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The EVE- O Forums Summed Up In 5 Sentences - Feel Free To Close Them Now
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AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#1 - 2013-04-08 13:51:47 UTC  |  Edited by: AndromacheDarkstar
1. I Hate EVE
2. I Love EVE
3. I hate high sec
4. I love high sec
5. Im quitting

Thats all folks.
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-04-08 13:56:31 UTC
1. Goons
2. Goons
3. Goons
4. Goons
5. Goons
AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#3 - 2013-04-08 13:57:46 UTC
Karadion wrote:
1. Goons
2. Goons
3. Goons
4. Goons
5. Goons


6.Goon Pets
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#4 - 2013-04-08 14:02:16 UTC
1) What?
2) Wot?
3) Waart?
4) wort?
5) What?

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
Velicitia
XS Tech
#5 - 2013-04-08 14:03:25 UTC
7. goonspai
8. recruitment scam
9. Can I have your stuff?

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Djana Libra
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-04-08 14:03:57 UTC
Those are the claimed consequences of other things, the more likely list would be:

AFK Cloaking
ISboxer
Carebears
Bittervets
Retarted Top 10/20/100 of random crap no one cares about

And with honourable mention:

Because of FALCON!!11oneone
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
#7 - 2013-04-08 14:05:36 UTC
1. Make Stuff
2. Sell Stuff
3. Kill Stuff.
4. ???
5. Profit!
Colonel Xaven
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-04-08 14:06:49 UTC

  1. Tears
  2. Tears
  3. Tears
  4. Tears
  5. Funny stuff (tears)

www.facebook.com/RazorAlliance
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#9 - 2013-04-08 14:07:07 UTC
Ah:

1. Skeet
2. Skeet
3. Skeet
4. Skeet
5. Skeet

(Brought to you by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys)
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#10 - 2013-04-08 14:07:44 UTC
Grr Goons.
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#11 - 2013-04-08 14:10:10 UTC
If we run some stats on thread titles (exact) we will find that these are the popular threads:


  1. Test
  2. Private Sale
  3. Sold
  4. closed
  5. Wii Sex Toy


Ahh #5 how we not miss you keylog spammers

/c

★★★ Secure 3rd party service ★★★

Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

Twitter @ChribbaVeldspar
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#12 - 2013-04-08 14:26:52 UTC
1.) Hurr
2.) Durr
3.) Herp
4.) Derp
5.) Blargh

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#13 - 2013-04-08 14:27:44 UTC
I think the real question rasied by this majestic and beautiful thread is "has anything usefull ever come of the eve o forums"
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#14 - 2013-04-08 14:36:43 UTC
AndromacheDarkstar wrote:
I think the real question rasied by this majestic and beautiful thread is "has anything usefull ever come of the eve o forums"


Dont know, but there are some cracking responses. Gave me the giggles Lol

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#15 - 2013-04-08 14:38:21 UTC
you should definately add:

6.) EvE is dying.

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  
AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#16 - 2013-04-08 15:16:09 UTC
Xen Solarus wrote:
you should definately add:

6.) EvE is dying.


I cant believe i missed that off
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#17 - 2013-04-08 15:57:52 UTC
AndromacheDarkstar wrote:
I think the real question rasied by this majestic and beautiful thread is "has anything usefull ever come of the eve o forums"




Yup, but never out of GD.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Klymer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-04-08 16:12:09 UTC
Who needs five?

1. Cesspool

Occasionally you can find something of value in it, if you can stand the stench while your looking, but mostly it's just a bunch of crap.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-04-08 16:13:33 UTC
bragging about tears when winning
trying not to cry when losing
secret carebearing
forum chestbeating
careless drinking

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Dessau
The Scope
#20 - 2013-04-08 16:40:42 UTC
GD

  • I'm bored, let's make this person/these people mad.
  • By the gods, look what this person wrote. I'm so mad.
  • U mad?
  • Yes, but I need to detail the reasons I am quitting as a service to CCP.
  • Can I have your stuff?
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