
Call Rollard
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-04-12 21:26:03 UTC
I can fit this in two words.

Captains Quarters
Josef Djugashvilis
#20 - 2013-04-12 21:26:14 UTC
Drone UI

This is not a signature.
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