Character Bazaar

To the top! Excellent money maker here. Earn back your isk in no time. Soon to be using HAM 2s also!

Have you ever looked out across the field and seen an endless horde of red crosses and thought to yourself, "I bet those are worth some cash, now if only I could clear through them really fast"?

Have you ever gone to a Sansha incursion and felt that your contribution to your group just wasn't quite "up to par"?

Have you ever wanted to make money in the dangerous space of large alliances, perhaps even behind their backs, yet were always worried you'd get caught on a gate?

Fear not, for your concerns are over! You could be the proud new owner of New Jersey Shorewhore!

Laugh maniacally as you cut through swathes of red crosses! Stun your vanguard fleet with your 833 DPS and 120k EHP, all on a cruiser hull! Thumb your nose at powerblocs who try to stop you from pilfering their riches as you jump unphased through their gate camps!

But wait, that's not all!

On top of all of this, you can manage your own planets and make additional cash on the side! Set your planets to need your attention every few days, or even weeks, and let the additional income roll into your wallet!

Now, how much for all this in one hilariously named character, you ask? 10 billion? No way! 9 billion? Hardly. All this can be yours for the low, low cost of 7.5 billion ISK! We'll even cover the cost of delivery!

And if you act now, we'll even throw in Battlecruisers IV and some assorted drone skills!

Here's how to order:

To place your order for one New Jersey Shorewhore, please contact me here or in game!

(Bored bump.)

Saved

canceled

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No alts, actually. But thanks for your concern.

Have been looking at each person who bid, and it seems more a case that they're bidding on multiple chars, and the others close out faster. Meh.

bamp...Shore whore))

Bump for the day.

Start turning red crosses into money today with this character in a Tengu!

Thanks for the bid, but yeah, I'm not going to let this char go for less than 7b. Already lowered it once, and am in no huge hurry or necessity to sell.

If you scrounge up another 1.5b and still want it, let me know.

Bumpity.

7b will walk away with this excellent money-making char!